Sardar told his servant:

Sardar told his servant:
Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.
  

May, 26 2010     125 chars (1 sms)     2229 views       Funny

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