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Sardar told his servant:
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Sardar told his servant:
Sardar told his servant:
Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.
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May, 26 2010
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Ye Soch Kar K Kahin Say To Fone Aaega
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Na
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Bas
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O
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Tikka Boti
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Gulab Jamun
Ice Cream
Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->
Coldrink Ki Tasveeren Dikhaye Ge ;->
ankho mai kuch nami
Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,
jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,
wo kambakhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi... =P ;->
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ek muddat se meri ma
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JAn|x...
Main ne ek baar kaha tha,
Mujhe Raat Ko Bachiyan Phone Karti Hain... =P ;->
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