• An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.
"When I Give A Lecture, I Accept That People Look At Their Watches, But What I Do Not Tolerate Is When They Look At It And Raise It To Their Ear To Find Out If It Stopped.