bas bohat hua b

bas bohat hua b

Bas Bohat Hua

Bura Lage Tou Sorry
Me Ne Neeche Saaf
Saaf Likh Dia Hy ...
































"SAAF SAAF" ;->
  

May, 06 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2634 views       Funny

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Kehdo un parhne walon se,
Kabhi hum bhi parha kertay thay,
Jitna syllabus parh k wo top kertay hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia kertay thay,


Ab to Dukan Par Bhi Ye Board Lagay Hain FARAZ.

Cheeni Maang Kar Sharminda Na Karain.

Cheeni Ek Jang Hai, Isi Liye Band Hai.

Namak Baray Shoq Se, Cheeni Aglay Chock Se. :-)


Aao Ehad Kare''n k
3 Cheezei''n Haath Se
Kbhi Nhi Jane De''n Ge

Sharafat



Sadaqat


Aur















Un Ki Girlfriends ... ;->

Girl:Papa,1 ladka mujhe 2 BAR I LOVE U bolA,

kya karu?


Fathr:Beta usse shadi kr le,

zindgi me agr dubara bolde to mera nam badal dena
Hi, aap ki 1 Photo chahiye jaldi send karo kion ke 1 kitab chaph rahe hae us ke main page ke liye us kitab ka name hae




"Qabar ka Murda"
what has teachnolgy done????

ek time tha jab msg kabutar pahuchate the

or ek time aaj hai ki hum msg kabutaro ko pahuchate hai

hhhuuuuurrrrrrrrrr
We Must Believe In
LUCK ...


For


How Else Can We
Explain


''The Success Of Those
We Do Not Like ...!" ;->
Phatan train me su su kr k aya
.
.
BV:
Ap ka pyjama geela kyu hy?
.
Phatan:
Toilet mein likha hy
“Jisam ka koe b hesa bahir na nekale”
An Ideal Home Work Excuse . . .

Teacher : Where Is Ur HomeWork ? ? ?

Student: I Lost It Fighting This Kid Who Said:
"U Weren''t The Best Teacher In School" ;->
Why Don''t ELEPHANTS Ride Bikes..?

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They Don''t Have a Thumb To Ring The Bell..
FANTASTIC ONE ...!!!
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Acha ! Ek Baat Tou Batao Plz Isko Mazak Mai Mat Taal Dena , Jawab Mazaq Ke Andaaz Mai Tou Ho Sakta Hai Yani Shugal Magar Gol Mol Jawab Nahi Chalye Ga Dekho Kuch
Baatain Zindagi Mai Bohat Imp Hoti Hain , Buhat Ziada Balkay Sav Se Ziada Kuch Aisi Imp Hai Yeh Baat Bhi Atleast For Me , Ager tumne Ghalat Bataya Ya Baat Ko Talnay ki
Try Ki Tu Acha Nahi Ho Ga .. Plz Sach Batao

TIME KIYA HUA HA :P
Teacher To Student: Kia Tum Ne Mere Diye Notes Parhey Thay . . . ? ? ?

Student: Nahi Sir . . . Main Apne Aap Hii FAIL Hua Hoon . . . ;->