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May, 06 2010
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teacher, student
teacher, student se jo cheez tumhe tang ya pareeshan karn use apne pas bhi na bhatakne do.
Student, chal beta sub se pehle to tu aage peache ho.
Jab Usne Humse Taluq
Jab Usne Humse Taluq Tora Hum ß Usey keh Aaye .....
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TV on kro.
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Sub girl lar rahi han
Sub keh rahi hain "hAmY" maira hai
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Uff ye larkiyan b na.... ;-)
Chahty hain wo hum sy waisi chahat ka wada!!
Chahty hain wo hum sy waisi chahat ka wada!!!!
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Jaisy!!!!!!
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WIFE:main maeke ja
WIFE:main maeke ja rhi han,te tenu talak de notis bhej dewangi.
HUSBAND: ja ja aive mithian galan krke mainu khush karan
di koshish na kar
Part 2
Part 2
iss aitbaar sey fee aikard 12000 sey zaid ka kharcha aata hai aur fasal ka aitbaar naheen.
Behtar yehi hai k fasal na bhoyein aur kissi sey lardayee kar lein
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Mehkama Zaarat Hakumatey Punjab
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
Train mai aik husband apni wife say:
tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao
Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE?
Bhagwan to Man:BOL KIA CHAHIYE?
Man:MERI SHAADI AISH SE KARA DO.
Bhagwan:USKI 1 SAARI 1 LAC KI HAI,KHARCHA UTHA PAYEGA?
Man:KOI Solution????
Bhagwan:MALLIKA SE KAR LE………
Dekha Mere Sms Ka Kamal ?
Dekha Mere Sms Ka Kamal ?
Ghanti Baji
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Ab Woh Sms Pahr raha hai
HMmm
Ab Muskura kar soch raha hai Kiss ko Send karu?
"HOYE"
"OYE"
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"HOYE"
bri Garmi Hai Yaar.
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Youth Nowadays R Gettin Worst.
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Frm The Arti.
I Was Shocked N
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enter ur pin
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Jammed & Not In Working
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Bcoz
Khan Sahab''s Wife Put
Hairpin In Machine When
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"Enter Ur PIN" ... ;)
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