''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJ

''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJ
''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJH NA musquil hai,CYCLONE ko DEKH NA musquil hai,BHOOKAMP mein REHNA musquil hai,............ LAGTA hai waise hi AAP KA EK SMS paana musquil haii............''
  

May, 24 2010     182 chars (2 sms)     3343 views       Funny

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In School Canteen,There Was A Basket Of Apples With Notice Written :

"Don''t Take More Than 1, God Is Watching!"

A Little Further There Was A Box Of Choclates,
A Naughty Child Wrote:
"Take As Many As U Want. God Is Watching The Apples":-)!
Marriage Is When

A Man And Woman

Becomes One ...

The Troubles Starts

When They Try To
Decide Which One ... ;->
The Most Wacky Definition of High Heels:

A Device Invented for Short Height Women,

Who Were Fed Up By
Constantly Being Kissed
On the Forehead. :-)
If U Are

Ever In Doubt

As To Wether or Not

To Kiss A Pretty Girl . . .

Alwayz Give Her

The Benifit Of The Doubt
Why is it written "May contain traces of peanuts or other kind of nuts" on peanut butter jars. Are people stupid enough not to realize it themselves?
Pathan Bought A New Mobile.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..

Pathan Bazar Gya
Aur

Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya. . .


Koi Takleafday Cheez Rastay Se Hatana Neki Hai . . .




Awo Sub Mil Kar
ZARDARI Ko Rastay Se Hata Dain . .=P;->
Aankhon he Aankon ne,


Aankhon he Ankhon se,


Aankhon he Ankhon main,



Kaha..








"Aiiiii - Taaaa..!" :-D


Friendship means:
u happy i happy,
u sad i sad,
u cry i cry,
u laugh i laugh,


u fell down in mud




i dance dhinchak dhinchak dhinchak... ;->
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On



The Lectures You Missed


And


The Books You Didn''t Read ... ;->


How True ...
You Know That
Old Saying

"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"

Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating

Coz

"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->
yai dunia kia hai


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gum kadarya hai....





toti band kar do lota baher gaya hai :P