''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJ

''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJH NA musquil hai,CYCLONE ko DEKH NA musquil hai,BHOOKAMP mein REHNA musquil hai,............ LAGTA hai waise hi AAP KA EK SMS paana musquil haii............''

May, 24 2010 182 chars (2 sms) 2652 views Funny

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American:Oh God

American:Oh God give me room full of Gold.
Russian:oh God!give me room full of Diamonds.
Pakistani:Oh God!give me keys of both d rooms.

1 Aurat Ne 1

1 Aurat Ne 1 Wakil Se Pocha K
Talak Lene K Lye Kia
Sharyat Lazmi Hoti Hai ?

Wakil Bola "Talak Lene K Lye
App Ko Shadi Shudo Hona Zorori Hai"

Wen Does A Frnd

Wen Does A Frnd Bcum A Best Frnd????

Ans : Wen A Dialogue : I Care 4 U
Converts Into

Abey Oye!!

I’ll Kill U If U Don’t Care 4 Me ..!!

T h e D e f i n i t i o n

T h e

D e f i n i t i o n

O f

A

B e a u t i f u l

W o m a n

I s

O n e

W h o

L o v e s

M e ...

Sagai Aur Shaadi

Sagai Aur Shaadi Ke Beech Waqt Kyun Hota Hai?

Ans: Kyonki Koi Ye Na Keh Sake Ki Durghatna Se Pehle Bachne Ka Humare Paas Waqt Nai Tha

before the clock str

efore the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday…

Har sawal say dut ker larna,

Har sawal say dut ker larna,
Phainkhnay me kami mat karna,
Moqa milay to pichay bhi dekhna,
aur 1 bat yaad rakhna,
aagay walay ka paper apna samajhna.

jangal me mangal ter

JANGAL ME MANGAL TERE HI DAM SE
SAB NE YA SHOR MACHAYA HA
SAILGIRAH KA DIN AYA HA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U MERE JAN

pathan 1st time jahaz pe baitha

pathan 1st time jahaz pe baitha

Pathan 1st Time Jahaz Pe Baitha:

Jesy hi Jahaz ka Agla Tyre Ooper Utha,
Tu Pathan Pilot ko Maarny Laga.

Aur Bola:

Mai Pehlay He Dara Huwa Hon

Aur

Tum Wheeling Kar Rahy Ho. :-)

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Happy Married Life Is
Defined As ...

"Yet To Be Seen"

Today is Newspaper,

Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P

What do u call a woman in heaven?

What do u call a woman in heaven?

An Angel.A crowd of woman in heaven?

A host of Angels.And all woman in heaven?

PEACE ON EARTH . . . ;->

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''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJ

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