''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJ

''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJH NA musquil hai,CYCLONE ko DEKH NA musquil hai,BHOOKAMP mein REHNA musquil hai,............ LAGTA hai waise hi AAP KA EK SMS paana musquil haii............''

May, 24 2010 182 chars (2 sms) 2226 views Funny

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Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz

Never Reject A Girl In Life Bcoz

A Good Girl Gives U

Happines N

Bad Girl Give U

Experience

Both R Essential In Life

So Enjoy Every

Girlfriend!

Exams ka saya hai,

Exams ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai?
duniya wale kehte hain ache number lo,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai!

Girl: Kon Ho Tum?

Girl: Kon Ho Tum?
Boy:Hasrat Tumhari
Girl: Takte Ho Kya?
Boy: Soorat Tumhari
Girl:Karte Ho Kya?
Boy: Pooja Tumhari
Girl: Kafir Ho Kya?
Boy: Aisa He Sahi
Girl: Chahte Ho Kya?
Boy: Muhabbat Tumhari
Girl: Pachhtaogay..
Boy: Kismat Hamari
Girl: Married Hoon Main
Boy:...
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Pehle Kion Nai Bataya Manhoos Maari?

Bhurape Aur Jawani Mein Kia Farq Ha?

Bhurape Aur Jawani Mein Kia Farq Ha?

Jawani Mein Jaib Mein Larkiyon Ke No Aur

Aur

Burhape Mein Jaib Mein Doctor K No . . . ;->

Dosti k Geet Gaeinge "HUM TUM"

Dosti k Geet Gaeinge
"HUM TUM"

Apni Duniya Alag Basaeinge
"HUM TUM"

Jo Diye Bujh Jaeinge "HAWA" Se.

Unko Baich Kar "PHILIPS" K
"BULB" Jalaeinge
"Hum tum

Last nite i had a dream abt U...

Last nite i had a dream abt U...
I saw tht v both were gettig married on the same day...
Ur wife was beautiful but mine is not...
I asked GOD:
Why it is so???
GOD replied:
"BALANCE OF NATURE"...!!!

Air Hostess To Pathan :

Air Hostess To Pathan : Aap Chai Pina Pasand Karenge Ya Soft Drink . . . ? ? ?

Pathan : Hum Wo Taweez Wala Chai Piye Ga. . . ! ! !

Air Hostess : Wo Taweez Nahi "TEA BAG" Hota Hai . . .

1 Aadmi Doosre Aadmi Se :

1 Aadmi Doosre Aadmi Se :

"Bhai Ye Khushi Kia Hoti Hy ???"

Doosra Aadmi:

"Pata Nahi Bhai Meri Tou Jawani Main Hi shaadi Ho Gayi Thi ..."

i love u bolo

I love u bolo

mjy nai

apny jevan sthi ko

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ab thankx kr k shrminda na karna..

Father Askd 2

Father Askd 2 H¡S SOn:Tum Baar Baar Matric Me Fail Hotay Ho Tum
Ne Aj Tak Kuch Na Kuch To Seekha Ho Ga?
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Søn:Yes Papa . .!

Father:Wht?

Son:Kitab Kholna. .

What Did The Banana

What Did The Banana Says To The Elephant. . . ?

Nothing. . .
Bananas Can’t Talk Stupid. . . ;->

Ekaadmi tha..!

Ekaadmi tha..!

woh kisiko msg nahi karta tha...!
kisiko call nahi karta tha...
fir bhi uska balance jata tha...

y

kyunki woh ek tang pe khada tha..!

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''Jaise TSUNAMI ko SAMAJ

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