''A punjabi women talking in english to a Docter About Sick Child my Kaka is ill ek Week Da, Na eat da,na Sleep da, Bs weep Da teh Cheekh da, nl nak v leak da
Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock.
Employee: Who''s there?
Boss: Not you anymore.
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop….
Ajj kal Nichey jaiker sms dekhna Aam Hogaya hau Is liye ap
ko Nichehy dekhne ki zaroart nahi ok
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Akhir pakistani People hoo na jiss Kaam ka mana karoo
wo zaroor karte hoo