wo kia cheez hy jo

Wo Kia Cheez Hy
Jo Biwi Apnay Husband Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti
Bar Bar Magney Per Bhi Nain Deti.
Aur Yeh Illegal Bhi Nain Hy??

Guess??

Come On Yar?

Sakoon

May, 06 2010 175 chars (2 sms) 2638 views Funny

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twinkle twinkle lit

Twinkle Twinkle
Little Star

Aishwrya Is A
Film Star

Saniya Mirza
Is A
Tenis Star

Wasim Is A
Criket Star
And
"HumAyuN" Is A

SMS STAR.!!

Ek Dost Dosre Se:

Ek Dost Dosre Se: "Yaar Me Peshawar Gaya Udher Na Banda Na Bande Ki Zaat.."

Dosra Dost: "Phir Kya Tha ?"

Pehla Dost: "Bas Jidher Dekho Pathan He Pathan... ;->

pride attitude and

Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "Superman" ;)

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.

MUNNA BHAI visits Mysore palace.
CIRCUIT: bhai us kursi par mat baithna.
MUNNA: kaiku ?
CIRCUIT: wo tipu sultan ki he bhai.
MUNNA: tension kaiku leta he re maamu ?
aayega to uth jaunga re ,i shappath !!!

if a baby is born in

If a baby is born in
Africa...
Wh8 will b the color of
the baby''s teeth ?

Why U waste this much
time !
How will a new born
baby have teeth ? ;->

U r Very special 4 me.

U r Very special 4 me.
So i want 2 gift u N-73
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
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NNNNNNNN
Gin lena puray hy:-D

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Pepsi (chilled) with chips. It''s urgent Cell no & name is as displayed
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hazraat eik zarori e

HazrAAt Eik ZArori ELAAn SuniyE . . .

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HAzrAAt DemAgh kA ELaAj kArwAiyE ELAAN sunA jAtA hAi
PArhA nhi jAtA.. ;->

Kya kal tm farigh ho?

Kya kal tm farigh ho?

Agr farigh ho to nahalena? Gande insan!

Iqbal K Kehnay Pe Jab Basera Kiya

Iqbal K Kehnay Pe Jab Basera Kiya
Shaheen Ne Chattanon May...

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Usay Bhi firing Kar k Bhaga Diya Pathano Ne...

Din Main Sota Hy

Din Main Sota Hy
Raat Ko Jaagta Hy
Din Mein Laita Rehta
Hy
Raat Ko Khara Reha
Hy

"Choukidaar"

Tu Kuch Aur Samjha Na
Be-Ghairat Aadmi ;->

e kh0cha machar humko torch le kar dondh raha hai :

Pathan raat ko machardani laga kar
so raha tha, Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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PHATAN:Lo ye kh0cha machar humko
torch le kar dondh raha hai :

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