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wo kia cheez hy jo
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wo kia cheez hy jo
wo kia cheez hy jo
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Tchr: Passive Mai Badlo!
Tchr: Passive Mai Badlo!
Bache Jab Sunsan Jagaao Per Jate Hein To Hadso Ko Janam Dete Hein!
Student: Sunsan Jagao Per Huey Haadse Bacho Ko Janam Dete Hain
SMS ek bimari hai jo
SMS ek bimari hai jo waqt ko barbad kar rahi hai
Aao mil k kasam khaye k is bimari ko khatam kar dein ge.
Ek Call rooz app karo
baki MISS CALL hum kar dein ge
my name is gujjar
My name iz khan ka
Part 3 a anay wala hy . . .
My name iz gujjar n i m not a kanjar... ;->
acca is still tough
GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE
Example:
3+3=?
Options:
a. 6
b. Six
c. VI
d. 6.0
Moral:
ACCA is still TOUGH.
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon
Hi cute sweet
Hi cute sweet
Most Graceful the smartest Beautiful person
Pretty Loving caring
AB KHUSH???
Chalo ab tum aram kro dosron ko b pagal banana hai..:-)
larki phansani ati hai?
# Pathan: Larki Phansani Aati Hai?
Sardar: Nahi
Pahtan: Bara Aasan Hai, Ek Kaghaz Lo, Uspe Love Letter Likho,
Us Ka Jahaz Banao, Class Main Urra Do.
Teacher Puche To Larki Ka Naam Laga Dena.
Phans Gai Larki.:-P
Bakri chari pahar
Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi powder la kay..
Bakri chari pahar tay surkhi power la kay..
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Bakra maarey seetian pent shirt pa k.... ;->
Shrminda Tb Nhi Hoty
Shrminda Tb Nhi Hoty
Jb Zuban Se Buri Bat Nkal Jaye
Or Shrmnda Hm Tb B Nhi Hote
Jb Dil Se Kisiki Yad Nkal Jaye
Arey
Shrmndagi To Us Wqt Hoti Hy
Jb Shadi Me Khamoshi Ho
Or
ZOR SE PAAD Nkal Jaye :P ;->
Pathan 100 K Note
Pathan 100 K Note Pr Likha Hua No. Dial Kr Rha Tha
2nd Pathan: Ye Kr Rahy Ho ?
1st Pathan: Quaid-e-Azam Ka Number Dial Kr K Pooch Rha Hoon
Un ka Mobile Kis K Paas Hy ... ;->
karachi mein itni mehngai
karachi mein itni mehngai
bad-amni
aur
hangama-aarai
k bawajood
agar aap
pur-sukoon aur
pur-aman KARACHI dekhna chahtay hain
to
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PTV Lagain.
Apnay 2005 ke
Apnay 2005 ke Gunnah mitanay k liye 109 bar ais mantar ko pahrna hai
East or West
" FaWad " Is Da BEst .
Ab Edit Ker K Apne Naam Dal Ke Ek Aur Gunnah Mat Karna!!
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