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New Pakistan team for worldcup 2011
New Pakistan team for worldcup 2011
Coach: Wasim chakram
Team:
Bekar younus
Rashid takleef
Shahid afriki
Inzimam full duck
Shoaib kambakhter
Umer bull
Kamran khatmal
Kana Naveedul Hasan
Mehman butt
Extras:
Baitsman
Baiman farhat
Danish maleria.
Ek Molvi:
Ek Molvi: Film actor se masjid ka chanda mangne gaya
Actor: aap log tu kehte hain k hamara pasia haram ha?
Molvi: g in isi liye in paison se hum "Latreen" banainge
Bolaa dukaan-daar,ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Bolaa dukaan-daar,ke kyaa chahiye tumhain
Jo bhii kaho ge merii dukaan per wo paoge
Maine kahaa ke kutte ke khaane kaa cake hai
Bolaa yahiin pe khaaoge yaa leke jaaoge...
film releaze ho rahi hai libas
Pakistan Me New FiLM Releaze Ho Rahi Hai
"LIbas"
Lekin Pori FiLm Me Nazr Nai Aya.
D0sto0
D0sto0
Ghajini Daikhnay k Baad Andaza Hua k Aap ka Do0st Bhi Amir Khan Say kam Nahi Hay.
Mai Bhi Parhta Hun
Samajhta Hun
Phir 15 Min Bad Sab Bhool Jata Hun
Q: “PIZZA HUT” Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ?
Q:
“PIZZA HUT” Ka Opposite Kia Hota Hai. . . . ?
Ans:
PIZZA HUTNA MAT . . . ;->
Ur sms is electrical
Ur sms is electrical activity of my
Heart...!
Ur miss call is beat of my
Heart...!
Ur call is blood circulation of my
heart...!
So please keep active my
Heart...!
Ek Aadmi Doosrey Se:
Ek Aadmi Doosrey Se:
"Bhai Ye Larki Kia
Hoti Hy ... ? "
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Doosra:
"Pata Nahi Bhai , Main
Tou Khud "SAWAAT"
Mein Rehta Hoon... " ;->
A man in Hell asked Devil:
A man in Hell asked Devil:
Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making call he asked how much to pay.
Devil : Nothing, Hell to hell is Free.
Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
Ankho mai kuch nami thi,
mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,
jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,
wo kambakhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi... =P ;->
Ek Aadmi Ne Samosey
Ek Aadmi Ne Samosey Wale Se Kaha : O Bhai
Tumhare Samose Main Se Larki Ka Baal Nikla Hy !
Samosey Wala : Aby Tou Kia 5 Rs K Samosey Main
Puri Larki Nikle Gi ... ;->
aman ki aasha jagao
Dosto JUNG m kuch nhi rkha AMAN hi sb kuch hy ye baat maan kr INDIA ne PAKISTAN ko apni BACHIYAN deni shro krdi hain
jesy k
MALIK k liye SANIA MIRZA
WASIM AKRAM k liye
SUSHMITA
Mere liye KAITREENA KAIF
Aap k liye AASHA BHOSLY
Aman ki aasha jagao
india se bachiyan book karwao.
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