Lover Gives Love

Lover Gives Love
Lover Gives Love

Father Gives Protection

Mother Gives Life

But A Real Frnd Gives

Nice Girls Cell #''s

Dat is frndship

Now It''s A Gud Chance

Prove Ur Frndship ;->
  

May, 20 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     2467 views       Funny

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Pagal Hyn Wo Log
Jo
Pyar Main
Larkion Ko Miss Kerte Hain




Aray Miss Kerna Hai
Tou
Macharo’n Ko Karo






Jo Khud Aa K Un Ko Kiss Kerte Hyn ;->


Miss Callen Martay Ho Tum Wrong Numbers Pr,

Ye Soch Kar K Kahin Say To Fone Aaega



Ajeeb He Andaz e Muhabat Tumhara papu

"Agar Esa Karogay To Kon Aaega.
Tortoise & Rabbit gave SSC exam. Tortoise 80% Rabbit 81% Both wanted admission in good college. Rabbit dint get admission but tortoise got How?
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REMEMBER tortoise won d race..!

SPORTS QUOTA :-P
pathan to shopkeeper:
"Easy Load he?"
shopkeeper:ji han janab,

pathan:10 ka naswaar Load Karo....
*GRP MSG *
&%# &^$

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*^%@*( %&*@ %@% * %

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UFF YEH SMS KE TARSE HOYE LOG
KUCH BHI BHEJO PAHRNE LAG JATE H
If Any Dog Attacks You

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jL

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Ye Tamashay Nahi Karna,
Bhaag Jana Hai. :-)
Friends Will Share An Umbrela With You When Its Raining ...

But

Best Friends Will Grab The Umbrella From You

And

Yell

"Run LOSER Run" :->
Customer:
I need a ladies suit.


Shopkeeper:
Begum k liye chahiye ya koi achha sa dikhaoon?
:-o
Dheeru bhai from heaven

"Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna reliance".

Mukesh: "Hello kon bol raha hai? thik se sunai nahi deta.
call me on my HUTCH mobile!"
''Barray Zalim Hain Teri Gali K Bachay Faraz.

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Kutta Peechay Laga K Kehte Hain.

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Aazma Luck Aazma
Apni Qismat Ki Baazi, Azma. :-)''
A Lady Geting
Sntimental Feeling
While Watching A
Beautifu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& Whisprs Dose 3 Ltl
Wrds Tht r On His Mind





















Pass d Popcorn ;->
''Ladka bola :
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
kash in hasinao ke baap mar jate,
bahana gham ka hota, hum inke ghar to aate.
Ladki boli:
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga,
kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.''