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Can A Kangaroo Jump
Can A Kangaroo Jump
Higher Than A Effiel Tower?
Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump
gold k thay na chori ho ge
GOLDEN WoRDS
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Gold k thay na.
Chori ho Ge.
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Do U Know The Rules
Do U Know The Rules To Succeed In Life. . . ??
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Nahi Pata.
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Ok
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Nahi Pata Tou Scroll Q Kr Rahe Ho. Mujhe B Nahi Pata . . . ;->
Wot u see as truth
Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!
1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya
1 Pathan Ka Sir Phat Gaya . . .
Pathan Se Kisi Ne Poocha : Khan Sahab Kia Hua ?
Khan Replied: PAPER WEIGHT Se Kell Thonk Raha Tha . . . Hum Ko Kisi Ne Kaha KHOPRI Istimal Karo . . . ;->
Find ur Japanese Name:
Find ur Japanese Name:
Take each letter of ur name & substitute it with Japanese sound..
A=ka
B=tu
C=mi
D=te
E=ku
F=lu
G=ji
H=ri
I=ki
J=zu
K=me
L=ta
M=rin
N=to
O=mo
P=no
Q=ke
R=shi
S=ari
T=chi
U=do
V=ru
W=mei
X=na
Y=fu
Z=zi
4wd It to Ur Friends 4 fun..:-)
Ek Bueaty Parlor K
Ek Bueaty Parlor K Publicity Board Pe Likha Tha..
"Parlor Se Niklne Wali Kisi B Haseen-O-Jameel Larki Ko Na Chairaa Jaye Ho Skta Hai Wo Ap Ki Saas Ho" . ;->
Roses are Laal
Roses are Laal
Sky is neela
Your mind is Like
Khali Patila.
Bura maan Liya
Okay.
Roses are red
Water is Cool
I''m handsome
n U''re fool
Lo thora aur bura maan lo!
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey
Log Kehte Hain K Badam Pistey Waghaira Khaney Se Dimagh Taiz Hota hai...
Ghalat Kehte Hain.
Kyon K Agar Aisa Hota to Aaj Sabse Aqalmand Pathan Hota. :-)
- K r R r A z Y -
- K r R r A z Y -
T r u t h
H u r t s
May Be Not As Much As
Jumping On A Bicycle
With Seat Missing ...
But It
H u r t s ... =P ;)
Pathan To Imran Hashmi
Pathan To Imran Hashmi
Tum Buht Jhota Hai
Imran Hashmi : Kiun ?
Pathan : Kitni Baar Bola Aik Baar Aja Aja Aja Aaja
Hum Teen Baar Aya Par Tum Hum Ko Milta Na
bomber
1 khus kush hamlawar ne taliban se kaha
Sir G: Barud zara kam dala karo
pichli dafa hamara banda, jannat se 350 kilometer agay nikal gaya tha.
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