Lover Gives Love

Lover Gives Love

Father Gives Protection

Mother Gives Life

But A Real Frnd Gives

Nice Girls Cell #''s

Dat is frndship

Now It''s A Gud Chance

Prove Ur Frndship ;->

May, 20 2010 186 chars (2 sms) 3036 views Funny

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''1BOY APNI DOR KI ANTI K GHAR GYA.

''1BOY APNI DOR KI ANTI K GHAR GYA.
USY KAFI DAIR HO GAI,ANTI NE KHA BETA AJ TM GUDDO K PAS SO JAO.

BOY;RHNY DAIN MAIN BAHIR SOFY
PR HI SO JATA HON.

NEXT MORNING AK KHUBSORST GIRL
CHAYE LAI,
BOY; TM KON HO,
GIRL;MAIN GUDDO
AP KON?
BOY;MAIN ULLU DA PTHA.
HA.......''

Father says to Son...

Father says to Son...

"You are mature enough now...

I will allow you to start smoking if you want to."

Son, "Thanks dad, but I quit two years ago"......

Khusbu ne Phool ko khas banaya,

Khusbu ne Phool ko khas banaya,

Phool ne Matti ko khas banaya,

Chahat ne Mohabat ko khas Banaya,

Kambakhat Mohabat ne Kitno ko "DEVDAS" Banaya... ;->

Height Of Thinking

Height Of Thinking
Two Friends Failed In 10th Study Again N Again.. ..
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1st Friend: Lets Suicide Oohhhh!.
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2nd Friend: No Waaaaays !
If V Suicide Than In Next Life Again
We Have To Study From

Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,

Boy: I''ll climb de highest mount,
Swim de deepest ocean,
Walk on hot coal barefoot,
just 4u!

Girl: So sweet Can u come 2 meet me?

Boy: Not now, its Raining....

Cham Cham Kerdi Raat

Cham Cham Kerdi Raat

Tim Tim Kerde Taare

Na Koi Msg

Na Koi Bell

Ki Gal Ae Pyare

Kyun ?

Paise Mukh Gaye Ne Saarey . . .? ;->

''"Khudi ko kar buland itna

''"Khudi ko kar buland itna k K2 ki choti pe ja puhnche
K Iqbal tujh se puchhe, ulu k pathay utray ga kesay?"

Jiddat k iss daur mein,

Jiddat k iss daur mein,
Shadi ho LAHORE mein..

Pyaari si ik biwi ho,
Jaisay rangeen tv ho..

Gol matol sey saalay hon,
Jaisay dahi k pyaalay hon..

Pyaari si ik saali ho,
Biwi k baad ghar wali ho..

Jiddat k iss daur mein,
shaadi ho LAHORE mein..

SomeOne.. MiSSES U..

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hain,

Jigar Ma Badi Aag Hain,
Toh Dil Me Kya Hain???

Dard-E-Disco ;-)

''r--._,---------.¤ "-, .c-.-----"""'' / i--'' C__J

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/ i--''
C__J

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2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.

2 pathan masjid mai namaz parhne aye.
first pathan: chalo shukar hai namaz nahi nikli

agar wazu ke chakar mai parte to namaz nikal jati;-)!

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