Lover Gives Love

Lover Gives Love

Father Gives Protection

Mother Gives Life

But A Real Frnd Gives

Nice Girls Cell #''s

Dat is frndship

Now It''s A Gud Chance

Prove Ur Frndship ;->

May, 20 2010 186 chars (2 sms) 2321 views Funny

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IQ of 50

What do you call a lawyer
with an IQ of 50?
Your Honor:D.

Kal Maine Sapna Dekha

Akbar: Kal Maine Sapna Dekha
K Tum Gobar Me Gir Gaye Aur Mai

Shehad (Honey) Me!

Birbal: Ji Maharaj! Fir Mai Apko

Chatne Laga Aur Aap Mujhe.

God Sends

God

Sends

Us

Meat,

The

Devil

Sends

Us

Cooks.

Proverb

Dear Shameless customer!!!

Dear Shameless customer!!!

V r withdrawing ur sms facility.

Records show that u have no out going sms since many months.

To retain service plz msg at 03343004071

balance sharing day

Balance Sharing Day

Today Is Balance Sharing Day,

So Send Me Maximum Balance & Give The

Proof Of Ur Friendship

With Me

Happy Balance Day... ;->

What''s Te Difference Between

What''s Te Difference Between Poison And Alcohol ... ???

If U Drink Alcohol

U Will Dance Around People

If U Drink Poison

People Will Dance Around You ;->

IN Frenc

IN French: "bonjour" IN Spanish: "Te quiro" IN Italian: "Teamo" IN English: "Good morning" IN Punjabi: "uth BEGHAIRTA kum te nai jana"

A sardarji photographer is focusing

A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE

tu khud ko beshak ta

Tu Khud Ko Beshak Tanha Mahsoos Kar "Jan|X" , , ,

MA¡N Phir Bhi Tujhe Kisi "Bachi"

Ka Number Send Nahi Karun Ga... =P ;->

weve had our ups an

We"ve had our ups and downs,This we both know, Through it all
our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About
many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.
Happy Anniversary

BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK

BaAp BeTa Se : TuM KaB TaK

PaRtHe RaHe ThE?

BeTa: RaT 12 BaJe TaK,LeKn

11 BaJe ToU LiGhT GaYe ThI,

BeTa: MoSmYaT Se MaI PaRhNe

MaI ItNa MaGaN ThA

K LiGhT JaNe Ka

PaTa Hi NaHe ChAlA . . . ;->

Why are women

Why are women such bad drivers?
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Because there is no road between the bedroom and the
bathroom. . . :p

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