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When u fall in
When u fall in Love no power on earth can keep u away 4m ur loved one,But only one power can keep u in ur senses,Guess what?"Abbay di juttian"
Interviewer:What is your birth date? Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer:What is your birth date?
Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !!
;-)
If U Need Original Tigers
If U Need Original Tigers
Nail For Ur Chain Locket
Contact Me Immediately
Bcos M Cuttin
My Nails 2moro.
Booking Close Today
Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
Pathan ko 1 chirag mila,
usko ghisne se usme 1 jin nikla
Jin:"3 khwahishain btao"
Pathan:"1 aisi naswar lao jo kabhi khatam na ho"
jin ne usay naswar la k dedi
jin:"or 2 khwahishain btao"
Pathan:"Aisi 2 or lado" ;)
Practice makes man perfect.
Practice makes man perfect...
Then wat abt woman??
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Any guesses??
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She is BORN perfect.!
Hai na girls..??? :-P
If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,
If Time Doesn''t Wait For You,
Don''t Worry !
Just Remove The Damn Battery
From The Clock And Enjoy Life .
Golden Words .
Golden Words . . .
Kaam Ko Kal Per Na Taalo . . .
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Jab Wo Parson Tarson Bhi Ho Sakta Hy . . . ;->
Hapy BAPU day.
Hapy BAPU day.
Boly to QUAID DAY.
Kia mast insan tha.
Akha cuntry me akela round kia aur hindu aur angrazun ke watt laga de.
We shud b proud of our quaid "BAPU"
Khoobsurat
Khoobsurat
6 inch Lamba
Bohat Mota
Gool Kinaray
Kala
Har LArki Ki Pasand !
NOKIA
6030 LoLX !!
How To Impress A Kam Wali
How To Impress A Kam Wali ?
Tareqa Prhny Ke Lea Press Down Arow Key . . .
Lakh Lanat Hy Kam Wali Ko B Na Chorna Begherat
Teacher: 1877 Ko kya hua tha?
Teacher:
1877 Ko kya hua tha?
PATHAN:
I don''t know
Tchr:
Stupid,Quaid.e.Azam Peda Hue Thay
1881 ko Kya Hua tha?
Pathan:
Quaid.e.azam 4 Sal K Ho Gaye Thay!:-
driver k saath bhaag gai
Pathan Ki B.V Us k
Driver k Saath Bhaag Gai
Logo''n Ne Poocha
Khan Saab Ab Kia Kro Ge ?
Pathan Bola
Kerna Kia Hy, Ab Gaadi
Khud Chalao''n Ga ... =P ;)
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