Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?

Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?

,coz
The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it. . . ;->

May, 20 2010 149 chars (1 sms) 1964 views Funny

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Dost Aik Baat Hamesha Yaad Rakhna,

Ke Zindagi Main 2 Cheezain Muqadar Walon Ko Milti Hain...

Aik Acha Aur Mukhlis Dost !

Aur Dosra...??

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“Meetha Kharbooza”

MAiN Aaj TuMhE buhAt bArA RAAZ Likh k BhAij rAhA huN..

MAiN Aaj TuMhE buhAt bArA RAAZ Likh k BhAij rAhA huN..

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aAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaZZZzzzZ.. ;->

DOOB MARO Nikammo

DOOB MARO Nikammo

( -_-)(-_-)
/l l\_/)(\
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Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi Phansa Li Hai.

Or Tumse

Abhi Tak

Muhallay Ki Set Nahi Ho Rahi. :-)

Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

Ankho mai kuch nami thi,

mujh mai shayad vitamin ki kami thi,

jis se sari raat phone pe bat ki,

wo kambakhat meri mehboba ki ammi thi... =P ;->

All da elecTrons were

All da elecTrons were having parTY suddenly proTons aTTacked ThemA herO came & saved da eLecTrons.TheY asKed hero "who r u?"he said "Bond .....Covalent bond"

::::ARZ HAI::::

::::ARZ HAI::::

pink lips are the girls beauty

wah wah

pink lips r the girls beauty

& kissing them is the boys duty ;->

Teacher :

Teacher : Studnt Ko Doodh K Faiday Batate Hoe Bolaa..

6 Cheezon K Nam Batao Jin Me Doodh Hota Hai

Studnt : Kheer, Custrd Aur 4 Bhains

Kabhi Karachi Bhi

Kabhi Karachi Bhi
"CITY OF LIGHTS"
Kehlata Tha ...

Magar

Be-intiha Load Shedding k
Baad Is Ka Naam
"CITY OFF LIGHT"
Ho Gya Hy ... ;->

Oye Ye Dekho

Oye

Ye Dekho

Kitni Jaga Khali Hai
Aajao Cricket Ho Jaye.... ;->

Pathan Apni Biwi

Pathan Apni Biwi Ko Doctor Ko Dekhane Le Gaya,

Aur Dr. Ko Bohat Mara. Sub Ne Poocha:

"Kya Huwa??" Pathan: "Saala Dr. Bolta

Hy Amari Biwi Ka ''BP'' Dekhna Hy.."

*some funny fact*

*some funny fact*
**kishor ka baap haklata tha agar wo thk se bol pata to aaj uski umra 3 saal jyada hoti

***mard aurat ko kamjor kahta hai lekin agar wo martban ka dhakkan band kar de to wo mard to ky uske baap se v nahi khulti

***ghore ke muh me hath dal ke uske daat ginane se pahle ye jarur khyal rakhe ki kahi ghora apna muh band karke kahi apke ungkiya na ginani shuru kar de

****hichki rokne ka ek aasan tarika hai ki saas rok ke hazar tak gino.

Arz kiA hy:

Arz kiA hy:

Mosam ne Li angrai,
or hum ne phr Li Razai.
IceCreAm se hy Larai,
MongphaLi hi sirf ghr me aai.
Cold drink se mu mor Liya,
Chai se nata jor Liya..

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Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?

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