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Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?
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Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?
Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?
Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?
,coz
The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it. . . ;->
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Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,
Doctor! I Have A Serious Problem,
I Can Never Remember
What I Just Said.
When Did You
First Notice This Problem?
What Problem?
Agr Jamez Bond Mera
Agr Jamez Bond Mera Bara Bhai Hota To Kya Hota?
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Ankh Khulti Or Subah Hoti Mamoo. . . .;->
mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy
1 aurat 2sri se,
Mujhy apny shohr pe shak hy,
wo ksi larki se milta hy
2sri aurt,
Phr tm kya karogi?
1st
Me aj hi apny boyfrnd ko shohar k pechy lgati hun ;->
what is the fullfor
What Is The Full-form
Of "OBAMA"
O: Originally
B: Born In
A: Africa To
M: Manage The
A: Americans ... ;->
Maine tujhe dekha
Maine tujhe dekha
Dekhta raha,
.
.
.
Dekhta hi gaya…
?
?
?
?
Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya... :>
:#: A friend
:#: A friend
ll is like
( o ) a
( ? ) Guitaar
So
So
So
So
So
uski.
BAJATAY RAHO..;-)
u murdered ur friend
Judge 2 a smart girl
U murdered ur frend jst bcoz she tore a page 4rm ur notebook?
Girl
Yes, bcoz that page had an autograph of "HumAyuN"
Uff ye grlz b na =P ;)
1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K
=PUre NeWz =
1 Chohay Ne Aik Pora Suit Kutr K Kha Lia Magr Wo pHr bHi Bhok Se Mar gYa,
Q k
Wo sUit
MaLika Sharwat
Ka tha...>>!
phool kharab nahi hota
phool kharab nahi hota makhia kharab karti hai
larka kharab nahi hota larkia kharab karti hai
Find the most suitable
Find the most suitable place 4 this note..
''''Come Like Horse, Sit Like Thief, Go Like King''''
Nhi pata?
Ok i tell u
its..
TOILET... ;->
100 gARM mitti..
100 gARM mitti..
100 gram Kankar.
25 garm k keeray makoray
5 gram Makree k jalay
Dont be surprised dis is de CT scan of ur Brain:)
Shortest Fairy
Shortest Fairy Tale In Da World.... ONce upun a time , A Guy Asked a Girl ," Will U Marry me "
She Said " No " & The Guy Lived Happilty Ever After :)
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