Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?

Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?
Q:Why did the statue of liberty have to be a woman?












,coz
The head had to be hollow to make a restaurant in it. . . ;->
  

May, 20 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2372 views       Funny

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2 Jahil Admi
1st:Aaj Mairi Salgira Hai Dil Chahta Hai Naha Loon.

2nd: Pichly Saal B To Tum Nahae They.

1st: Han,Bus Ussi Din Sy Saaf Rahny Ki Adat Parh Gai Hai.;)
An application:
Dear sir,

Arz way k ajj kal mera school vich Dil nai lagda,
te raat nu neendr v nai aandi,
kyun k school vich kurriyan bohat ghat ne,
Te meri class vich te ik v nai,
te jairriyan ustaniyan ne,
oh sab ehniyaan kojiyan ne k veikhan nu Dil nai karda,
te madam v koi khaas patakha nai,
hor nai te kuj "kam vaaliyan" hi sohniyan rakh lavo.
Tuhadi Mehrbani hosi,
Urs faithfully,

ROSHAN KHAYAAL STUDENT"


Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
Sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)
Man Tries To Throw A Lady From The Window. She Opposed.
The Crowd Shouts: Stop It, Man! The Lady Is Alive.
The Guy: This Is Not A Lady, This Is My Mother-In-Law.
The Crowd Shouts: Look, She Even Resists.
''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''
Sardar
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,

Pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua
Faakey pe faka ho raha hai,
Naakay pe naka ho raha hai,
Hukumat ker rahi hai Mansooba Bandi,
Phir bhi Kakay pe Kaka ho raha hai.
Agar Vifaaqi Vazeer barraye Railway Train par Safar karey to kya ho gha?


Ho hee nahee sakta k woh train par safar karrey aarrey yaar dhakkey khanney k liye b koi saaf jagah honee chahiye.
The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
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Ppl U Have Seen Sreeshaant Crying After IPL Match

What Do u Think Was The Reason



Is It Due To Harbhajjan Slapped Him ? ? ?





No




Is It Due Sreeshant Considering The Match Win As Emotional One ? ? ??



NO




Real Reason






Guess. . .





Wild Guess. . .



Coz Pretty Zinta Hugge Yuvraaj & Bret Lee But Not Sreeshant . . . ;->
''Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya''