I Don''t Have A Car.

I Don''t Have A Car.
I travel on bike because i dont have the thing causing motion due to circular motion of rubber shafted along the rod able to track direction over the movement of pistons due to the action of carbon n hydrogen producing flames in a chamber end resulting in the irreversable reaction of energy and gas and causing the friction of rubber along the concrete pebbles.

Aasan Lafzo Mein..
I Don''t Have A
Car... =P ;->
  

May, 12 2010     420 chars (3 sms)     2717 views       Funny

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How??
007 * 60 = 420
"ABEY
OYEEEEE"

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werna
Teri......?


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MA




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