It''s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. It''s also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
''Aaj Ke Baad Tum Mujhe Call Mat Karana,
Na Sms Karana, Baat Bhi Mat Karana,
Milane Ki Koshish To Bhul Se Bhi Mat Karana,
Kyonki Doctor Ne Mujhe
Mithi Cheejo Se Dur Rahane Ko Kaha Hai''
Teacher To Pathan: ßeta Q ROo Rahe Ho Pathan: §ir §chool Ki ßell Toot Gai Hy Teacher: Tou Is Main ROone Ki Kya ßaat Hy Pathan: Ab Humari Çhotti Kaise Hogi
Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
