It''s important to

It''s important to
It''s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. It''s also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
  

May, 18 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2309 views       Funny

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Yeh keh kr chor gya rani ko raja,

Wah wah

Yeh keh kr chor gya Rni ko Raja,

double sawari ty pabandi ay tu cycle ty aa ja....!
Is Dunya Me 1 Ache
Insaan Ka Mlna Ksi
Mojze Se Kam Nhi
1 Aisa Insan Jo
Khunsurat Dil Aur
Purkashish Shaksiyat
Ka Malik Ho
Islye





















Qadar Kro Meri Zalimo''n ... ;->
2-things in life that are more PAINFULL than DEATH:-1) when someone loves you & doesn''t tell you,2) when someone doesn''t love you & tells you.


Wh8''s The Difference
Between Mechanical
Engineer & Civil
Engineer ... ???











Mechanical Engineer
Build Weapons , Civil
Engineer Build Targets ... ;->
Yestrdy my mobile had an accident with MOTOROLA and admitted to LG hospital near SAMSUNG chowk.

Dr.NOKIA said

"Matter is serious.Sms needed"
So plz donate SMS.....

Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...
"jab hum nikale gali se woh din thi holi,
meri jan-e-maan nind se jagi aur aankhey kholi,
me jab guzara uske ghar se woh chillayi aur boli,
.
.
.
hailla!!!
.
.
Kya insaan ke bachhe aise bhi hote hai??

Want To Go USA

Here''s A Chance For You

Mr.Obama Is Waiting
For You To Be In
White House

Get Ready

Because

He I In Search Of
Dog For His Daughter ;)
"EINSTIEN" went 2 court 2 prove that he''s da most INTELLIGENT & GENIUS person on earth.
But he failed & came out angrily & asked


.

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YAR ye. . .
"RoCk3R" Kon Hai? ;->
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UFF YEH SMS KE TARSE HOYE LOG
KUCH BHI BHEJO PAHRNE LAG JATE H
The Easiest Way


To Make Your


Old Car Run Better,


Is To Check


The Prices


0f New Car ... !!
Pathan: Express kitne baje aati hy ?
TT: 9 Bajy
Pathan: Local?
TT: 1 Bajy
Pathan: Maal gari
TT: 12 Bajy

TT: Mgr jana kahan hy
Pathan: Patri Pe Susu Kerni Hy ;->