It''s important to

It''s important to
It''s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. It''s also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
  

May, 18 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     3284 views       Funny

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The Chief Excitement
In A Woman''s
Life Is ... !!!
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Spotting Women
Who Are Fatter
Than She Is ... ;->
wat will happen to gulshan groVer if he travelled at speed of light????





think guys






ANS:- he will become gulshan gro''C''er coz at speed of light V=C...
Waiter Gives Bill To HAMMAD.

HAMMAD: Take This Card.

Waiter: But Sir, This Is Ration Card

HAMMAD:So What? You Hv Writen ALL CARD ACCEPTED!
Aishwariya
Preety
Kareena
In teeno''n Main Se Kisi Ko
Hona Hoga Mera Zarur


Main Janta Hoon Nahi Hai
Itni Auqaat Meri



Lekin


Lab Pe Aati Hai Dua Ban K
Tamana Meri ... ;->
Last nite i had a dream.
I was walking with God.
He asked me, "Who''s ur best friend?"
I told him ur name.....

He smiled & said....

"Sab Pichle Janam K PaaP Hai !!" ;->


1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola

Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun?

Mam- SO SWEET

BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha
Maine Kaha Tha Na
Line Marti Hai..
Dabbey mai Dabba
Dabbey mai cake
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memon Na ban!!!
SMS bhej :-
Raat Ko Hamesha Kapray Utaar K Sona Chahiye.../

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Rassi Say...!
Q k Barish Ka Kuch Pata Nahi Hota.......
Life is chemistry:

Dilute your sorrows evaporate your worries
Filter your mistakes boil your ego
&
You will find crystals of love, joy and happiness in pure form..... :->
Laila Majnu ke kisse purane ho gaye,

pyar, ishq, mohabbat sirf afsaane ho gaye.

Aaj har Romeo ke paas kayi juliet hai,

Aur hAr shama ke kayi parwane ho gaye.
Easy way to kill an ant.

Mix chili powder with sugar & give it to ant.
After having that the ant will go in search
of water somewhere near a water tank.
When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
now the ant fully soaked in water,
it wil go to dry himself near fire.
When it reaches near fire,
put a bomb in fire,
it will be injured in the blast.
Then admit the wounded ant in ICU.



Remove oxygen mask & kill it.;-)
Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

That

The Longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE

While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->