It''s important to

It''s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. It''s also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

May, 18 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 2832 views Funny

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Some newspapers

Some newspapers publish untrue news, but there is one thing that is true. What is it? >>> Date <<<

Usualy i only snd msg

Usualy i only snd msg to 3 peopl who r either: vry cute vry swe8 or vry special Bt in ur case i m making an exeption

U r 3 in 1:-)

Son: I Don''t Want

Son: I Don''t Want To Go School Ma!
All The Teachers Think I Am Stupid
&
The Kids Hate Me.

Mom:No!
U Should Go, Bcoz U R The

"Principal"

Tujhko Kya Bhejon

Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?

Barish Ki Pehli Boond?

Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?

Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?

Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?

Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?

Ya

Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?

Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.

Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.

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Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.

Quaid-e-Azam

Quaid-e-Azam
Baani-e-Millat

Fatima Jinah
Maader-e-Millat

Liaqat Ali Khan
Shaheed-e-Millat

&

Parvez Musharraf ? ? ?

Aatey Ki Qillat . . . ;->

Gali aor Zardari

Plz Aap Kisi Ko Gaali Na Dain Iss Se Aap K Gunah Barhte Hain
Kisi Ko Bura Bhala Kehna Ho To Usay

Zardari Keh Dain
Wo Khud Hi Sharminda Ho Jaye Ga
Shukrya

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.

Sardar: I hav’nt slept all nite in the train.
Friend: Y?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Y did’nt u ecchanged?
Sardar: oye, there was nobody
2 exchange in the lower birth..

qabrastan walon se pooch lo

1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
BV:Mujhe koi Etraz nahi
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo..=P;->

DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna

___/_DON_\___
[_(@)______(@)

DON Ki Car Se Cheeni Nikaalna,
Mushkil He Nahi Namumkin Bhi Hai.

Kyon?

Kyon K

Don Khud Ek Pao Cheeni Le Kar Ja Raha Hai. :-)

Wife: You always carry

Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
Darling : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem Can there be greater than this one?

Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..

Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..

aur kaha k "SURF" de do...

DUKAAN DAAR ne kaha :
is note pr to QUAID-E-AZAM ki "TOPI" hi nhi hai..

PATHAN ne kaha: Topi DHULNAY gai hui hai isiliye to "SURF" mang raha hoon... ;->

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