It''s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. It''s also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!
U r on a bus & U need
2 fart ...
But d music is really
loud, so U time Ur
farts with d beats.
After a couple ov
songs, U start 2 feel
better as U approach
Ur stop, as U r leaving
d bus, People REALLY
staring down at U n
that''s when U realize
