It''s important to

It''s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. It''s also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

May, 18 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 2717 views Funny

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"LOVE"

"LOVE"
In France is a Comedy,
In England a Trgedy
In Italy
a Wonder,
In Germany
a Drama,
But
In Pakistan
National game
Hai sub khelo...

Ek larky ko larki se pyar hogya

NEW STORY

Ek larky ko larki se pyar hogya
Larki ne lrky se kaha tm mre lye kya kr skty ho?
Larka bola jo tm kaho.
Larki ne kaha agr tm mjse sachi mohbt krty hoto apne BAAP ka DIL le kr aao.
Lrka DIL le aya, lrki ne us se shadi krli, larki ne wo DIL theli me dal k apne room me latka dia.
30 sal bad jb uska beta bara hoky doctor ban gya to usne us DIL ka chckup kia to wo DIL bakry ka nikla or usne andaza lgaya k
ABBA NE AMMA KO TOPI KARADI =D =P

raat

Hum raat ki tanhai mein,
Aapki aawaz sunte hai,
Chand se aapka jikar karte hai,
Mat aao hamare khawabo mein,
Hum bhoot-preeto se bahut darte hai..

Lost my HB pencil with a

Lost my HB pencil with a rubber attached.

The pencil costs Rs.3/.

Warid has agreed to give me one paisa if you

forward this SMS(1 paisa per scrap).

If you have heart and want to help a poor child in

need, plz fwd it to atleast 10 friends.

Please don''t neglect.

Otherwise my dad will scold me. If you forward this

then your life will change for ever.

Your dream will come true tonight at 11.55.

If u dont forward, u''ll fail in ur exams

plz... hlp me

Boy : Agar Main Kahon

Boy : Agar Main Kahon Mujhe Tum Se Mohabbat Hai Aur
Meri Bas Yahi Chahat Hy Tou Kya Kaho Gi?

Girl : Me Tm Se Kahungi Ye Bat Agar Tum
Kahin Khana Khila K Kehte, Zara Mobile
Balance Dalwa K Kehte Tou Acha Hota... ;->

''Dear Friends.

''Dear Friends.
I''m switching Off My Number,
Due to My Exams Because I have to Work Hard to Get Good Grades
Plz contact Me after

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15 Mins
Jab Mera Dimag Set Hojae. :-

exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..

Rule of success:

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.

And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..

''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?

''Teacher: Shoaib Akhtar is Male or Female?

Student: Female

Teacher: How?

Student: Just now C commentator said, "A Beautiful delivery by Shoaib Akhtar.''

''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k behosh ho geya

''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k
behosh ho geya

Aadmi kawwe ko Ghar le gya or
pinjry m band kerdiya

kawwa jaaga tu
bola:
hai Allah jail ho hai
Lagta hai Driver mer gya.''

''AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....

''AIk Charsi Qabristan M Chars Pi Raha Tha.....

Police Aa Gayi....

To Charsi NAy Chars Chupa DI

POLICE: Kya Kar Rahe HO???

CHARSI: Kuch Nai Apne Baap K Lya Dua Kr Raha Hon....

POLICE: Ya Qabar To Kisi Bachay KI Qabar HAi......''

If Saif anf Kareena marry

If Saif anf Kareena marry, kareena will start dating Salman....Why?

Because She will become Kaif (KAreena-saIF)... and will become Katrina Kaif ;-)

Hi friends! I''m collecting Quaid''s photos

Hi friends! I''m collecting Quaid''s photos

Have ur Contribution 2 my Collection
Generously Donate
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5000

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