It''s important to

It''s important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you, a man who is great in the sack. It''s also imprtant that these 3 men should never meet!

May, 18 2010 154 chars (1 sms) 2969 views Funny

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Similarity between chewing gum & begum

What’s the similarity between chewing gum & begum(wife) ??
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Both are sweet at the beginning
and
become tasteless, shapeless and chipku in the eNd…

Miyan mithu choori khaao gey?

Miyan mithu choori
khaao gey?

Kya kaha nahin...

main bhi kitna bhola
hoon kawway ko miyan
mithu sam jh raha hoon.>

Line marne k bohat se tareqe hein, jin me se chand darj-zeel hein:

Line marne k bohat se tareqe hein, jin me se chand darj-zeel hein:

1: Pakki pencil se,
2: Kachi pencil se,
3: Marker se,
4: Pen se..! :-p

U R my best frnd.

U R my best frnd.

Bharosa nahi?

Chalo fir Mina-e-Pakistan par chadenge

Me 1 2 3 bolunga Tum Kood jana.

Baad me jab tum 1 2 3 bologi

to me kood jaunga... :)

koun sa Amal karega

GOLDEN WORDS.....!

Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal karega

agar tum merey khwab

agar tum merey khwab mein aa jayo to kya ho?

Ho hee nahee sakta k tum merey khwab mein aayo,"kyun k meinein khwabon par b SPAM ALERT lagwaya huwa hai"
(Astagfe ru llah)

Sunnys Teacher Sent

Sunnys Teacher Sent A Note Home To His Mother Saying,

Sunny Seems To Be A Very Bright Boy But Spends Too Much Of His Time Thinking About Girls.

The Mother Wrote Back The Next Day,

If You Find A Solution,

Please Advise.

I Have The Same Problem With His Father

Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?

Boy: mujhse dosti karogi?

Girl: mere parents allow nhi karte,

Boy: To mere mere parents ne kya mujhe

aashiq society ki membership dilwayi hui hai!!

Aik Orat Kisi Molvi

Aik Orat Kisi Molvi Nu Time de k na aai,molvi intizar krda rya,intzar krn to baad Masjid wich gia tay speaker nu on kr k kainda."Hazraat.! Changi nai keti"

wo kon se 2 log hai

Wo Kon Se 2 Log Hain Jin Ka Dipartment Alag Hai Magar Kam Ek Hi Hai?

1)Zardari

2)Hamesh.

DoNo ka kAm aWam kO pErshAn kArNa hai ...=P;->

Dost dousre se

Dost dousre se:"Tumhari apni B.V se laraei kis tarha khatam howi ?"

2 Dost: "Wo ghutnon k bal chal kar maire pas ai"

1 Dost: (seemingly impressed)Acha tu is nay shikast tasleem karte hue kia kaha.

2 Dost : kehne lagi Charpaie ke neechay se nikal aao or ainda zaban sambhal ke baat karna !! ;->

If U R Going

If U R Going Through HELL Then ???

Then ??
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Then ??
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Then ??
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Keep Going :)

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