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GIRL:Ye pyar kya hota hy?

TEACHR:Jb tum bari ho kar achi bachi banogi to tumhe B 1 pyar karnewala milega
GIRL:Achi na bani to?
TEACHR:To bht sarey milenge
  

Sep, 13 2011     159 chars (1 sms)     3956 views       Funny

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''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''
When ur life is in darkness pray to God
Ask him to free u from darkness and
Even after you pray and you are still in darkness,
Please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL !
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka laganay utar gaye
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Pagal Khanay Ka Incharge:

Aap Theak Hain, Is Liye Aapko RELEASE Kya Ja Raha Hai.

Magar Afsos K Kal Jis Pagal Ko Aapne Swimming Pool Mai Doobnay Se Bachaya Tha,
Aaj Usne Phanda Daal Kar Khud-Kushi Karli.


Pagal: Us Ne Khudkushi Nahi Ki Hai.


Woh To Maine Usay Taang Diya Tha Sukhanay K Liye. :-)
agar tum mujh sey rutho to batayon kaisay manayoon gha?



aa kar terey pass "ik kan k nechey lagaon gha"
IF U lovE sum1 donT keeP him iN uR hearT!
keeP him oN uR naiLs!
So iF U Fail iN lovE,
don’t breaK uR hearT!
JusT cuT thE naiLs!
......DatS Y girLS keeP lonG naiLs. . .
Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
3 Things That Should Not B Asked..



1.A Man''s Salary

2.A Girl''s Age..

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Students %..

It Hurts
Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother''s. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It''s the same dog!

Red ROSE
pyar k liye

Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye

White ROSE
Shanti k liye

AUR

Aapke liye?

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NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,

There''s Still Pain Of Loosing 9 ;-