High Level Insult....

High Level Insult....

Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.

Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.

Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.

Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?

Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)

May, 14 2010 310 chars (2 sms) 2160 views Funny

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Fairy Tales End With . .

Fairy Tales End With . . .
"They Lived Happily Ever After . . ."

But

Family Takes Begind With . . .
"They Fought Happily Ever After. . . " ;->

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti isliye ye lo apne love letters

Girl:Me tumse shadi nahi ker sakti
isliye ye lo apne love letters
or mere mujhe wapis karo!
Boy bari c basket samne rakhte howay,
Is me se jo jo tumharay hain nikal lo!

Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj

Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj 60 Saal Baad Mere Mulk Main Kya
Kuch Ban Gaya ...
Tere Mulk Main Kia Bana ... ???

Quaid-e-Azam: Biscuits Badal Gaye Bistiks Ban Gaye ...

tum sunya ki bad surat

Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
Sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)

1 Aurat Ne Bare

1 Aurat Ne Bare Fakhar Se Kaha
Kuda Ka Shukar Ha k Is Ne Mujhe
Mard Nahe Banya Agr Mard Hoti
Tou Phr Mujhe kisi
Aurat Se Shadi Krni Parti.>

Najane log q darte hain,

Najane log q darte hain,
Kuch log to SMS b nahi kerte hain,

Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mai,

Jo balance b miss call mar k check karte hain . . . ;->

A Touching Story. .

A Touching Story. . .

One day the mosquito got excited and gave a love bite to the dog.

The dog became emotional and returned the love bite to the mosquito.

The next dayâ€¦

Mosquito died of rabies and dog died of malariaâ€¦

What a touching story!!!

mujh se shadi karo ge...??

Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karo ge...??

Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to phir shadi kerne ki kiya zroorat hai. :-) :-)

Your Mark Sheet Has Just Arrived .

Your Mark Sheet Has Just Arrived .

English 100 - 00

Urdu 100 - 01

Maths 100 - 00

Science 100 - 00

Haramipan 100 - 100

A+ Excellent

''Wo ped kya jis mein dali na ho,

''Wo ped kya jis mein dali na ho,
Wo baag kya jis mein mali na ho,
Wo ghar kya jis mein ghar wali na ho,
Aur wo mard kya jis ki bahar wali na ho.''

THE NEWS 14 Aug 2020

THE NEWS
14 Aug 2020

Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)

Men are like bank accounts.

Men are like bank accounts.
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Without a lot of money they don''t generate a lot of interest. . . ;->

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