Eik andha aadmi Police mai bharti hone gaya..
Interview k waqt us se pocha gaya:
Ap Police mai bharthi hoker kia karen ge.?
Andha: Mai andha dhund firing karoonga ...
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First