''Kafi dard bhara sher hai,

''Kafi dard bhara sher hai,
''Kafi dard bhara sher hai,

zara dhyan se padhiyega

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai

Ab unhe dekhne ki aas nahi hai

kyunkay ab wo

dekhne mein

itni khaas nahi Rahi''
  

May, 24 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     3126 views       Funny

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