''"Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe

''"Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe
''"Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho or Maafi mang lay wo "AQALMAND"

"aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho mgr phr b Maafi mang lay wo,
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"Husband:-D"''
  

May, 24 2010     174 chars (2 sms)     2181 views       Funny

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Sardar:Your honour,
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in ma sy 1pagal khamosh betha tha

Dr ny pucha

tum q khamosh bethy ho?
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Which part of body is most sensitive while watching adult movies .?
Guess what?
Ha ha ha u r wrong.
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Romio..Joleat

Sasi..Panu

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Muncipalty Van JAANVARON ko uthane ke liye aayi hai,
Tujhe.... Apni dosti ki kasam.... Please Bhaag ja.
I"ll always remember The day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty,
I don"t know what I"d do
Your loving and thoughtful,
Just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile
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Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
height of rishtedari...




Ek ladka Gadhe ke samne gir gaya
Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur boli:kyun, apne bade bhai k paon chhu rahe ho?
Ladka:jee haan, Bhabhi ji
Boy- I Love you.
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Girl- I’m engaged with
someone

and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.

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Boy(after long thinking)

“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”
Why Memons are banned to play hockey & football.........?





Because Corner miltey hi dukaan khol lete hain =)