What Is Pure And Simple Definition Of ACCOUNTING ... ?

What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?

1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)

1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)

May, 25 2010 136 chars (1 sms) 3492 views Funny

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Amitabh Public Toilet Me

Amitabh Public Toilet Me Se Pura Bhig K Aata Hai.

Jaya: Aap To Susu Krne Gye The?

Amitabh: Jaise Hi Mai Ander Gya, Koi Bola"BIG B"Aur Sab Meri Taraf Ghum Gaye

Pakistani American

Pakistani American Se:Tum Choron K Sath Kaisa Sulook Krte Ho?

American:Hum Un K Sath Boht Acha Sulook Rakhte Hain,
Un K Khanay Peenay Ki Har Cheez Ka Khayal Rakhte Hain

Pakistani:Ha Ha Bas Ye To Kuch B Nai,

Tum Abi B Humse Peechay Ho,

Hum Log To Choron Ko

PRESIDENT Bana Dete Hain!

1 sardar airhostess se,

1 sardar airhostess se,
“Aapki shakal meri biwi si bohut milti hai!”

Hostess ne zordar thappar us k mun pe mara..
sardar forun bola:”Adat bhi bohut milti hai”

"Bike Rider To Sarjant

"Bike Rider To Sarjant
Sir Mere Documents Complete To Hain.

"Phir Chalan Kaisa

Sarjant.

Double Sawari Khul Gayi Hai,
Aur Tum Single Ja Rahe Ho. ..

phansi se pehle jail

Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
bata teri akhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: bus punjab mei 1 khud kush hamla krny do...=P;->

Aap ko meri taraf se

Aap ko meri taraf se
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Or mere tamam friends ki taraf se,
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Or mere office walo ki taraf se,
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Or 17 karor pakistanio ki taraf se.
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PONKA

BAy Sharam

BAy Sharam Ki 3 Neeshaniyan
1:Kabhi Miss cal nahi karegay
2:Ganday ganday SMS muskara k send kare gaye
3:Don''t Scroll Down

i say Don''t Scrol down

Jiss bat ka mana karu woh zaror kre gaye

''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:

''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:

1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinkings 2stdy 4next exam-:-D..

MaiN GooNgA h00N

SahiL
ki
Geeli
Rait
par,

MaiNe
us
se
Poocha,

Tu
bolta
Q
nahi,

Wo
Palken
Jhuka
kar
Muskura
Diya,

Or..

Rait
per
Likha

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MaiN GooNgA h00N... =P ;->

koi na hay aisa.....?

koi na hay aisa.....?

koi nai hay aisa....?

"Waves Triplet" k Jaisa. ha ha ha

''Yaar Aik Kaam Tha Tum Se!

''Yaar Aik Kaam Tha Tum Se!
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Please Ye Nuktay to Gin k Bata Do.''

Husbnd Make A

Husbnd Make A Call 2 His Wife 4m His Office

BEGUM Muje UmAr Sharif K Drame K 2 Pass Mile Hain,

Begum: (WITH joy) Theek Hai Main Tyar hoNa Start Krti HooN

Husbnd: Haan Jaldi Karo,

Pass Kal K Show K Liye Hain.

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What Is Pure And Simple Definition Of ACCOUNTING ... ?

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