Socrates Was Once Asked

Socrates Was Once Asked
Socrates Was Once Asked:

What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"

The Philosopher Replied:

"Take A Closer Look Second Time".
  

May, 12 2010     135 chars (1 sms)     2834 views       Funny

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