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Socrates Was Once Asked
Socrates Was Once Asked
Socrates Was Once Asked:
What Is The Cure For "Love At 1st Sight?"
The Philosopher Replied:
"Take A Closer Look Second Time".
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May, 12 2010
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We''ve known each
We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank
husband to wife
husband to wife ek kiss do.
Wife: nahin
husband: jewelery la dunga
wife:no
husband: car dunga
tabhi bacha uth ker bola merele lo cycle le aana
make for me a place
Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.
Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik
Sania Mirza aur Shoiab Malik Ki
Mangni Se Kya Sabit Hota Hai?
Socho.
Nahi Pata?
Ab
India
Pakistan Ka Saala Hai. :-)
some 1 asked me 2
some 1 asked me 2 describe u in 2 words....
he xpected me to answer d word the best.....
but i didnt answer i just simply smile n said''''no comparison''''.
no matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars
No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,
it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!
memon at petrol pump
Memon At Petrol Pump
Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do
Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?
Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...
Ek ladka tha,use
Ek ladka tha,use kabhi pyar nahi hua tha, uske pant ka zip hamesha khula rahta tha kyon?
Kyonki
Pyar bina ''chain'' kahan re
students are very bright
Question: Why do some teachers
wear sunglasses?
Answer: Because their
students are very bright! ;-)
Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
Close ur eyes n think about yourself,
ur face
ur style
ur nature
ur smile
ur looks
Now open your eyes
Free main HORROR film dikhai na?
Chalo thanks bolo;-)
apne mulk ki hifazat karain
Apne mulk ki hifazat karain
Kyun k
Ap ko dulhan yahan se hi milni hai... =P ;->
Want To Make $$$$$
Want To Make $$$$$ Wid Ur Computer . . . ? ? ?
No Risk . . .
Really
U Just Have To
Press ''''SHIFT + 4'''' Five Times In A Row . . . . ;->
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