raozay daro

raozay daro
Rozay daro
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Halka haath rakhna aftari haay walima nahin
  

Aug, 21 2011     68 chars (1 sms)     3907 views       Funny

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Youngistaan se kabristan...
Why to have Pe(psi)stiside drinks? ...

Have a glass of milk to think n act better
U r BEST Heart Surgeon In the World , Beacause You Made a Place In My Heart Without CUTING and SPILLING blood . I am Lucky 2 have a Cute Friend Like You
Definition for Human being:

A creature that cuts trees

,makes papers and writes

"SAVE TREES"

on it..!!!

Funny people.....!!!!!!
1 Dafa 1 molvi movie dekh raha tha.

Doosra admi:molvi sab ap nay tu kaha tha
k ap movie nai dekhtay.


Molvi:mai is ko nafrat ki nigah say dekh raha hon...:-)
Mulana Fazl-ul-Rehman Reporter Ko Interview Dete Huey . . .

Reporter: Aap K Haath Main Hamesha Tasbeeh Hoti Hai Aap Kia Parhte Hain Tasbeeh Par ?

Mulana: Main Ayatal Kursi Parhta Hoon

Reporter : Aap Itni Jaldi Jaldi Ayatal Kursi Parh Lete Hain

Mulana: Main Waqt Ki Kami Ki Wja Se Kursi Kursi Parhta Hoon ;->


Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
Jab koi baat bigad jae

jab koi mushkil badh jae

toh


toh

toh
Hoth ghuma,

seeti baja,

seeti baja k bol

bhaiya...

ALL IZZ WELL
Suraj Hua Madham ,
chand bhi chalne laga,
mein thehra raha,
zamin chalne lagi, ...
sajna kya yehi pyaar hai ??
Nalayak, yeh pyar nahi
EARTHQUAKE hai ! BHAAG !


Ghareeb Aadmi Aik Kaam Dil Khol Ke Karta Hai Socho Kia?
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3 Rupay May 500 Sms ... =P ;->
I Have No Gold To Send U ..

I Have No Diamond To Send U ..

I Have No Credit To Call U ..

I Have Just Desi Words To Say U That






"Chal Bay Nikal" :P ;->
Jo
sagar
ne kaha
lehron se,

Jo
ped
ne kaha
patto se,

jo
phoolon
ne kaha
kaliyon se,

wohi
main
tumhe
kehta hun,

aey


chal chal

hawa

aane de
School vs University
School=Pencil, Rubber, Sharpner, Scale,
Uni=Ek balpen wo b frnds se cheena hua,
School=Class me enter hony se phly May i come,
Uni=Bina batae he mobile kan se lga k class se bhr,
School=bag me hr sbjct ki book & copy,
Uni=Yar aik paper to phar k de de,
School=Class test me star,
Uni=Full moon hi naseeb hota hy yar
School=Dost mje wo wali class felow achi lagti hai, 2nd ok
Uni=Jigr bachi chek kr, dusra oye shram kr bhabi hai teri
Wondrful school days&LOVELY UNI LIFE.