''Jab Load Shedding ho Out of Control.

''Jab Load Shedding ho Out of Control.
''Jab Load Shedding ho Out of Control.
Khirki Darwaze Khol.
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Khirki Darwaze Khol.
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Chnada mama ko bol
All is Well
WAPDA KIA JAANE
Student KA kia ho ga??
Revision kare ya Paseene mein Khuwar ho ga??

to mom bati jla, Generatot Chal ya
U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaya all is well.....''
  

May, 24 2010     294 chars (2 sms)     1888 views       Funny

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