Funny Definitions!!!!

Funny Definitions!!!!
Funny Definitions!!!! College : A place where papa pays beta plays. Discipline : Word which is missing from students dictionary. Hostel : Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering from a disease called studies. Pocket : That which is mostly empty except for the first few days of the month.
  

May, 25 2010     304 chars (2 sms)     3225 views       Funny

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Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai

Hm to Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen..
3 cockroaches are walking on the road. Suddenly 1 of them starts singing ''Tujhe Dekha To Yeh Jaana Sanam...'' And the other 2 die immediately. Why???????




Coz..

It was a HIT song
:)
Child 2 d Sales Girl in a Sweets Shop:
Miss, will u marry me when I grow up.

Girl smiled & said:
Yes

Child:
Can u give ur Future Husband a free Chocolate! ;->
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On



The Lectures You Missed


And


The Books You Didn''t Read ... ;->


How True ...
Pathan Halwai Sy
Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?

Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy
30 Sal Sy

Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy
Tum Se Aaj Tak Jlebi Seedhi Nahi Bani:-D
''BAAP:Men Ne Tumse Kaha Tha k Agr Tum ne B.Com Kr Liya to Tumhen CAR kharid Kar Doon Ga Magr tum Fail Hogae,Tum Ne Sara Saal Kia Kya?
BETA:Men CAR Sikhta Rha..
Yaar mainu ik call kri,koi khas kam nhi,meri ik friend hai,tery naal gall krna chandi hai,osnu yaqeen nhi honda k Bander v gallan kardy ne.
What Do You Call A Beautiful Woman iN West Indies . . . . ?
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TOURiST . . . ;->
''akhoon akhoon !!!!


aRz kiya he !!!!!






A@p hAm@re dIL mAin BAse hO!!!!





W@H W@H W@H W@H W@H !




A@p hAm@re dIL mAin BAse hO!!!!








zARa SiDe PE HO jAo saans lene vali nali main phanse ho''
FiLL iN THE BLANKS...

---LAND---PAR----
CHUUT





Any Idea ?





No !





Don''t Think Wierd !






oK !



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PTCL LAND LINE PAR
BHAARI CHUUT ;->
Agar Vifaaqi Vazeer barraye Railway Train par Safar karey to kya ho gha?


Ho hee nahee sakta k woh train par safar karrey aarrey yaar dhakkey khanney k liye b koi saaf jagah honee chahiye.
Height of laziness-

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STUDENT sticking CHITS

to answer SHEET..