Funny Definitions!!!! College : A place where papa pays beta plays. Discipline : Word which is missing from students dictionary. Hostel : Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering from a disease called studies. Pocket : That which is mostly empty except for the first few days of the month.
Girl:Dad, wo samne walon ka larka mujhey bohat tang krta hai Dad:Main abhi usey police k hawaley krwata hoon ta k usey sakht saza miley Girl:Oh no Dad, Main usey is se bhi sakht or mustakil saza dena chahti hoon Dad:Kiya matlab Girl:Dad aap meri us se shadi kar dein Dad:Waah beti waah, intqaam leney mein bilkul apni maa pe gayi ho
''Agar molana hazrat film bana nai
lagai to film kai naam is tarah hongai ``islam aaya tum na aaye
kaho na ramzan hai
hum zakat de chuke sanam
kabhi rozai kabhi ramzan
hamari tasbi aap ke pass
molvi banaya aap ne
shaheed to hona hi tha
janam sajda karo
ye molvi aap ki naam''''''
aaj tum nein mujh sey bad tameezee kee thee, mujhe pata hai k tum boht afsurda ho ghey aur pareshan b aur yeh soch rahey ho ghey k mujh ko kaisa manao ghey