Funny Definitions!!!!

Funny Definitions!!!!
Funny Definitions!!!! College : A place where papa pays beta plays. Discipline : Word which is missing from students dictionary. Hostel : Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering from a disease called studies. Pocket : That which is mostly empty except for the first few days of the month.
  

May, 25 2010     304 chars (2 sms)     2567 views       Funny

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Aaj ki khas khas khabroon main khusamdeed.Aj ki taza khaber:Good morning and have a nice day.Aur ab tafseel:Aaj bhi sms ki baarish jaari rahe gi,call anay ka b imkan hai aur mis cals k badal b any ki tawaqa hai.Aaj poray din bar bar vibration k jhatkay lagtay rahain gay.Shukria.
ye pyar bhi ajeeb cheez hai na?

maa se ho to ibadat

baap se ho to muqqaddas

bhai se ho to aqeedat

behen se ho to farz

aur

b.v se ho to
chunnu
munnu
bubblu
chintu
guddu.........
Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi
To Husbnd Wife Se Saman Laite Hoye Bola
Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?

Wife: Bilkul Thek Kaha Isme
Mere New Sandel Hen ;->
A Bf Brought Present 4 His GF

GF(After Opening)

What D Hell Wud I Do Wid Dis Diwali Rocket ?

BF : U Wanted Stars Na?

Now Sit On It N Get Lost!!
Keep the dictionary on, on ur mobile. Then cover the LCD with ur hand & type 96802730204732803665


(HAPPY APRIL FOOL"S DAY!)

Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"

Es Ka Future Tense Banao

Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge

Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->
AaJ kaL
kI LarkIya
Buhat RoTi HaIn
d0stO...!!!











KyUn Ke. . .


































MaIn UnHaIn
LiFt hI
NahI KaRaTa... =P ;->
God has Four gifts for u:

A Key for every Problem,

a Light for every Shadow,

a Plan for every Tomorrow

& a Joy for every Sorrow.

Enjoy GOD''s gift.


In USA Every Year Edison''s Birthday Is Celebrated By Power Cut For 2 Mins.

But Here Due To Over Respect,

We Celebrate It Daily For 3-4 Hours! ;-)
Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Golden Words:

Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat

Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!


< Asif Ali Zardari >
Friends Will Share An Umbrela With You When Its Raining ...

But

Best Friends Will Grab The Umbrella From You

And

Yell

"Run LOSER Run" :->