Funny Definitions!!!! College : A place where papa pays beta plays. Discipline : Word which is missing from students dictionary. Hostel : Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering from a disease called studies. Pocket : That which is mostly empty except for the first few days of the month.
sardar g: O teri to mithaai ki dukaan hy,, tera dil nahi karta mithaai khhany ko !!!! 2nd sardar: yar dil to bra krta hy mgr abba g ne mnaa kia hy..... iss liye choos choos k rakh deta hoon...
I.T.I., Lahore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife.
Please sanction me one-week leave.
Dictionary is da only place where death comes before life, success before work, & divorce before marriage. but the Best part is Friend comes before relatives. !!!!!!!!!!! (QB)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''
Everyday same wishes
R u bored of it? Let it b different Dis timeLet da devils sing around u, mummies dance around u, vampires sit behind uve a HORRIBLE NIGHT
