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Funny Definitions!!!! College : A place where papa pays beta plays. Discipline : Word which is missing from students dictionary. Hostel : Modern hospital, visited by special patients, suffering from a disease called studies. Pocket : That which is mostly empty except for the first few days of the month.

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A BEAUTIFUL
BIRD
send to wish U HAPPY Bird Flu.

Qeyamat ke din

Qeyamat ke din, farishton ne kaha ke sub apne apne gunah likhien, sub likh rahey they, Keh achanak aap ki aawaz aai......
EXTRA SHEET PLS..!

Do Ladka Ladki.. aha!

Do Ladka Ladki.. aha!
Raat k andhere me. aha!
Jhaari k pichhe. aha!
Daba daba k. aha!
Chus chus k . aha!
Frooti pe rahe the

english sher by pappu

English sher by PAPPU:

Always dream to raise higher,
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Wo0fer tu meri, main tera amplifier..... ;->

It''s MOONSOON

It''s MOONSOON
&
I''m Sure... U must Be Very Happy
U Must B Feelimg Like Goimg Out.. Drench.... Sing Songs ........... Splash Water & Find Sum 1 Special.....

RyTe..???

Isn''t It.....???

Every Frog Feels De Same.... ;->

Main Tou Kal Se Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon

Shohar: Tum Sunya Ki Bad-surat
Tareen Makhlooq Ho
Biwi: Aur Tum Dunya k Bad-tareen
Sharabi Ho ..
Shohar: Magar Main Tou Kal Se
Sharab Chorh Raha Hoon ... =P ;)

Men discovered

Men discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE,
Women discovered LOVE and invented MARRIAGE

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TeAcHeR:

TeAcHeR: "YoU MiSsEd ScHoOl YeStErDaY DiDn''T YoU?"

StUdEnT: "No NoT EvEn A LiTtLe BiT."

way gujra way way gujra way.

Nargis ne ek school mai urdu teaching start ki aur 1st day hi us ko nikal diya
Nargis to students: parho
Alif, bay, pay, tay
way gujra way way gujra way.

i always pray 4u that

I always pray 4u that.

May ur life b bright & sunny
& ur partner b fat & funny

May ur life b filled wid roses
&
U have children with pheeni pheeni noses.

Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...

Moral Of The Movie GHAJINI...

Whenever Going To Meet Ur GF..
Make Sure U Have
Ur Cell Fone..
N
When U R In Deep Trouble Keep Ur Cell Fone 8 Silent... =P ;->

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mujhe pata tha pura parhey bina
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