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May, 13 2010 110 chars (1 sms) 2297 views Funny

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aasma pe jitne sitare hein,

ankho mein jitne ishare hein,

samunder ke jitne kinare hein,

Utne hi screw dheele tumhare hein!

Ek Intihai Adbi Sher Arz Hy

Ek Intihai
Adbi Sher Arz Hy

"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"

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"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"

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Way Gujra Way
Way Gujra Way ... ;->

(NASEEBO LAL)

1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?

1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?

Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai

jab light jati hy tou

Jab Light Jati Hy Tou . .

Defence women says: Oh my God ! Hey Guards, Turn on the generator

Women of Gulshan say : Lo gai light UPS start hy koi chk karo

Kharadar women: Mariviya KESC wara kutay ja bacha heen hul shakoor maum-batti baar.... =P ;)

a stupid guy:

a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It''s 3:15."
a stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it''s the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

Sawan Ki Thandi Raato''n Main

Sawan Ki Thandi Raato''n Main

Rimjhim Kerti Barsato''n Main

Main Aksar Socha Kerta Hoon

k

k

Main Kehrey Passay Javaan

Main Manji Kithey Daavan ... ;->

girls

Girls are never wrong..
Just sumtimes
confused
childish
stubborn
senseless
emotional
unchangeable
crazy
stupid
idiot ‘n even Mad!!
But,
Never Wrong..

''''Kia aap k mobile

''''Kia aap k mobile
ko Qabz ki
shikayat hai

Jo SmS nhi
nikal rha

2 tablet easy
load ki khila do
Qabz toot jaye gi

aur SmS nikalny
shoro ho jain
gay :))''''

Taj mahal dekh kar,

Taj mahal dekh kar,

Bola Shahjahan ka pota!

Taj mahal dekh kar,

Bola Shahjahan ka pota!

Apna bhi Bank Balance Hota,

Agar dada AAshiq na hota.

''You Know Why Divorces Are So Expensive ... ?

''You Know
Why Divorces Are
So Expensive ... ?

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Because
They Are Worth It.......... =P ;->''

wife tum toh chaht

Wife : Tum Toh Chahte Ho K Main Mar Jaon

Aur Meri Tamam Cheezai''n
Tumhari Ho Jaye''n.

Hasband : Lehhh, Eddddi Tu Benazeer''..

Professor he aate hon hafta

Professor he aate hon hafta war college me

To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me

Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte

Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me

Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai

Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me

Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen

Teri GULNAR college me,

Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->

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