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what is the height of kAnjoOsi...!
what is the height of kAnjoOsi...!
what is the height of kAnjoOsi...!
Buying second hand nAno cAr with LPG kiT..!
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Faqeer To Memon :
Faqeer To Memon :
Allah k Naam Pe Kuch De Do Baba
Memon:
Aao Baba , Cycle Pe betho
Round De Deta Hoon ... ;->
YeH arZoO hAi mErI
YeH arZoO hAi mErI yEh iLTaJa hAi yARoO
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Jidhar KESC Wale Dikhe Chappal Utha Ke MAroo :p
Doctor:
Doctor:
Ye syrup 2 spoon subha,
2 dopahar,
2 raat ko,
3 din tuk lena hay
Pathan:apna dawai apna pas rakho
hamara ghar me itna chamach(spoon) nahi hy
Once bread and butter
Once bread and butter were travelling by plane... plane crash hua...
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa... kyon ???
Because woh Butter FLY thaa..
1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI
1 Sardar ko TERA BHAI kehne ki boht aadat thi,
SHadi ki raat apne room me gya or Dulhan ka Ghoonghat utha k bola,
"KAISA LAG RAHA HAI
TERA BHAI".....
Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam,,,
Kitne Pyar Se Likha Tha Sahil Pe Tera Naam,,,
*.*pappU*.*
Na Jane Kis ZALIM Ne GUTKAY
Ki Pichkari Maar k Laal Kar Diya... ;->
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But i cant send u all of them,
It wil take lot of time...
So i m sending u just 1 joke...
"u r very beautiful"
Choosing Career
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife
From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,
There”s Still Pain Of Loosing 9
Ek Raja Tha ... Ek Rani
Ek Raja Tha ... Ek Rani
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Donoo Mar Gaye
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Khattam Khanai
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Abay Neachay Kiya Lash Dehk Rahe Ho BOl Dia Na Mar Gaye Dono :)
Two lions broke
Two lions broke loose in the zoo and were eating a clown.
One lion said to the other …
''''Does this taste funny to you?'''' ;->
A sardar goes
A sardar goes to a restaurant
and his cell phone rings.
Wife: How are you?
Surprised Sardarji:Oji I am fine but
how did you know where I was?
Zara Si Mobile Men
Zara Si Mobile Men De Jagah Tu
Zara Sa Inbox Le Saja..
Zara Sa Sent Items Me Ja Tu...
Zara Sa Balance Ko Le Ghata.
Me Bhejun SMS Tujh
Ko Meri Jaan Bepanah..
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