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One for Physics students!!
One for Physics students!!
One for Physics students!!
if a man if walking down from the 3 floor to the ground floor!! what does he need??
Ans: STEP-DOWN Transformer!!
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May, 19 2010
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ghareeb ghurba b
Ghareeb Ghurba,
Becharey,
Miskeen,
Lachaar,
Dukhi,
Pareshaan,
Khasta Haal,
Afsurda
Be-Sharam,
Dukho''n k Maarey
Pareshanio''n Main
Ghirey
Zindagi Se Tung
Udaas
Halaat k Maarey
Dunya k Sataye Huey
Hotey Hyn Wo Log
Jo Mobile Hote huey
Bhi Sms Nahi Kerte ;->
No1 can ever b satisfied wid 3 things in life:
No1 can ever b satisfied wid 3 things in life:
1.mobile
2.automobile
3.girlfriend
Bcoz dre is always a better model available in future. . . ;->
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre
Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..
Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...
Angry boss:
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho
How Are You Dear
How Are You Dear
Kia Ho Raha Hy
Jail Main Koi Takleef Tou nahi ?
Farishte Tang Tou Nahi Kerte ?
Maarte Tou Nahi
Bas Kuch Din Guzar Lo
25 Rozey Baqu Hyn
Tum B Tou 11 Mahiney
Udham Machate Ho
Humain Warghalate Ho
Ab Bhugto ... ;->
KeAhTy HaN kHuD kHuShI kRnY WaLa
KeAhTy HaN kHuD kHuShI kRnY WaLa
AchA AdMi NaHe HotA
AgR YeAh bI MaaN LaIn kY wo bHoAt
bUrA AdMi hY tU pHiR bI uSs Ny
AcHa kAm kIa ky
Aik bUrY AdMi ko kHaTm kIa
~William Innocent Nargis.
Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,
Jab Koi Larki Usey Sar-e-Aam Tamacha Maar dey.
Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!
~William Innocent Nargis.
B4 u Speak-Listn
B4 u Speak-Listn
B4 u Spnd-Earn
B4 u Criticiz-Wait
B4 u Pray-Forgiv
B4 u Quit-Try
B4 u Hate-Luv
B4 u Die..
Apni Sari Property mere naam kar.... :P
Ek hindu fauji ne
Ek hindu fauji ne jahaz se chalang lagaty huye kaha "JAI KALI MATA KI".
Kali Mata ne kaha: "CHAL TERI MAA KI" Ab to main bhi Fair & Lovely lagati hon.
Doctor: U LooK ExactlY
Doctor: U LooK ExactlY Like My 3rd Wife..
Lady: How Many Wives Do U Have..?
DocTor: Two...
MoRaL: Express SmarT iDeaS SmarTLy... ;->
Paani Ka MaZak
Paani Ka MaZak Kese Udaoge??
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Paani Ko Garam Karo Aur Nahao Hi Mat!
Patient to Doc:
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappar ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi
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