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One for Physics students!!
One for Physics students!!
One for Physics students!!
if a man if walking down from the 3 floor to the ground floor!! what does he need??
Ans: STEP-DOWN Transformer!!
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Experiencd Man Says:
Experiencd Man Says:
"The Real Problem
Doesnt Start Whn Boy
Starts Luking At A Girl.
It Begins, Whn She
Turns &
Looks Back At D Guy"
Salesman:This computer will
Salesman:This computer will
cut your workload by 50%.
Santa:That is great,
I will take two of them:p
1st Dost:
1st Dost:
Yaar Main Aik Dafa Peshawar Gaya Wahan Na Koi Banda Na Banday Ki Zaat..
2nd Dost:
To Phir Wahan Tha Kya?
1st Dost:
Sirf Pathan Hi Pathan.
1st Girl Proudly Says:
1st Girl Proudly Says: Meri To Her Sans Par Ek Insan Marta Hai!
2nd Girl: Yaar Tum Acha Tooth Paste Kyoun Istemal Nahi Karti ;-)
aur barbad hogya w
(Aur barbad hogya
wo shaks jis ne kisi poilce wale ko dekha
aur rishwat na di ?
Molana asif ali zardari)
DON K Fone ka Intazar
DON K Fone ka Intazar tu 11 Colleges ki Larkiyanm Kar Rahi hain.
Mager DON ka Fone Ana Mushkil he nahi NamumkinHa.
Kiyn k DON K Pass tu
.
.
.
.
.
Balance hi nahi hey :D
At A Bus Stop A Man Entered The Bus And Shouted Out Loudly
At A Bus Stop A Man Entered The Bus
And
Shouted Out Loudly
''''Dont Try To Move From Ur Seats''''
Tariq qulfi Wala Aap Chal Kr Tuwade Kol Aayega ;->
1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa
1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa
Sherni Boli : Aby Chal Tu Ne Apni Jaan, Height, Size Aur Shakal Dekhi Hai ?
Chooza Bola: Madam In Sab Ko Choro, Mera Confidence Dekho . . . ;->
7 Angels came 2 Me
7 Angels came 2 Me
&
asked 4 the most Inteligent,
Smart, Nice, Sweet,
Noble and Well Groomed Person.
So I gave Them Your Address
.
.
.
.
..
Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D
Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,
I was the 10 in line!
Gal: Do u have
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards? Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says ''To the only boy I ever loved'' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
Honesty in politics is much like oxygen.
The higher up you go,
the scarcer it becomes.
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