One for Physics students!!

One for Physics students!!
One for Physics students!!
if a man if walking down from the 3 floor to the ground floor!! what does he need??



Ans: STEP-DOWN Transformer!!
  

May, 19 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     3428 views       Funny

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In battle Sardar g was wearing mosquito net instead of bullet proof jacket.


Why?



Sardar g replied




'' O jis mai machar nai ghus skta goli kia ghusy gi''.¤
Sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...

Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?

Sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !
CAT Mock Anthem
tara rum pum pum
tara rum pum pum
Kabhi aise number laya karo
Kabhi 0 kabhi 1
Kabhi us se bhi kum
kabhi fail ho jaya karo


A man was crying over a grave and repeating,
Why did you have to die?
Another man approached him and said,
Sir, I dont wish to interfere with your private grief
but for whom do you mourn so deeply?
Your child?
Your parent?
The mourner took a moment to collect himself,
then replied,
My wifes first husband.
Roza Hmain Sabr Krnay K Dars deta Hai,
Is Liay aP Sab Log Ramzan Shareef Me
Loadsheding Per Sabr Kr K Sachay
Muslman Honay kA Sabot Dain.

ManjAnib
Wapda
K.E.S.C
P.E.P.C.O

Thanx
Regards

Raja Pervaiz Ashraf... ;->
Dunya ki sabse taqatwar shai hy Loha
har shay ko kat dyta hy
Lohe se taqatwar hy Aag
jo lohe ko pighla deti hy
Aag se taqatwar hy Pani
Jo aag ko bhuja deta hy
Pani se taqatwar hy Hawa
Jo Pani ko Ura le Jati hy
Hawa se taqatwar hy
INSAAN jo Hawa ko qaboo kr leta hy
Insan se Taqatwar hy
Pereshani jo Insan ko qabo kr leti hy
preshani se taqatwar hy SADQA jo har
preshani ko Kha jata hy
AUR In SABSE TAQATWAR Hy "Altaf bhai"
JO SADQA B KHA JATA HY... =P ;->
Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..


Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...
WelCome to
"SACH KA SAMNA"

jawab sirf
HA
ya
NA
me dena he

Aapke Liye Pehla Sawal..

Kya Apke gharwale jante He Ki Aap pagal Ho?


Ans plz
Husband1: Why Do U Take Ur
Wife Only In Night Clubs?

Husband2: Buddy,

By The Time She Gets Ready Thr''s No Other Place Open!
parho ge., likho ge.,
ho ge Kharab...



Chori karo ge., Daka dalo ge.,
Bano ge Nawab...

(ASIF ALI ZARDARI)~~^~~
Interviewer: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?

Interviewee: P-O-S-T-B-O-X....
Gadha Kitna Bekaar Janwar Hai . . .

Dunya Is Ko Naakara Samajhti Hai

IS Main Aqal Bhi Nahi Hoti



Magar Is Bechaarey Ki Himmat Dekho Har Sms Kitne Gaur Se Parhta Hai . . . :P