One for Physics students!!

One for Physics students!!
One for Physics students!!
if a man if walking down from the 3 floor to the ground floor!! what does he need??



Ans: STEP-DOWN Transformer!!
  

May, 19 2010     148 chars (1 sms)     3665 views       Funny

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Dost: "Tumhari toh RAM -SITA ki jodi lagti hai

Man:"Bilkul Galat hai:
Naa to koi meri biwi ko utha ke le jaata hai,
Naa hi ye dharti me samaati hai!
Interviewer:What is your birth date?
Sardar:13th October.
Interviewer: Which year?
Sardar furiously: Stupid...Every Year !!
;-)
Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.
they took it out to different countries for test.
In US in 30mins it caught 20 thieves
In UK in 30mins it caught 50 thieves
Spain in 30mins it caught 100
thieves
Ghana, in 30mins it caught 600 thieves.

Pakistan,
in 15 mins






the machine was stolen.
Boy- Dear! Look into my eyes.
What u c?Tell me...!
Girl- True love.
Boy- O anni di e!
Aida wada machhar nazar ni aya?
kad cheti..
Vadi aai true love di... =P ;->
Why Kareena did not marry Shahid

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Bcz she wanted a new surname after marriage

Not Kapoor agiain...
Women Are Confusing

Before Marriage They Expect A Man

After Marriage They Suspect A Man

Afte He Dies They Respect The Man . . . ;-
Aadhi Raat Ko Kisi Ne Baja Di Faraz K Ghar Ki Bell
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah

Faraz Neche Aaya To Watchman Ne Kaha

All Is Well

All Is Well….
Golden Words:

Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat

Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!


< Asif Ali Zardari >
Do you know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent girls?

Both don''t exist .


Boy: Boys r Inteligent Than Girls!

Girl: Any Proof ?

Boy: You Always Say Inteli-GENT
But
You Never Say Inteli-LADY.. ;)


Dil Lagi K Liye College Ka Chakar He Mar Liya Karty Thy

"pApPu"



















Bomb Patakhon Ne Ye Shugal Mela Bhi Band Karwa Diya... =P ;->
Ek Hoor Ne
Jannat Mein Khudkashi
Ker Li


Pata Hy
Kia Waja Thi ??


Ek Farishty Ne Hoor
Se Mazaq Kia Tha
k
Teri Shaadi
Qayam Ali Shah Se Hogi .. ;)