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One for Physics students!!
One for Physics students!!
One for Physics students!!
if a man if walking down from the 3 floor to the ground floor!! what does he need??
Ans: STEP-DOWN Transformer!!
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May, 19 2010
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Sardar: "Is mirror ki kya guarantee hei?"
Sardar: "Is mirror ki kya guarantee hei?"
Shopkeeper: "Aap isko 100 floor se nichy girao ye mirror 99 floor tak nahi tootega."
Sardar: "Wow! Pack it..."
In which case
In which case-MAN start Swetting
in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..
Think..
shopping
No Visits No Calls No SMS
No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I''m worried kya hoa
Zoo waloon ne dobara pakar lia kya?
Free Call From Any Network
Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
Use Bellow Trick
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!
height of a music lover
height of a music lover--
"a man keeps his ears on the keyhole to listen wat the gal is singin in the bathroom whr he can peep onto dis"
Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .
Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .
Dark ;-> Weather Forecast For Tonight . . .
Dark ;->
nokrani begum sb bl
Nokrani: Begum Sb Blanket Khirki
Se Gir Gya Hai
Malkan: Oh Ye Tm Ne Kiya Kr Diya
Mune Ko Thand Lag Jaye Gi
Nokrani: Fikr Mt Karain
Muna B Blanket Me Hai. :-)
father n son
Father : You bunked your paper Yesterday.. How dared u..?
Son : Papa.. It was too difficult.
Father: How do you know it was too difficult...when u didn't even attend the paper..
Son : Papa.. I knew it 5 days before.. Paper out hogaya thha..!
Lakho log mohabat karte hai,
Lakho log mohabat karte hai,
Shayad hum un jaise nahi.
Dikhane ke liye hum bhi
bana sakte haiTAJ-MAHAL,
Magar MUMTAZ ko marne de
hum vo SHAHJAHAN nahi.
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Jisko Jitni Sugar Chahiye Ho.
Woh Is Address Se Rs.25/- Per Kg k Hisaab Se Khareed Le.
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Talib General Store,
G-10, Yaadgar Chamber,
Talpur Road Bombay, India. :-)
Giv Me An Idea To Becom Poor.
Billgates: Giv Me An Idea To Becom Poor.
Friend :Make 1 English Film With Mithun.
Billgates:I Asked Idea To Become Poor,Not A Beggar
Adnan sAmi kO
Adnan sAmi kO inDian Girlz nE mEhndi k moqA peR KHoOb bjaya
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bEcO-z
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hE sAng A sOng
"zara Dholki bJao Gorioo"
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