jangal me mangal ter

jangal me mangal ter
JANGAL ME MANGAL TERE HI DAM SE
SAB NE YA SHOR MACHAYA HA
SAILGIRAH KA DIN AYA HA
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U MERE JAN
  

May, 03 2010     114 chars (1 sms)     3128 views       Funny

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Teacher. Bachon wada kro cigrett shrab nahi pioge.
bachey:nahi pienge.
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bachey:nahi karnge
Teacher:un pr awazen nahi kaso ge.
bachey: nahi kasenge.
Teacher: apni zindagi watan pr qurban karoge.
bachey: karenge,asi zindgi ka karna bhi kia he.
Many many happy returns of the day and May u Live lOng as
Long as more Than Devil.
A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->
Sardar writing passive voice of "i made a mistake"

He wrote: i was made by a mistake.
1 darzi logon k kpry le kr farar hogya

Koi kehta mri shalwar

Koi kehta meri qameez

1 patan b ro rha tha Logo ne pocha q ro Rahy ho?

Pathan:Hmara naap ly gya
1 admi ke paas 1 kauwa tha
wo bahut naram-mulayam tha
to aadmi uska naam kya rakhega ?
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:-C
:''(
:)
;-)
:-)
My-Crow-Soft !
boy to girl : koi esi baat kaho jis me khushi bhi ho or dukh bhi...

girl: I LOVE U bhaai :D
Rain of summer, snow of winter,
grace of autumn, glory of spring,
May beauty of every season
give ur heart a beautiful reason 2 smile.
May God suceed u in every exams of ur life.
Good luck & all the best
Check Out 3D Msg First Time On Ur Mobile...
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D D D

Nice Hai Na?
Agär Käho To Kal 4 D bhejun?
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying,

"damn v screwed it up but that was fun!"
Few Sweetest kisses...

loveliest kiss: on cheeks..

Romantic kissL on lips..

Hottest kiss: On ur Vehicals Silencer...

Yakeen nahi to try kar lena....
Marriage Is When

A Man And Woman

Becomes One ...

The Troubles Starts

When They Try To
Decide Which One ... ;->