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May, 26 2010
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Customer : Ek Ladies Dress Dekhao
Customer : Ek Ladies Dress Dekhao
Shopkeeper : Sir,
Ap Bivi K Liye Le Rahe Hein
Ya Koi Acha Sa Dikhaoon ?!!!!
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DAFA 302 ke tehet.
Ye bhi teri tarha SMS Nahi karta thA
LATKA DALA
Kash koi “
Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete
College ki galyon
College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hay... Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hay... Notes ke jagah love sale hota hay... Iss liye to PAPPU her sall fail hota hay...
Plz call me,its urgent. Ek
Plz call me,its urgent. Ek accident ho gaya hai.
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Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,
Plz mana mat karna
Warna
GADHA mag jayega
aapko laptop gift karna chaha
Aapko LAPTOP Gift Karna Chaha
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Tum Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Doge..
Is Liye AB Cancel
Es sms ko itna fwd karo k.
Es sms ko itna fwd karo k.
Mere dost Farooq tak puhanch jaye
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Yar Farooq wo jo 100 rup leye thay ab wapis kar do...please...=P;->
T h e D e f i n i t i o n
T h e
D e f i n i t i o n
O f
A
B e a u t i f u l
W o m a n
I s
O n e
W h o
L o v e s
M e ...
There''s a way of Transferring funds
There''s a way of
Transferring funds
That is even
Faster than
Electronic banking ...
It''s called Marriage ... ;->
definition of lazine
Definition of Laziness:-
"Its a talent
of taking rest
before you get tired!!"
Shakespare Said
Shakespare Said
Don’t Worry
B’coz If U Worry U Get Wrinkles On Ur Face
So
Why Don’t U Smile n Get A Dimple On Ur Face
Wish U Lots Of Dimplez
Agar manzil ko pana hai
Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna
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