Shaadi ke pehle -

Shaadi ke pehle -
Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya

Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
  

May, 26 2010     73 chars (1 sms)     3278 views       Funny

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A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed

Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..
Ehsas apk Ki Dosti ka Jis pal Nahi Hota
.
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Ssanson ka silsala bhi Mukamil nahi hota
.
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Mera Inbox Mujhe Bekar lagta ha
.
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Ager Apka Sms Is main nahi hota


In Moti LArkyuN sE kEh do Mujh sE Dur hE rAhAin "PAppu" , , ,



"MujhE Doctor nE bArA GoSht mAnA kiA huA hAi... ;->
Teacher To Student: Kia Tum Ne Mere Diye Notes Parhey Thay . . . ? ? ?

Student: Nahi Sir . . . Main Apne Aap Hii FAIL Hua Hoon . . . ;->
New Addition To The Periodic Table Of Elements :

Element Name : WOMAN

Symbol : WO

Atomic Weight : DON''T EVEN DARE TO ASK .

Physical Properties : GENERALLY BOILS AT ANY THING & MAY FREEZ ANY TIME METLS WHENEVER TREATED PROPERLY

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES : VERY REACTIVE , HIGHLY UNSTABLE . Possesses Strong Affinity For Gold , Silver , Platinum , Diamond & Precious Stones.

Volatile When Alone
Prof: Chemical Symbol of Barium?
Sardar: BA
Prof: and Sodium?
Sardar: NA

Prof: What will we gt if 1 Atom of BA & 2 Atoms of NA combine?

Sardar: BANANA!


Fat man: Dr. Main patla hona chahta hun

Dr.: tm rotiyan kitni khate ho?

Man: 12

Dr.: aj se tm 4 roti khao ge.

Man: in ko bad me khana hai k pehle :-)
Aik Doctor Apne Dost Se)

Yar Mai Soch Raha Hon K Is Gaon Main
Apna Clinic Khol Lon.
Dost:Tumhara Khyal To Naik Hy

Magar Yahan Ka Qabristan Chota Hai .
Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevant example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter
Beta : Papa Aap Ki Love Marriage Hui Thi Na .... ???

Baap : Jee Beta !!! Aap Ko Kese Pata ???

Beta: Wo Aap Ki Shaadi Aur Meri date Of Birth Main
Sirf 6 Months Ka Farq Hy na ...
Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga

Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost

Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->
FunnY BuT tRuE...!

Pakistan is like a fatherless family where Millitary is a young strong
But disobedient son,
Judiciary is like a constrained mother who sides the son to run her house.

Nation is like an aging daughter who is never consulted and remains unmarried

But fucked often.