Shaadi ke pehle -

Shaadi ke pehle -
Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya

Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
  

May, 26 2010     73 chars (1 sms)     2444 views       Funny

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A lady broke a signal & was presentd in front of judge
LADY: Ur honor plz let me go
i am a school teacher I am getting
late for my class

JUDGE: Ahaa so u r a teacher,
I have waited for this moment all my life,
now write down

"I WILL NEVER GO THROUGH A RED LIGHT"

5000 TIMES AND I WILL LET U GO ;->
Sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...

Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?

Sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !
A Small Advice.
































Dont Press The Mobile Like This.
It Wil Damage Ur Keypad!
''Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal
I am Water you are Tanki
I am Tarzan you are Monkey.....PoOoOoH!!
What Has One Horn
And Gives Milk ... ???


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Its A Milk Truck ... ;->


Dekhene Do Apne Chere Ko Jee Bhar Ke Hamain
FARAZ.......



Muddat Huwi Hai In Aanhkon Ne Koi BEGHARAT Nai Dehka....


Jab Tum Umeed Se
Ziada Mal-o-Daulat
Jama Ker Lo

Tou Mulk Chorh Do
Ye Tumhare Haq Mein
Behtar Hy ...

( ASIF ZARDARI ) ;->
Girls are like phones. . . .

We love to be held. . .

Talked too. . .

But

if you press the wrong button you''ll be disconnected. . . ;-
Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
.
.
.
If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!
''Zid apni na chhodi
Aur pyar bhara dil tod diya
Kuchh paiso k liye zaalim
Tumne sms karna chhod diya''
5 easy steps 4 a lovely morning.
Open ur eyes,
Take a deep breath,
Stretch ur body,
Take da breath out n say its to early and sleep again:-)
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->