Shaadi ke pehle -

Shaadi ke pehle -
Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya

Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
  

May, 26 2010     73 chars (1 sms)     2390 views       Funny

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Love:-


Love Is D Most

Beautiful Thing

In D World 4 U

Until It Happens

To Your Daughter :P
How did an intelligent boy propose to a girl? He took the girl along with him on a boat n at the middle of river said ''Marry me or leave the boat''. :-)


ye Shadi nahin Aasan Bus itna Samajh lijiey..!!

Ek Fernail ki Goli hay aur Choostey Jana hai...!! :)
''DUNIYA MAIN KABHI ACHAY INSAN KI TALASH MAIN MAT NIKLNA.

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MAI GHAR HE HOTA MON!!!!!!!!!''
I know U R So-So-So -B-U-S-Y
But...Take... 3 Seconds to think of me
1... ...
2... ...
3..................

So Sweet. now continue ur work..
After The Blast At MARRIOT Hotel
Goverment Is Thinking
Of Suggesting A New
Name For The
Demolished
MARRIOT Hotel



















"Shaheed MARRIOT BHUTTO" ... ;->

Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?


Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->

Quaid-e-Azam
Baani-e-Millat





Fatima Jinah
Maader-e-Millat






Liaqat Ali Khan
Shaheed-e-Millat



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Parvez Musharraf ? ? ?






Aatey Ki Qillat . . . ;->
Kamal kay NAKHRE Tumhare............






Ajeb tumhara STYLE hai.........





"SMS" karnay ki fursat nahi or...







Hathon main MOBILE hai...........!!!!!!!!
Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when you woke up today?....
1)Pray, so that u may live...

2)Take a bath-so that others may live too!!!!
How 2 catch squirrels?
It''s simple
Just climb a tree & sit
Squirrels will come in search of U
U know Y?
''Coz They Love NUTS!!
After returning back from a foreign trip, sardar asked his wife,
Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Sardar: In London a lady asked me Are you a foreigner?