Shaadi ke pehle -

Shaadi ke pehle -
Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya

Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
  

May, 26 2010     73 chars (1 sms)     3227 views       Funny

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Man In Restaurant Sees A Woman Sitting.
Man Asks Politely:Is This Seat Empty?

Woman(Furiously):Yes! And Once You Sit On It, My Seat Would Also Be Empty!
How 2 catch squirrels?
It''s simple
Just climb a tree & sit
Squirrels will come in search of U
U know Y?
''Coz They Love NUTS!!
Mujhy






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Pyaz(ONION) katwani hai omlete k liye..


kaat dogi na....
plz... ;->


Aaj ek mukabla ho rha.
Mukablay main bohat say log hisa lay rhe hain.
Is ki entry fees koi bhi nhi hay.
Is main hr ek kay liye dawate aam hay.
Jetnay walay ko 500 rupay milay gay.
Mukabla yeah hay kay kon is number pr
03216307893
Ziada easy load krwata hay.
Best of luck... =P ;->
Bhengi Wife: Suno G Meri Aankhain Kajol Se ilti Hyn Na . . . ? ? ?


Husband: Tap K !
Kambakht Teri Aankhain Aapas Main nahi Milti
Kajol Se Kia Milengi . . . ;->


Hum India se buhat peechay thay..
Lekin,
Hamari,,
Qoum ne Saabit kiya k wo kisi se Peechay Nahi..
Aaj,,
Hum India se,,
poray

30 mins agay hain.
GEO ZARDARI ;->
A man in USA sees a dog abt 2 bite a lady.He kicks d dog 2 death
A reporter wrote: USA CITIZEN SAVES LADY FRM DOG
The man says Am not USA citizen.
So report changd: FOREIGN HERO SAVES LADY FRM DOG.
The man says actualy,am frm Pakistan.
Next day"s headlines: TERRORIST ATTACKS LOCAL DOG !!
girl are best engine in
world. Fits all Sizes of
piston. Self lubricating.
Start with finger touch.
Automatic monthly oil
change Best average in
3-4 drops...!!!!!!
After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.

nahi samj ai ????

ya lo

aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona w
Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas
Nazar Ata He

Mera Dost
Sunday K Din Jhakas Nazar Ata He
Or Aye B Q Na Vo Sirf Isi Din To Nahata He
13th Birthday Messages

Welcome to the teens.

You''re not a kid anymore.

Happy Coming of Age.

Happy 13th Birthday.
ek jungle mein chuhay se sab dartey the,

agar sher us k samnay aa jata to dar kar bhaag jaata,

haathi bhi kahin chup jata,

aas paas k log yeh dekh kar preshaan huay or kaha aakhir kia maajra hai,

pata chala chuha MQM mein tha