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May, 26 2010
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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......
Thats why boys go to college
teacher ali k papa
Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"
Es Ka Future Tense Banao
Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge
Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->
an important msg 4 u
An important msg 4 U
I promise to my Allah that I''ll send balance
of rupees 50 to the sender of this msg
& will not foward this message to sender..
Thank''s
father watching fashiontv
Father watching FashionTv suddenly son came.
Father: Garib larkiyaan hy kaprey leney k liye b paisa nahi hy!
Son: is se b garib aye to mujhe bula b lena =P ;->
AgAr " Mahima
AgAr " Mahima choudhry" lAdka hOti to uSka naam kya hota?????
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not getting
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its "Baaphibaap choudhry"
Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?
Qus: What is The Extreme Height of Stupidity?
Ans: Two Phathans Sitting iN Riksha and Fighting For Corner Seat..!!!
Teacher Punishing The
Teacher Punishing The
Student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??
Student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To Teacher
Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->
1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL ka aap ki Nazar...
1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL ka aap ki Nazar...
"Pewasta-e-Shajar se Umeed-e-Bahar Rakh..
Bachay 3 he Achay, Biviyaan to Beshak 4 Rakh :-)
Santa: Tum guitar
Santa: Tum guitar bahot acha bajate ho!
Me bahar khada sun raha tha
Banta: Mai kahan baja raha tha?
Mai to uske upar se dhul jhad raha tha
bhagwaan
bhagwaan Ram aur Shyam ka color kya tha????
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Green..
Coz-"HARE Rama HARE Krishna"
A WOMEN 2 A
A WOMEN 2 A DOCTOR: MERA BETA MOTORCYCLE SE GIR GAYA. DOCTOR: I DONT KNOW URDU. PLZ SPEAK IN ENGLISH. WOMEN: MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HONDA.:)
Man 2 Pathan:
Man 2 Pathan: Khanji kal maine apko phone kia par apne uthaya nai.
Phathan: Kyun uthata. Yeh jo maine 30 Rupaiyye deke Gana lagwaya hai, woh tera Baap sunega?
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