Shaadi ke pehle -

Shaadi ke pehle -
Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya

Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
  

May, 26 2010     73 chars (1 sms)     2825 views       Funny

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IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,



















Rs.3O/=
Wife: Suno ji, Is Haftey Hum Roz Cinema Dekhne Jaayenge.


Uske Agle Hafte hum Roz Shopping K Liye Jaayenge.


Husband: Aur Uske Agle Haftey Roz Mandir Jaayenge.


Wife: Kyo?



Husband- Bheek Mangenge. :
FIRST LINE TO WRITE IN EXAMS:

"All the answers written below are imaginary & work of my creative mind. Any resemblance to text book is unintentional & purely accidental"
''2 pyaj,
3 lahsun,
5 gm jeera,
3 kali mirch,
2 spoon namak,
4 spoon oil,
1 cup water
Aur thoda sa hara dhaniya.
Pata hai Main kya bana rahi hu?
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Tumhe ullu!''


In maths class

Stdnt: Y do we have to learn dis?
Teachr:To save lives
Stdnt:How does math save lives?
Teachr:It keeps idiots like u out of medical college!
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
Never tell a lie to anyone about his love(That he is gonna die), May your this lie Cause a person to Heart Attack or even death.

Do You wana be cause of anyone''s Death, if not then stop April Fooling
Ehsan Quereshi Style
Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...

Aapke aane se aisa ehsaas hua...




jaise smokin smokin nikle re dhuan!
''MUNNA BHAI

abay sarkit
ye beta
agar bina daaton kay kutta katy to kya kerny ka

SARKIT

simple bhai
boly to
bina sui k 14 injection lagany ka...''
In Akho Se Spne Churaya N Kro

Hmari DOSTI Ko Azmya N Kro

Tmare 1sms K Badle 100Cal Krdu

Pr,Shart Y He K
Tm Phone Uthaya N Kro*
Girl To Her Boy Friend :
Darling, Do You Know,
Handsome n Smart Boys Always
Get Stupid Girl Friends ... !!!

Boy :
Thankx For The Compliment , Darling ...

DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,

Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,

Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to












TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->