Shaadi ke pehle -

Shaadi ke pehle -
Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya

Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
  

May, 26 2010     73 chars (1 sms)     3141 views       Funny

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Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)
OLD LOVE storY

Starts frm
Eyes
Grows wid
Gifts
Ends wid
Tears

New Love Story

Starts Frm
Mobile
Grows wid
Balnce share
Ends wid
Sim change.
Dil Or Duniya Me Sirf Itna Frq He

K

Is Duniya Me Bahut Log Rehte He

Or

Is

Dil

Me SIRF









Aap







Ki

"BHABI g" Rehti hai



har jagha khud ko mat gusaya karo OK.
The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...



























"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
What''s the biggest pressure on Pak players when they need
1 run to win with 5 overs remaining and 10 wickets in hand....???



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==>> Ya Allah, Jeet Kar Angrezi bolni Paregi !!!!! ;->
Aadhi Raat Ko Kisi Ne Baja Di Faraz K Ghar Ki Bell
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah
Wah Wah

Faraz Neche Aaya To Watchman Ne Kaha

All Is Well

All Is Well….


A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->
I

Looked




4


U


Up






Down

Left


Right



Here



There



Everywhere


just




2

sprAy








MORTEIN.... ;->
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
What Is The Difference Between
Feeling Numb & Feeling Dumb . . . .? ? ?
















Simple Hy Yaar













An Alphabet . . . ;-
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"HOYE"

bri Garmi Hai Yaar.
EveryOne Thinks Of Changing The World....
But
No One Thinks Changing Themselves....

EveryOne Wants To B In Heaven
But
No One Wants To Die.....