sochti thi kab hogi uski shaad

sochti thi kab hogi uski shaad
sochti thi kab hogi uski shaadi,
kab honge unke ghar barati,
kab honge sang uske sajna,
kab chhodegi wo apna angna,
kab uski baari aayegi,
kab wo apne naye ghar apni sasural jayegi.
  

May, 26 2010     186 chars (2 sms)     2983 views       Funny

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Girls Are Many

When Pocket Becomes Empty

Girls Become 420 …



Public Awareness

Pass To All Boyz …
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Agr apni jan pyari he to.

To

hath niche kAro bhut badbo aa rhi he
wife was about to give birth to a baby.

husband: If it looks like u, it would be great.

wife: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.
What is 10 inch long, hard and 5inch broad...


guess........


think what it could be?????


try to think........


the answer is ....


Absolutly nothing..............
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!
Khuda ki qasam tum
bohat khubdurat ho


Dunya kei nazar se khud
ko bacha lo


Kajal ka teka to
tumhary liye kam hay


EK Kala"TAWWA"he
galay may latka Lo......-;>

Indian:
Humare pass kanjar hain,
kutte hain, Sowar hai.
Tumhare pass kia hai?


Pakistani:
Tum humara muqabla kabhi nhi kar sakte,
Humare pass ZARDARi hy =P ;->
Assi Jinnan da rah har ghari tak dey reh, O aaye tey ghari ghari, "Ghari" tak dey reh
someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers
Dil dey diya hai, jaan tumhein dein ghey,




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