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"I''m From The Government And I''m Here To Help...." =P ;)
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May, 13 2010
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new age ashiq ye
New Age Ashiq:
Yeh Ishq Nai Asaan Bus Itna Samaj Lijye . .
Bachi K Ghar Ka Gate Hai Band,
Dewaar Se Hai Kuod K Jana ...=P;->
Shaadi ke pehle
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge.
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki sab Sukhi HoJayenge..
L . I . F . Ef
L . I . F . E
Is LiKe
BoX oF cHoClAtEzZz ...
BiTe InTo EaCh OnE ...
UnTiLl ,
yOu FiNd A nUt YoU |IkE ... [:
you know that old
You Know That
Old Saying
"Strike While The Iron
Is Hot ??"
Well That''s A Pretty
Dumb Sating
Coz
"I''ll Betcha
A Cold Iron Will Hurt
Like Hell Too" ;->
seedhi baat
Teacher- Batao Kutta Puch Q Hilata Hai..?
Student- Q ki Puch Me Itni Takat Nhi Hoti K Wo Kutte Ko Hila Sake..
Seedhi Baat,No Bakvas
Pathan BhaI sE kisi
Pathan BhaI sE kisi nE RoZa KhölnE Ki Dua pOch li tou unhönÉ kuCh iS tarha Sunayi
"Allah Huma inni laKa Sumto Adha tmKo Aur Adha hmKo"..... ;->
want to go usa he
Want To Go USA
Here''s A Chance For You
Mr.Obama Is Waiting
For You To Be In
White House
Get Ready
Because
He I In Search Of
Dog For His Daughter ;)
Jb akelapan mehsus ho
Jb akelapan mehsus ho
Jab har janib khamoshi ho
Jab tanhai ka ehsas barh jaye
Jb taangen thak jaen
To
Samj lena
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apko TOILET mei bethy kafi der ho gayi hy ;->
Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?
Q: When Do You Congratulate Someone For Their Mistake. . .?
Ans : On their Wedding. . . ;->
Ek Murga Ek Murgi
Ek Murga Ek Murgi K Peeche Ja Rha Tha
Murgi Achanak Mar Gayi
Murga Bola:
'''' MOHTARMA NAIK THEE''N JAAN DE DI MAGAR PUPPI NAHI DI '''' ;-
Larke Wale: Hum Ko Larki Pasand
Larke Wale: Hum
Ko Larki Pasand Hy
Shaadi Kab Krni Hy ?
Larki Wale: Abhi Tou
Larki Parh Rhi Hy !
Larke Wale: Humara
Beta Kya Bandar
Hy jo Kitabai''n Phaar
De ga ... ;->
Jeet K B Har Gaya Me Pyar Ki Bazi Yaro
Jeet K B Har Gaya Me Pyar Ki Bazi Yaro
Me Uska DEVDAS Tha Wo Thi Meri PARO
Wo Guzar Gaye Pas Se Nazar Tk Na Milai
Q K Me Cycle Pe Tha Us K Pas Thi Pajero :->
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