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"I''m From The Government And I''m Here To Help...." =P ;)
  

May, 13 2010     143 chars (1 sms)     3803 views       Funny

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A beautiful dress is of no use
until it inspires
someone to take it off

By

Swamy EMRAAN HASHMI
yun raton ko na jago
so liya karo.....
yun dil main aansu na roko
ro liya karo...
baal to bohat achay bana letay ho
kabhi moon bhi dho liya karo..... ;->
One Lady Delivered Twins, Surprisingly One Is Boy & Other Is Dog
How Is It Possible
Her Hubby Is A Vodafone User
Wherever He Goes His Network Follows =P ;)
How to make One Million Rupees in the Stock Market ???
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Simple..... Start with Two Million !!!
Look outside It''s sp pleasant !
Sun smiling 4 you..
Trees dancing 4 you..
Birds singing for you..
Because I requested them
All to wish you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
U Stole my Memories I Excused u

U Stole My heart I Excused u!

U Stole My Smile I excused u!

But dis is too much

Mere Doggy Ka Biscuit Wapis KAro
Aaj kal ki larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain..









Ajkal kuch larkiyan husn par naaz karti hain,





Pehla kalma ata nai English main bat karti hai. . . . :P
Sehwag Was Bowling ... He Bowled A Perfect Ball But Umpired Shouted ..."NO BALL"


Q ???












Umpire Beimaan Tha ???



No ...

















Socho...





















Aray Yaar Ball Was Fine But Umpire Just Commented On His Hair ... "NO BAAL" ;->
''Bus itna he Kaha tha Barson ka Payasa Hon FARAZ...



Us nay Pipe Moun me dal kr motor hi chala dali..''
HeIgHt Of ProFeSsIoNaL JeAlOuSy

A CoMmUnItY OwNeR bAnNeD AnOthEr CoMmUniTy OwNeR Coz He WaS CoPyInG HiS StUfF Frm OtHer"z CoMm.
& SaY
Do It By UrSeLf
WhIle He Is DoInG ThE SaMe FrM oThErZ
1 Adm¡ Ne Pathan Se Pocha App Ka Lucky Day Kn Sa Ha . . ?




































Pathan Basant Jub Sare Bache Chaat Pe Hote Hai

In foreign Daughter:

Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.

Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D