The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ..

The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ...

"I''m From The Government And I''m Here To Help...." =P ;)

May, 13 2010 143 chars (1 sms) 3561 views Funny

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Hello, Plz.

Hello,
Plz.

Dhyan Den

Agr Ap Is Dhyan Denewale

Msg ko Dhyan se Padhenge

To Apke Dhyan Main 1 Bat
Aaegi k Is Msg Main

Dhyan Denewali koi Bat He Nahi haì... ;->

Sardar: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,

Sardar: oey mera shampo k sath wala gift de,

Shopkeper: sardar g uske sath koi gift nai tha

Sardar: bakwas na kar shampo pe likha tha Dandruf Free
Hahahahahaha

Wife Husband Se Phone Par:

Wife Husband Se Phone Par:

Hamaray Bachay Ko Current Laga Hua Hai,

Aap Jaldi Aa Jain.??

Husband: JAN Tension Mat Jo

Jitni Dair Main Ghar Aaon Ga

Light Ja Chuki Ho Gi

After marriage,

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin;
they just can''t face each other, but still they stay together. . . ;->

Do U know why a sardar ji kept

Do U know why a sardar ji kept
the door open while taking a bath?

Because he was scared that someone
might see through the “KEY HOLE”.

Dis song is 4 U

Dis song is 4 U

Tum to tahere pardesi,

sath kya nibhoge,

subhah pehli

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subhah pehli

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subhah pehli

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subhah pehli

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lagta hai CD Kharab hai,

kisi aur din sunaunga

Teachr Ne SHRAB Ka Nuqsan Btany K Liye

Teachr Ne SHRAB Ka Nuqsan Btany K Liye

1KEERA SHRAB Me Dala To Wo Mr Gia.

Teachr:"Ap Ne Kia Seeka?

Studnts:"SHRAB Peenay Se

PAIT K KEERAY Mar Jatay He"

Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko

Aaj k Baad Jis Kisi Ko
Bhi 10 Number Ka
Joota Chahiye Wo Is
Terha Maangey k
Mujhy

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"BUSH NUMBERI"
Joota Chahiye ... ;->

a man kills a deer n

a man kills a deer n cooks it,n doesnt tell kids abt it..

he gives a clue to dem..
"its sumthing wht ur mom calls me"

son screams:dun eat it....."KUTTA HAI"

Husbnd Make A

Husbnd Make A Call 2 His Wife 4m His Office

BEGUM Muje UmAr Sharif K Drame K 2 Pass Mile Hain,

Begum: (WITH joy) Theek Hai Main Tyar hoNa Start Krti HooN

Husbnd: Haan Jaldi Karo,

Pass Kal K Show K Liye Hain.

To cry is to know that youre alive

To cry is to know that youre alive
But
My river of tears has run dry I never wanted to fool you
But
A cold heart is a dead heart And it feels like I''ve been buried alive by love
If I should die before I wake There ai''nt no one my soul to take If I wake before I die, rescue me with your smile. . .

Wife: "1 More Word

Wife: "1 More Word Frm U And Im Going Back To My Mothers Place."
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Husband : Taxi

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