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The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ..
The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ..
The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ...
"I''m From The Government And I''m Here To Help...." =P ;)
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1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL ka aap ki Nazar...
1 Shair ALLAMA IQBAL ka aap ki Nazar...
"Pewasta-e-Shajar se Umeed-e-Bahar Rakh..
Bachay 3 he Achay, Biviyaan to Beshak 4 Rakh :-)
Which Was The First Nike Shop?
Which Was The First Nike Shop?
Ans : The First Barber''s Shop In Pakistan
(Naai Ki Dukaan)
woman on date with husbands best friend
Woman on date with husband''s best friend;
*phone ring*
Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!
Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U! :-D
Hello JAn|x . .
Hello JAn|x . . .
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Jagte Raho . . .
This Msg Is Brought To You By Wapda / Kesc . . .
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Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
Life main ek baat hameshan yaad rakhna
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cream biscuit main cream hoti hai
lekin
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tiger biscuit main tiger nahi hota...
God Is So Wise That
God Is So Wise That he Created Friendz
Without a Price Tag Coz If He Did Then I
CouLd Not Afford U Coz...
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5 Or 10 Paisey K Sikkey aaj KaL kahan MiLtey hain yaar...... ;->
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.
Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
''O sms parhne wale Teri to?
''O sms parhne wale Teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
teri to?
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Bht yad arai hai yar ;)''
zinda baap ko bhi dad kehte hain
Yeh Alif Bay Pay Parh kar A to Z kehte hain,
Hum Inko Pagal,
Yeh hamay MAD kehte hain,
Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy,
Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.
the best way to re
The best way to
releave stress is
To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...
"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->
aj raat 2 bar 11
aj raat 2 bar 11 baje ge or 2 bar 12 kon kehta hai k guzra waqt dobara hath nhi ata arey pakistan mai sab possible hai yar geo zardari
ek pathan ghalti se
Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.
Aur Bola:
Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.
Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)
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