The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ..

The Nine Most Terrifying Words In The English Language Are ...

"I''m From The Government And I''m Here To Help...." =P ;)

May, 13 2010 143 chars (1 sms) 3128 views Funny

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Reaction of Girs Wen

Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their purse

Poor girls
My Money

Rich Girls
My Debit card

Beautiful Girls
O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi

The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend

The Difference B/W Friend N Best Friend..

Friend Says: Hey Plz Drive Safely N Slowly..

B.Friend Says: Abay Bhaga Yr Us Agay Wali
Car Me Full Bachiyan Hain ;->

Aankho''n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hon

Dekhiye zara kitna nafees shair Arz kia hy

Aankho''n Me Jalaye Rakhta Hon Main Aapki Yaado''n k Deep

Hato Bachoo,

Peep..
Peeep..
Peeeeep..
Peeeeeeeep.. =P ;)

nigahe mila k dekho kabhi

nigahe mila k dekho kabhi

kissi ko aapna bana k dhekho

gale milna chahte hai sab

kabhi LUX se naha k de kho.

chanda or chokri:

chanda or chokri:
karte the luv chori chori ,
eik tha memon eik thi bori ,
larka tha kala larki thi goori ,
so ja puther end ho ggi story

1 sabzi wale k ghar

1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:

"kitna pyara bacha hai"?

sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola

"Aur hai b Bilkul taaza" ;->

Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?

Wo bewafa hai to kiya hua?
Mat bura kaho usko
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Kisi aur se "DOSTI" kro,
DAFA kro usko ;-)

Khoon(Blood) se

Khoon(Blood) se likh diya har diwar pe unka Naam . . .

Aur fir tor di har Diwar jis pe likha tha unka naam . . .

KYUNKI...!!!

"SPELLING MISTAKE THI" . . . ;->

Simple But Effective-

Simple But Effective-

"If U Want To

Shine Like Sun,

First You Have

To Burn Like It..."

Mariz:Mere oper wali

Mariz:Mere oper wali darrh ko keera kha rha he

Sardar Dr. ne neche wali daarh nikal di

Mariz: Janab oper wali ko kha rha tha

Sardar Dr.: neche wali pe khara ho k khata tha

''Dream makes all things possible

''Dream makes all things possible
Hope makes all things work
luv makes all thigs beutiful
smile makes all d abv so always BRUSH UR TEETH...!''

Master of puppets

Master of puppets is pulling ur strings, twisting ur mind n smashing ur dreams. blinded by me, u can''t c a thing when i count to 3 u shall fall asleep 1,2,3,Zzz

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