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"I''m From The Government And I''m Here To Help...." =P ;)
  

May, 13 2010     143 chars (1 sms)     3822 views       Funny

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A pathan said to his friend:
“mujhy smajh nahi aati k log
maheena maheena kaisy nhi nahatay?
Mujhy to 28vein din kharish hona shuru ho jati hai


HUSBAND and WIFE are like 2 tyres of a vehicle

If 1 punctures, the vehicle can’t move further

M0ral:
always Keep a SPARE TYRE….
Woh konsa Parinda hai jo urtha nhi hai?
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Socho Socho!
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Har Mani!
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Arey Simple Yaar!
Marawa Parinda..

Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.

Man: I don''t have.

Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together


Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?

Sardar: before opening the shop…..:p
Which Was The First Nike Shop?




Ans : The First Barber''s Shop In Pakistan

(Naai Ki Dukaan)
Teacher:Who Was The 1st Man?

Student:Adam.

Teacher:N The 1st Woman?

Student: Umm..Madam.
''Wo Apne Mun Per Colour Laga Kar Aai
Aur Mujhse Ye Kehne Lagi FARAZ...



Hara Laal Neela
Mun Karlo Rangeela... :-)''

During the match

batsman LBW hoa

1 pathan 2sre se :log hm ko pagal samajhty hn,
yahan to sab pagal hn,

lagi batsman k hy aur cheekh bowler raha hy.
The Only Way You Can Feel Good About YourSelf Is By Making SomeOne Else Look Bad.

And

I''m Tired Of Making Other People Feel Good About Themselves…. ;->
Teacher: Wo 3 Lafz Batao Jo

Sab Se Zyada Boley Jatey Hain?

Student: Mujhe Nahi Pata.

Teacher: Shabash, Baith Jao..!
Ya ALLAH
YA REHMAN
YA RAHEEM



Daro Mat



Kisi Ko Frwrd Nhi
Krna !!







Khud Hi Parh Lo
PAAPI INSAAN ... ;->