dinner should be light

dinner should be light
Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?

Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)
  

Apr, 11 2011     140 chars (1 sms)     3980 views       Funny

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Bomb dhamako se tum log Q dartay ho FARAZ...

Ye to hotay hain tujhay ooncha uranay k liye
To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
yeh tha bada bhari..


marie se nahi banta khari....




char payyo pe chalti hain lori[truck]






ab tu jake karle ghade ki savari....;->

Pathan 2ble sawari ja
rha tha
Police waly ny rok kr
kaha:
Pata nhi hy k 2ble
sawari py pabandi hy
Pathan:
O Yara pata hy isliye
to isko waps chorny ja
rha hn ;->
A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But…..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling….. &
Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!


Man: Yaar Mujhe Safar Main Neend Nahi Aati Hai.

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Pathan: To Tum Rabi-ul-Awal Main So Jaya Karo. :-)


Your Sms R Not My Disturbance

But.....

The Disturbance Is Your Silence.....

SO Don''t Disturb Me Please !!! ;->
''A rupee is easy 2 earn...
but a smile is hard 2 find...
rupee loses its value...
smile increases its worth..
i lost a rupee when i sms u...
but who cares!
i won ur smile...''


Ek Pathan Ghalti Se Motorcycle Qabristan Main Le Gaya.

Aur Bola:



Ye Pehli Sarrak Hai, Jis pe Itne Speed Breakers Hain.

Aainda Hum Is Sarrak pe Nahi Aayega. :-)
Luck decides whom u meet in Life..
Ur Heart decides whom u want in Life..
But time decides who gets to stay in ur Life..
Love in France IS A COMEDY

In England A TRAGEDY

In Italy A WONDER!

In Germany A DRAMA

But

In PAK LOve is a


"National Game"


HUM BOLAIN MOHABBAT KI ZABAN
Check Out 3D Msg First Time On Ur Mobile...
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