dinner should be light

dinner should be light
Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?

Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)
  

Apr, 11 2011     140 chars (1 sms)     4061 views       Funny

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