dinner should be light

dinner should be light
Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?

Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)
  

Apr, 11 2011     140 chars (1 sms)     4708 views       Funny

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O pagal ka bachha Ek Hi Maa Ka Hy!
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This iz Cheating..
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D Effiel Tower
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"MY Principle"

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at him....

But, make sure that the flower is still in the pot.....!!

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jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.



Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!