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dinner should be light
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dinner should be light
dinner should be light
Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?
Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)
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Apr, 11 2011
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Mehanti Hoti Hyn
Research K Mutabiq
Larkia''n Larko''n Se Zyada
Mehanti Hoti Hyn
Kyun k
100 Me Se 10
Larkia''n Naturaly
Khubsurat Hoti Hyn
Aur Baqi
Apni Mehnat Se ... ;->
pathan pe bijli ka taar gir gaya
Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:
Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,
K
Usay Yaad Aaya
K
Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)
Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua, Mat BURA kaho usko...
Wo BEWAFA hai to kya hua,
Mat BURA kaho usko...
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Tum mujh sy SET ho jao,DAFA karo usko;-)
Why Did Lady Throw
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Bcoz..
Baba Ramdev Said
"Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!"
apne mulk ki hifazat karain
Apne mulk ki hifazat karain
Kyun k
Ap ko dulhan yahan se hi milni hai... =P ;->
''Chappal chhoti ho to
''Chappal chhoti ho to
Panw me nahi aati
Biwi moti ho to
Bahon me nahi aati''
Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai
Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai?
jab sidhu laughter challenge main
hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai-
bas kar mere BAAP
Boy: Papa Sach
Boy: Papa Sach Or Raaz Me Kia Farq Hai?
Papa: Tum Mery Bety Ho Ye Sach Hai,
Tumhara Dost Arshad B Mera Hi Beta Hai
Ye 1 Raaz Hai ;)
A Boy Shying 2 Propose
A Boy Shying 2 Propose A Girl, Finally Propozd In A Unique Way:-
"Kya Tum
Tumhari
Chita Ko
Aag
Lagane Ka
Adhikar
Mujhe
Dogi.
Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????
Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????
think!!!!!!!!!!!!
dono ki shaadi karwa deni chahiye...
SAALON KA BHOOT UTAR JAAYEGA....... ;->
Hitler says,
Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”:D
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont
Boy:Im not rich like Noman, i dont
even have a big car like Noman,but
i really love U!
Girl:thats ok but tell me more about Noman..!
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