dinner should be light

Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?

Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)

Apr, 11 2011 140 chars (1 sms) 4168 views Funny

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1 pathan aero plane me pilot

1 pathan aero plane me pilot
say headphone cheen leta hai.

Pilot says! yeh kia ker rahe ho?
Pathan says:
Ticket ka paisa hum bhare
aur gana tum akela suney:p

Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya

Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya HumAyuN

Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k baad.

Aur

Tum Online Aate Ho
12 Baje k Baad. :-(

signs of a suicide bomber given by police

Signs of a suicide bomber given by Police

1) they Look healthy due to packings inside

2)wearing new unwashed clothes

3) new haircut n face shave

4) they do not speak or engage in talk

5) Recite something in their mouth

Keep an eye on your surroundings and when you see someone like mentiond above

Tey tusi v kalma par lena tawada v time agya g .... =P ;)

''Father Watching Fashion T

''Father Watching Fashion TV suddenly son came.

Father: Gharib Larkiyaan Hain Kaprey leny k liye B paisa nahi hy!

Son: Is se b Gharib Aaye to Mujhe B Bula lena. :-)''

jab se sardi ki hui hai pehli baarish

Jab Se Sardi ki Hui Hai Pehli Baarish,

Jism main Muslasal ho gai Hai Kharish,

Kuch Machcharon, Khatmaloon ki Bhi Hai Wajah,

Begum ne Bistra Alag Karney Ki, kee Hai Guzarish. :-)

When u feel sad….

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

may u b wot u hope t

MAY U B WOT U HOPE TO B,
C ALL U WANT TO C...
DO ALL WOT U WANT TO
MAY YR EVERY WISH COMES TRUE...
"A VERY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO U"

Wife to husband:

Wife to husband: Stop looking at girls, u r married now.

Husband: U mean if i am on diet, i cant even look at the menu?

1 Aadmi Baba g Se

1 Aadmi Baba g Se: Main America Jana Chahta Hoon Magar Kaam nahi Banta . . .

Baba Says: Subha Suraj Nikalne K Baad 3 Tasbeeh ''''AL-QAIDA'''' Parha Karo
America Wale Khud Le Jayenge . . . ;->

Preliminary Investigation :

Preliminary
Investigation :

The Shoes Tossed By
Iraqi Journalist At
George Bush Has Been
Linked To Pakistan
It Was Made In Lahore
By Terrorist
Shakeel Mochi ...

Dhoka mila jab bhi Pyar main

Dhoka mila jab bhi Pyar main
Zindagi main Udasi Chha gayi
Socha tha Chhor Denge is raah ko
Kambakht Phir Ek New number se Misscall agayi... !!

Shaadi Ke Pehle Aur Baad

Shaadi Ke Pehle Aur Baad

Shaadi ke pehle - Agar Tum Na Hote :(
Shaadi ke baad - Agar Tum Na Hote :)

Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya :)
Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya? :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuch Kuch Hota Hai :)
Shaadi ke baad - Kuch Nahi Hota Hai :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Dil To Pagal Hai :)
Shaadi ke baad - Dil To Pagal Tha :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Ek Duje Ke Liye :)
Shaadi ke baad - Sirf Bachcho Ke Liye :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge :)
Shaadi ke baad - Baaki Log Sukhi Ho Jayenge :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Chandramukhi :)
Shaadi ke baad - Jwaalamukhi :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Kuwara Baap :)
Shaadi ke baad - Bechara Baap :(

Shaadi ke pehle - Titanic :)
Shaadi ke baad - Mortgage :(

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