dinner should be light

dinner should be light
Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?

Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)
  

Apr, 11 2011     140 chars (1 sms)     3763 views       Funny

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03343004071
An amazing love story!

Once there was a mosquito and a dog,

who loved each other a lot.

1 day the mosquito got excited

& gave a love bite to d dog.

In response d dog also bcame emotional

& bit d mosquito.

Next day mosquito died of rabies

& dog died of malaria.

WHAT A TOUCHIN STORY IS''NT IT?
Boy: From D day im ur frnd,


i m not able 2 eat,drink,smoke.


Girl: how sweet,so u r madly in LOVE


wit me!


Boy: SHUT UP,


U made my pocket empty....
************BREAKING NEWS*************



ZABARDAST SALE TAMAM BATA OUR


SERVISE KI DUKAAN PAR EK


JORA KHARIDNEY PAR 5 JOREY FREE.......











JALDI KARIEN.............






CRICKET TEAM WAPIS

AA RAHE HAI............
A Couple Before Marriage
"MAD" For Each Other ....





Affter Marriage
"MADE" For Each Other





And





A Few Years Latter
One tourist from U.S.A. asked a village kid: Any great man born in this
village???
village kid: no sir, only small Babies!!!
Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno na niklo ghar say mera dil beqrar hota hai.....per kiya kerun us waqt Mera Abba v naal hota hai!
Aik dafa pathan ne Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi:

Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge,

Phir Us ne

Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke.
Sirf 2 log muqadar walay hotay hain
.
1-woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai
.
"AUR"
.
2-wo jinka Tarbooz Laal nikalta ha
Its My Last Message To You








LAST Boley Tou ...

L = Luv U Alwayz
A = All Tym Miss U
S = Save U In My Heart
T = True Frend In Lyf



So Dun Worry Be Happy ... =)
Dil Jala Kar Muskurate Hain Wo,

Apni Aadat Se Kahaan Baaz Aatey Hain Wo,

Hum To Poora Din SmS Karte Hain Lekin,

Ginti K ek do SmS Kar K So Jatey Hain Wo ;->

Aam ZindAgi-
YaAr PlZ Kuch SmS to Bhej DiyA KAro.

MentOs ZindAgi-
Oye Bhutnike,BhikAri,KAmine,HArAmkhor BalaNce GaYA Tel Lene,Sms bhej.