dinner should be light

Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?

Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)

Apr, 11 2011 140 chars (1 sms) 3229 views Funny

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pappu arz karta hy

"PAppu" Arz kArtA hy..

TEri YAAd mE HuM itnA Kho gAyE..

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POTTY kArtAy kArtAy wAhiN Soo gAyE... ;->

Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,

Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,

Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.

Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.

Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)

Santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi

Santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi

mujhe biwi itni pyari lagti thi man karta tha khaa jaun.

Banta-aur ab?

Santa-khaa hi jata to acCha h0ta.

Considering his achievements

Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!

app k dost ko 100 wale card ki zar0rt hy

Jb meri koi call na aye,

jb koi sms na aye,

jb koi missed call b na aye,

To.....!

smaj lena k.

"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->

Sachi muhabbat kya hay?

Sachi muhabbat kya hay?

Jb teri mehboba ki naak beh rahi ho
or tu usy chaat ly

or tujhy uska zaiqa rafhan custerd
jesa lgy to samjh lena

mery dost that u r in LOVE...

1 Paagal Aadmi Ne

1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??

What Happens If An Axe Falls On Your Car .... ?

What Happens
If An Axe Falls On Your
Car .... ?

You Have An Ax-i-dent (accident) ... ;->

''Aslam ek raat macher dan

''Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam beitay isa q kertay ho?
Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko bewakoof bana raha hoon. Woh samjein gay k mein macher dani k ander hoon, hahaha....''

boy my gf broke up

Boy: My Gf broke up wth me & sent me da Kissng pics of her & her new Bf..!!

Frnd: Oh..its 2 bad..!!

Boy: Yaa..I know..dats Y i sent those pics 2 her Dad:D

Balle... Balle....

Balle... Balle....
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.. Pura Syllabus Padh Liya....
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. Ab Book Padhana Baki Hai !!!!!!!

New style of proposing

New style of proposing a girl: I have spent many sleepless nights in your love, and I don''t want my son to do the same for your daughter. So lets make them brother & sister.

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