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dinner should be light
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dinner should be light
dinner should be light
Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?
Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)
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Apr, 11 2011
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Two rules u need to follow in life..
Two rules u need to follow in life..
1. HamYis always right.
2. Whenever you feel HamY is wrong, slap yourself & read rule no. 1 ;)
laaloo k peechhe
laaloo k peechhe kutte ka bachha padh gaya
laloo bola,
"hum tho BSNL ka card dalwaa liya hoon
sasura e hutch ka network kaise pakadh raha hai"
Son:Papa sab log shadi
Son:Papa sab log shadi karke pareshan hai tau shadi Q karte hain
Papa:Beta akal badam khane se nahi, thokar khane se aati hai !
Zamana bhot hi kharab ho gya hai,
Zamana bhot hi kharab
ho gya hai,
her sawal ka ylta jawab
ho gaya hai,
Na Sms na call na hi koi
miss call,
Her banda hi mobile ly
ker nawab ho gaya hai.->
"Mujhe Dhundo"fu
"Mujhe Dhundo"
"Kya hua thak gy
NAHI
"To pir dhundo
"AB RAHNE DO"
Hum diloon me rehty
hain mobile me nahi..-;>
www . Muft Mashwara . com
www . Muft Mashwara . com
Agar Aap Chahte Hain K Aap k ghar Saaf Rahay , Aap K Ghar KHUDA k Farishtay Aye , Aap K Ghar Brkat Ho , To Aap Apne Ghar Se Bahir Raha Karain . :)
Mujay b send karo
‘Pechly zamany me jab koi akela betha
hasta tha to kehty thy is pr saya hy…,
Ab koi akela has rha ho to kehty
hain….
Mujhy b msg send kr.
Funny Quote on a married
Funny Quote on a married guy''s T-shirt.
All Women Are
Devils &
I Married Their Queen. :-)
a great japanese proverb
A Great JAPANESE Proverb:
"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it
&
Its PAKISTANI Version:
"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.... ;->
HALLO, this is your mobile.
HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!
app k dost ko 100 wale card ki zar0rt hy
Jb meri koi call na aye,
jb koi sms na aye,
jb koi missed call b na aye,
To.....!
smaj lena k.
"APP K DOST"
Ko 100 wALE CArd ki zAr0rt hy ;->
time there was a sexy girl
Once upon a time there was a sexy girl.
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Sharm karo begharato mulk de halat
vekho te apne jazbat vekho.
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