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pathan gave a party
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pathan gave a party
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# Gul Khan Ne Job K liye Apply kia..
Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.
Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.
Gul Khan: Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,
"Dear Gul khan you do not meet"
pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi
"our requirements"
hamari zaroorat ho ap
"no further correspondence"
or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen
"will be entertained"
Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi.
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Aankhe''n Hyn Do
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Main Aansu Dekhy
Ab
Jhank Kr Naak K
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"Apni Zindagi Main
Ronaq Aur Dolat
Ka Dher Dekhna
Chahate Ho Tou
Apna Zameer Baich
Dalo
Aish-o-Ishrat
Main Raho Ge"
~ Janab-e-Mohtaram
Asif Ali Zardari ~
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ye hai wayla Msg
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Arz kiya hai.....
Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
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Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
ha ha ha ha.....
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A: About 45 pounds!!
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Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha:
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Saari larkian kehne lagi...
"hAmY"
"hAmY"
"hAmY"
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Behind every Man''s success there is a woman.
But behind 16 gal''s success there is a man,
this is what we see in the movie "CHAK DE INDIA"
SO MAN KI IZAT KARU . . . ;->
SIrf Is Baat Par Hum
SIrf Is Baat Par Hum Road par Is Tarha Pittay hain Faraz!!!
K Rally MQM Ki thy Aur Hum G.A.Bhutto Keh Gaye.
Mjkoo Tou Tere Chahre Pe Ye Gham Ni Jachta,
Mjkoo Tou Tere Chahre Pe Ye Gham Ni Jachta,
Sorry Yar Tmhre
Hise Ka Roza Mai
B Tou Ni Rakh Skta..;->:-|
Aa Kahin Door Chalay Jaaen Hum,
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Door Itna K Humain
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