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pathan gave a party
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pathan gave a party
pathan gave a party
# Gul Khan Ne Job K liye Apply kia..
Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.
Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.
Gul Khan: Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,
"Dear Gul khan you do not meet"
pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi
"our requirements"
hamari zaroorat ho ap
"no further correspondence"
or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen
"will be entertained"
Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi.
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karti ha meri bewi
karti ha meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,pochti ha muj se ye mis FAKHIRA kon hai?banwaya jab mein n apna ID card,poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon ha
Astrologer:
Astrologer: U''ll meet a young gal who wanna everything about u.
Frog: When n where?
Astrologer: Next semester in Biology lab
Small Things Can Hurt A Lot....................
Small Things Can Hurt A Lot....................
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Example......................
U Can Sit On A Mountain But Not On A Pin........ ;->
Men always wonder
Men always wonder wat a woman want
!but as a veru welcoming move deepika padukone revealed to the whole male community wat a woman want .
And that is "ek chutki sindhur"
''change tu mai manda hoya raag k saare
''change tu mai manda hoya raag k saare ghanda hoyaa balens tenu kalya sajna maseet de jena chanda hoyaa''
ShoHar Shadi k bad apni biwi se bola...
ShoHar Shadi k bad apni biwi se bola...
''Aj se tum he meri zindagi ho,
pyar ho,
tamanna ho..!
Biwi- Mere liye b aj se aap he SaiF ho SHaHrUkh ho AuR SaLmaN ho... ;->
mummy ye school kya
Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He
Beta Ye Wo Jagah He
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Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena
Pathan:yar zara toothbrush dena
Mere brush ka 1 baal toot gya hai,
DUKANDAR:1 baal toota hai?
to nya Q le rhe ho bhai?
Pathan:jo toota hai wo akhri tha ;->
Zindagi main 3 cheezain
Zindagi main 3 cheezain muqadar walo ko milti hain:
eik,
Acha or mukhlis dost
dusra,
Sacha Pyar
or
Teesra....
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Meetha kharbuza... ;->
Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Q:College me ladkiyon ke kitne nam hote hai ?
Ans:4,
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1.Meri vali,
2.Teri vali,
3.Teri Bhabhi,
4.Meri Bhabhi..
* Munnabhai:
* Munnabhai: Are Ek bakara Talaab me Gir gaya hai aab wo sala kaise bahar aayegaa ?????
Cirkit: Bhai Geela Hoker, Tension nahi Lene kaa ...!!!!!!
commandar safegaurd
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Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!
Ho sakta hai us nay...
Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!
-Commandar Safegaurd
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