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pathan gave a party
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pathan gave a party
pathan gave a party
# Gul Khan Ne Job K liye Apply kia..
Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.
Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.
Gul Khan: Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,
"Dear Gul khan you do not meet"
pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi
"our requirements"
hamari zaroorat ho ap
"no further correspondence"
or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen
"will be entertained"
Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi.
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Larki Waley : Aap Ka
Beta Kia Kerta Hy ???
Larke Ki Maa
Mera Beta 3 Rs
Mein 500 Sms
Kerta Hy ... ;->
''1 Qabristan mei
''1 Qabristan mein 1 Bh00t k0 dekh kar sabhi bhaag rahy thy
lekin mein nahi bhaga
pata hy ky0n?
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Ky0n ky mein ny tumhein pehchaan liya tha..!''
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Mere mobile ka accident ho gaya hai,
aur Dr ne kaha hai ki khoob sare SMS ki
botle chadani padegi,
so Please donate SMS, its URGENT....
A Sardar moving
A Sardar moving around in market with Parrot on his shoulder. Passerby asks,"Kidhar se laya yeh Janwar?"Parrot replies, "Punjab se laya" ;->
If u really wanna know
If u really wanna know the meaning of life...???
then...
then....
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look in the Dictionary... ;->
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We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait….
Searching….
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Sorry,
NO BRAIN found…!
A sardar asked
A sardar asked his frend,"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"Frend replied "No"Sardar said,"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..."
"Think about yourself
"Think about yourself atleast once in your life time...
Otherwise you may miss the best comedy in this world.. " ;->
pathan to pessenger
Pessenger :
Agr Sub Trains Late Hon To Time Table Ka Kya Faida ?
Phatan :
Agr Sb Trains Waqt Per Hon To Waiting Room Ka Kya Faida . .
;-P
In 1 year, 12 months,
In
1 year,
12 months,
48 weeks,
365 days & nights,
8760 hrs,
52560 min,
3153600 sec
sirf Aap ko hi yaad kiya.
Aur sirf 2mins lagay is jhoot ko type karney mein... ;->
Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya
Ek Pathan Pe Bijli Ka Taar Gir Gaya:
Pathan Tarap Tarap k Marne He Wala Tha,
K
Usay Yaad Aaya
K
Bijli 2 Din Se Band Hai. :-)
A fat girl is waiting
A fat girl is waiting 4 bus at bus stop.How do u describe this in 1 word? Think!!Itna difficult question nai.
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