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pathan gave a party
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pathan gave a party
pathan gave a party
# Gul Khan Ne Job K liye Apply kia..
Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.
Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.
Gul Khan: Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,
"Dear Gul khan you do not meet"
pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi
"our requirements"
hamari zaroorat ho ap
"no further correspondence"
or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen
"will be entertained"
Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi.
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INDIA WORLD CUP
Yun tu baray khush ho rahay thay tum
faraz
magar zamanay ki hansi tu tab nikli jab trophy nakuli nikili
oohhhh.. :))
i m home please
I m home, Please
call
I m work, Please call
I m in a meeting, Call
Me later at
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I m late
See U in
See U at
Pareshan Na Ho
Templates Send
Kiye Hyn ...
Mod Obedient
Mod
Obedient
Neat
Kind
Elegent
Young
Hey! Thats me.
Pareshan na hona, tumhara naam b is mei hai,
Read the 1st letter of every word..
Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named
Mr:Saleem had 3 sons:Named
1-Rehmat-e-Saleem
2-Barkat-e-Saleem
3-Mehboob-e-Saleem
When his 4th son was born, his wife decided to name is
Bas-kar-Saleem!:-)
How Come The Dove
How Come The Dove
Gets To Be The Peace
Symbol ?
How About Pillow ?
It Has More Feathers,
Than The Dove
And
It Doesn''t Have That
Dangerous Beak ... ;->
Dil mein maangi thi
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.***Aameen***
Dil mein maangi thi ... ;)
Meine Poora Din Usay YAMAHA Pe Jholay Diye Pappu,
Meine Poora Din Usay YAMAHA Pe Jholay Diye Pappu,
Sham Ko Kehne Lagi Main Te HONDA He Le Saan... ;->
ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,
ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,
arrey aaj to yaad na aa, k aaj itwar hai
the museum curator c
The museum curator called today and spoke in animated tones.
He has a team of scientists who want to carbon date your bones!!
Have a great birthday
DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA
DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA
DoORse dekhA to sh3r khAdA thA
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pAsS gAyA hi nAhi
tUjhme hiMmAt hAi tO tU jA k3 dikhA!!!
Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon
Wo SUBAH ka Sukoon
Wo PANI ki Thandak
Wo SAABUN ki Khushbu
Wo DHULAY hue chehre ki Khubsurati
Aap kya Jaano
Ye to sirf Muu Dhone wale he jante hain
wen i was sad; u were thr...
wen i was sad; u were thr...
wen i was crying; u were thr...
wen i was unhappy; u were thr...
ab mujhay pata chala k saray fasad ki jarh TUM ho..!!
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