pathan gave a party

pathan gave a party
# Gul Khan Ne Job K liye Apply kia..

Jawab aaya to khushi mein 1 Grand Party de dali.

Dost ne farmayesh ki k appointment letter dikhao.

Gul Khan: Ye English main hai, main tarjuma karta hun,

"Dear Gul khan you do not meet"

pyary gul khan ap to milty hi nahi

"our requirements"

hamari zaroorat ho ap


"no further correspondence"

or zidd na karain jaldi ajayen

"will be entertained"


Aap ki bohot khidmat ki jaye gi.
  

Apr, 11 2011     426 chars (3 sms)     3345 views       Funny

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What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Are U Free Now

Shall I Call U ???


































Zyada Khush Mat Ho

Aise Hii Kuttay Ki Awaz Sun''ne Ka Dil Ker Rha Hy


wife:honey,what r u looking 4?
husband: nothing

wife:why have u been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ?
husband: i was just looking 4 the expiry date
Teacher 2 Santa : Wht Iz Ur Father Name?
Santa : "Google Singh"
Teacher: Y 2 Strange?
Santa : Saala Hr Waqt Mujhay Dhondta Jo Rehta Hai.
Najane log q darte hain,
Kuch log to SMS b nahi kerte hain,



Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mai,

Jo balance b miss call mar k check karte hain . . . ;->
SaRdar ji went to meet this Chinese fren who is dieing in Hospital!
Man says: CHIN YU YAN and dies.
Sardar jee goes 2 china 2 find meaning of fren last words
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Today is MDPS DAY MDPS bolay to...!...
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"MAKE DUFFER People SMILE" i''ve done my part, now u send it 2 all ur Duffer friends & make them SMILE :)
# Ek Pathan T.V Par Bomb Rakh Kar
Pakistan Ka Semi Final Dekh Raha Tha
B.V Na Pocha K Ya Bomb Kis Liya

Pathan: Agar Ya Haar Gaye To Puri Team Ko Bomb Sa Ura Do Ga
Bhikhari: Shahb 1 rupiya dedo

Shab: Tumhain sharam nahi ati road pe khare ho k BHEEK mangte ho?

Bhikhari: Abay tere 1 rupeye k liye kya OFFICE khol Loon ??

Abba ne beti ko Date marty hue pakar lia.

Bap beti se:Tumne khandan ki izzat pr daag laga dia.

Beti muskaraty hue: Daag tu chala jayega ye waqt phr nae ayega.
Aaj mere paas


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