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"Ek LARKI Ki DUA"
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"Ek LARKI Ki DUA"
"Ek LARKI Ki DUA"
"Ek LARKI Ki DUA"
Qasam Se Har Ek Larka Bhula DonGi,
Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DonGi,
Ek Tum hi Raho Gy Iss Dil Me !
Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DonGi
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May, 25 2010
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April fool
YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!...
if a baby is born in
If a baby is born in
Africa...
Wh8 will b the color of
the baby''s teeth ?
Why U waste this much
time !
How will a new born
baby have teeth ? ;->
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband: I too wish that u were
a newspapers so I could have
a new one everyday.
In foreign Daughter:
In foreign Daughter:
Dad, I got married yesterday evening. I forgot to inform u.
Daddy: Its ok my child. But next time U shud invite me :-D
Kya aap Jante he
Kya aap Jante he ki "Dheeru Bhai Ambani"ka akhri sapna kya tha
ki har bhikari ke hath me mobile ho,or aaj tumne vo sapna pura kr Diya
perfect example for newtons 3rd law
Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?
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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
tum sey doosti karney k faiday,
tum sey doosti karney k faiday,
"Bandar dekhney zoo nahee jana pardta"
aur
aur
Aur tumhara koi faida nahee
2 ways 2 suicide.
2 ways 2 suicide.
1) Quick death:
Take a BIG rope,
tie it around ur neck & hang urself.
2) Slow death:
Take a SMALL rope, tie it on a girl''s neck 2 marry.
A sardar''s response
A sardar''s response to the comment, "THINK about it!": "I don''t have
to think-I''m sardar!"
A Lawyer
A Lawyer
Will Do Anything
To Win A Case
Some Times
He Will Even
Tell The Truth … ;->
Mother''s Quote
Mother''s Quote
Thomas Edison''s Mother:
"Of course Im
Proud Tht U Inventd
Electric Bulb. Nw Turn
It Off & Get 2 Bed"
Albert Einstein''s"
"Its Ur Senior Picture,
Can''t U Do Someting
Abt Ur Hair?
Styling Gel, Mousse
Something?"
Abraham Lincoln''s:
"Agn Wid d Stovepipe Hat?
Can''t U Just Wear A Baseball
Cap Like The Othr Kids ?"
Michelangelo''s:
"Cant U Paint On Walls
Like Other Kids? Do
U''ve Any Idea How Hard
It Is 2 Get Tht Stuff
Off d Ceiling "
ek intihai adbi she
Ek Intihai
Adbi Sher Arz Hy
"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"
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"Alif" "Bey "Pey"
"Tey"
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Way Gujra Way
Way Gujra Way ... ;->
(NASEEBO LAL)
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