"Ek LARKI Ki DUA"

"Ek LARKI Ki DUA"

Qasam Se Har Ek Larka Bhula DonGi,

Sab hi Ki Tasverain Jala DonGi,

Ek Tum hi Raho Gy Iss Dil Me !

Balance Dalwa Do Bhout Dua DonGi

May, 25 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2546 views Funny

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end of the world in 2012 means

End of the World in 2012 means

I have wasted my whole life in school :) :)

> > Law Of Love < <

> > Law Of Love < <

"The Rate Of Change
Of Intensity Of Love Of
A Girl Towards Boy
Is Directly Propotional
To The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of The
Boy
And
Direction Of This
Love Is Same To As
Increment Or
Decrement Of The
Bank Balance..." ;->

A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

A man:-SANTA ur son is dead

Hearing this sardar jumps from the 50th floor

35th floor he realizes:- i dont have a son

20th floor:- i m not married

&

3rd floor:- shit i m banta

Sher:Ladka Apni Dilruba Se Poochta Hai,

Sher:Ladka Apni Dilruba Se Poochta Hai,

Kya Pyar Karna Paap Hai?

Ladke Ka Dost Uske Kaan Mein Bolta Hai

Abe Jaldi Bhaag Peeche Uska Baap Hai

Teacher asks students.

Teacher asks students..if a bird is sitting on a branch of a tree than wat is my age..

A student replies: its 48.

The teacher says thats true...how did u know it??

Student replies: my brother is 24 and he is half mad . . . ;->

2009 is coming w

2009 Is Coming

Wish U A Very
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Valentine''s Day
Basant
23rd March
14 August
Eid Ul Fitr
Eid ul Azha
Frndship Day
Mother, Father
Dadi, Dada
Nana, Nani
Children''s Day
Happy B''day
365 Gud Mornings
Aftr Noons, Evenings''
& Nights

Roz Roz Ka Drama Nhi
Hota Mujh Se
Ab Pura Saal Mat Kehna
Msg Nhi Kia ... ;->

Q- 1 bar 1ladke ki yaad-

Q- 1 bar 1ladke ki yaad-dasht(memory) chali jaati hai...
toh us ko ice-cream wale utha k le jate hain...
kyon???
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Ans- kyon ke woh kehta hai.. "main cone hoon.. main cone hoon.." ;->

TODAY i was going

TODAY i was going to be millinoer as a man came to me and asked to sell the most valuable thing i posses, i said i have nothing, he asked about my love, i said i have given it to "the person readin th message"

Hamei tu Sms ne Loota

Hamei tu

Sms

ne Loota

Call

Main Kaha

Dum Tha

Mere

Sms

Waha Ponchay

Jaha Balance

Kam tha.

sigret peo gold leaf

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
Ta K Khansi Na Ho..

Wah Wah Wah

Sigret Peo Gold Leaf K¡,
TA K Khansi Na Ho..

Bachi Phasao Wakeel Ki,
TA K Phansi Na Ho;-)

bhikari kuch khana

Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Roti dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun

Wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->

Truck K Peeche . . .

Truck K Peeche . . .

1 ameer aadmi ki zindagi biscuit or cake par aur 1 truck driver ki zindagi sterring aur break par.

Jalo Mat , Bararabari Karo.

shahidon ko salaam.. jo is truck ke niche aakar mar gaye!

Awaaz mat do main behra hoon!

80 Ke phool, 90 ki mala,
Buri nazar wale tera mooh kala!

phoolo phoolo khoob phoolo lekin apni aukaat mat bhoolo

peche he rehna aage aaoge toh kuchal diye jaoge

WOH KYA HOTA HAI?

mian chota tha tab auto tha

Buree nazar Waale, Tere bachche Jiyen
Bade Ho kar Tera Khoon Piyen

baja horan nikal foran

dulhan he dahez hai . . . ;->

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