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Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??
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Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??
Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??
Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??
THE story behind the fact......
Two birds went to the theatre.
One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat,
So they had to give it a spare row.
Hence the bird in C row was called crow and the other sparrow.
Pass this to all your friends and let them develop their general knowledge.... ;->
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