Aaj mene 1jaan bachai. Vo aise bachai

Aaj mene 1jaan bachai.
Vo aise bachai
Fakir ko pucha.. 1000 ka note dun to kya karega?
wo Bola..
khushi se mar jaunga.
Mene kaha..
ja
nahi deta...!

May, 21 2010 155 chars (1 sms) 3282 views Funny

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Fight between teeth & tongue;

Once there was Fight between teeth & tongue;

teeth: manay zra sa dabana hai or tumhari cheekh nikal aani hai

t0ngue:manay th0ri si bakwas karni hai or tum 32 k 32 bahir ho gay:-D

Q:- Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.

Q:- Sharukh Khan aur Kajol bus stop pe khade hain.
Kajol chali gayi, par
Sharukh bus pe nahin chada - kyon?? think harder...

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dimag hai?? socho socho.......

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Ans:-Kyonke woh Kajol ko chhorne aaya tha..ha ha ha

''Ek dum latest and

''Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose..
Boy- Xcuse me
Grl- jee kahiye

Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf se apko Happy Mother''s DAY.''

Sardar : S

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a person asked what he was doing….
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Wife: i think our daughter

Wife: i think our daughter has fallen in Love wid a Guy

Husband: hw CAn u say dat?

Wife: cos she doesnt want any pocket Money these Dayz..... ;->

2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .

2 Liter Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .

2 LitR Me Cheen Puhanch Gai Meri Taxi. . .

Na Aye YaQEen To Laga Lo 1.5 Litr Ki Pepsi. .;->

H i g h H e e l s

H i g h
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B y
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W h o
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B e e n
K i s s e d
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F o r e h e a d .. ;->

How do you tell a

How do you tell a rose to go to the mOon ?
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GULAB JA MOON

Child in washroom. .

Nowadays,

Child in washroom.
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Mommm!
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Mom: han beta bolo!

Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
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The Chief Excitement

The Chief Excitement
In A Woman''s
Life Is ... !!!
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Spotting Women
Who Are Fatter
Than She Is ... ;->

Baap: Itne kum marks..??

Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!

Wen Does A Frnd

Wen Does A Frnd Bcum A Best Frnd????

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Converts Into

Abey Oye!!

I’ll Kill U If U Don’t Care 4 Me ..!!

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