Aaj mene 1jaan bachai. Vo aise bachai

Aaj mene 1jaan bachai.
Vo aise bachai
Fakir ko pucha.. 1000 ka note dun to kya karega?
wo Bola..
khushi se mar jaunga.
Mene kaha..
ja
nahi deta...!

May, 21 2010 155 chars (1 sms) 2903 views Funny

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Most innocent

Most innocent dhamki: As d theif was
leaving d house, d kid woke up & said to d theif
"Mera school bag" bhi le ja kamine varna mummy ko utha dunga

Adnan sAmi kO

Adnan sAmi kO inDian Girlz nE mEhndi k moqA peR KHoOb bjaya
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bEcO-z
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hE sAng A sOng

"zara Dholki bJao Gorioo"

::sms GAmblr::

Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi

Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi
To Husbnd Wife Se Saman Laite Hoye Bola
Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?

Wife: Bilkul Thek Kaha Isme
Mere New Sandel Hen ;->

susti ki intiha,

susti ki intiha,
Boy:papa aik glass paani de do
Papa:khud le lo
Boy:plz de do naa
Papa:Ab manga tou thappar maronga
Boy:Thappar marnay ao tou paani lete aana:-)

"The powers of mind

"The powers of mind

r like the rays of d sun dissipated.

When they r concentrated,

they illuminate"

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Moral: dont concentrate too much,

it wil burn ur boo

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=F

=|| cRaZy tHoUghT ||=

When A

Man Bring

His Wife Flowers

For No Reason,

There''s A Reason.

1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se

1 Chor K Bachay Ne Fridge Se
Cake Chori Kr K Khaya To
Chor Ne Apnay Betay Ko Buhat Maara,

Cake Chori Krnay Per Nahi,
Unglioon K Nishaan Chornay Per

My Eyes – Miss U

My Eyes – Miss U

My Feelings – Loves U

My Mind – Calls U

My Life Is U

I’ll Die Widout U

I love U

“Aisa Teri Waali Mujhe Bholti Hai.” Sambhaal Us ko........ :p

sab ko send krain

“SUB KO SEND KREN PLZ”
@
Gujrat k sath 1 elaaqa jiska
name “Lala Mussa” hy.
Wahan 1 insaan Paida huwa
hai jo andy deta hai..
(Astaghfirullah)
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Wo b
100 Rupy Darjan… =D

Agr Aapme Or Gadhe

Agr Aapme Or Gadhe Me English Speaking Ka Muqabla Ho Jaye To Kon Jitega?

Jeete Jo Marzi Par Ab Ye Baat To Tay Hai K Muqabla Mumkin Ha

Punjabi tarjuma of baby baby yes mama.

Punjabi tarjuma of baby baby yes mama.

Kaki kaki
Han baybay
Phak lee chenei,
Na babey
Jhoot mardi
Na babey
Lawan juti
Na babey
Khol botha
Ha ha ha...

Believe in God! Pray 2 god always n everytime.

Believe in God!
Pray 2 god always n everytime.

Pray

Pray

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Pray

I SAID PRAY!
NOT press-press!
Bandar ko mobile diya to aisa hi karega

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