Aaj mene 1jaan bachai. Vo aise bachai

Aaj mene 1jaan bachai. Vo aise bachai
Aaj mene 1jaan bachai.
Vo aise bachai
Fakir ko pucha.. 1000 ka note dun to kya karega?
wo Bola..
khushi se mar jaunga.
Mene kaha..
ja
nahi deta...!
  

May, 21 2010     155 chars (1 sms)     2818 views       Funny

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Arz kiya hai.......

Office may Kaam hote hain...
Galtiyo ka sama hota hai....
Aise mausam mein hi to PERFORMANCE jawan hota hai....
Dil ki khunnas BOSS jabaan se nahi kehte...
Ye fasana to appraisal mein bayan hota hai....
Tu Kutta


Tu Kutta


Tu Kutta


Phir Kehta Hoon

Tu Kutta


Ek Baar Phir KEhta Hoon



Tu Kutta


Rakh Le

Kion K Aaj Kal
Choriyaan Boha Ho Rahi Hain..... ;->
Lady 2 Another:
Tumhare Khyal Me Us Mard Ko Kia Saza Milni Chahiye Jo Kisi Aurat Se Shadi Ka Wada Kare Aur Phir Mukar Jaye....???


2nd Lady:Us Ki Shadi Zabardasti Ussi Aurat Se Kara Deni Chahiye..... ;->
Kuch Is Liye Bhi Doston Se Raabta Kam Rakhta Hun ...
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Jo Milta Hai Kheta Hai Yaar
Gold Leaf To
Pila... =P ;->
Ur Friendship Means So Much To Me . . .


That

If V Were Da Last People
On A Sinking Ship. . .


N V Have A Single Life Jacket
Den I Will . . .





















I Will Miss U Yaar . . .
Larkion Ki Adaein Aaj Tak Samaj Nai Ayi . . . .

" Kuch Kehdo Tu Muo Phula Leti Hain Aur Kuch Kardo Tu Peait Phula Leti Hain . . . . "
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
GIRLS ARE LIKE...

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked too, but if you press the wrong button you''ll be disconnected
My no. has changed.

So plz give me a confirmation call on my cell.

My new no. is 15.
agar mera naukar uthaye to use 2-4 galiya de dena...

kamina apne aap ko policewala bolta hai!
" A man asked sardar ji " Akal bhari ya bhari "
Sardar: " pehel date date of birth batao "
Sardar Apni Girl friend Ko I Love You Kehta hai or gir jata ha
I love you kehta ha orr phir girr jata ha. Girl :yeh Kia kar rahe ho ?
Sardar: Oye I''m falling in Love :) Haha
Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Lyf !
Widout U Lyf''s Lyk A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Luvly Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Nw Go Further
I''ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report ;->