Rangeen Ho Tum

Rangeen Ho Tum
Rangeen Ho Tum Rango Say Bhi Zaida Smart Ho Tum Sab Dosto Main Zaida Zaheen Ho Tum Muje Say Bhi Zaida Agar Aasa Tum Sochte Ho Tu Bewaqoof Ho Tum Had Say Bhi Zayda..!!
  

May, 25 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     2399 views       Funny

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2 pyaz , 3 lahsan , 5 gm jeera , 3 kali mirch , 2 spoon namak , 4 spoon oil , 1 cup water aur thoda hara dhania . Pata hai me kia bana rahe hun. . .Tumhe ullu
"PAppu" Arz kArtA hy..

TEri YAAd mE HuM itnA Kho gAyE..

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POTTY kArtAy kArtAy wAhiN Soo gAyE... ;->
Science teacher:agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambe time tak
kiss karo isse wo thik ho jayegi. Student:par sir use attack kaise dilaya jaye
Apko ek Cheez sikhatay hain!

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Sabar kaise karte hain :) :)

Koi Sui mangy
Hum Teer deingy

Koi Billi mangy
Hum sher deingy

Koi Lassi mangy
Hum Kheer deingy

Magar

koi CHEENI mangy to

Hum Cheer dein gy... ;->

Modeling offer for you

Apko karna ye hai k dopaty ki advrtisment
k lye PLAZA se kudna hai
or grne k baad khna hai:

Uff



Sar Phat Gya Mgr Dpata Nhi Phata.;->




USA School Interview 4 New Admission
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Tech:Who is ur Dad?
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His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!
143 means?
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what it means?
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It means
ONE HUNDRED AND FORTY THREE.
Tomorrow I will teach u 144.
A Wedding

Is Just Like

A Funeral

Except That

You Get To

Smell Your

Own Flowers ...
FANTASTIC ONE ...!!!
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Acha ! Ek Baat Tou Batao Plz Isko Mazak Mai Mat Taal Dena , Jawab Mazaq Ke Andaaz Mai Tou Ho Sakta Hai Yani Shugal Magar Gol Mol Jawab Nahi Chalye Ga Dekho Kuch
Baatain Zindagi Mai Bohat Imp Hoti Hain , Buhat Ziada Balkay Sav Se Ziada Kuch Aisi Imp Hai Yeh Baat Bhi Atleast For Me , Ager tumne Ghalat Bataya Ya Baat Ko Talnay ki
Try Ki Tu Acha Nahi Ho Ga .. Plz Sach Batao

TIME KIYA HUA HA :P
What Is The Height of Flirting:

Writing a love letter with a HEADING: To Whomsoever It May Concern...!
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Hakaya Makaya





Rumba Zumba





Timbak Tumbak





Gubba Jubba





Hiba Hu


Jinga Lala Hu...


Congratulation!
U R
Perfect Jungli ;)