Rangeen Ho Tum

Rangeen Ho Tum
Rangeen Ho Tum Rango Say Bhi Zaida Smart Ho Tum Sab Dosto Main Zaida Zaheen Ho Tum Muje Say Bhi Zaida Agar Aasa Tum Sochte Ho Tu Bewaqoof Ho Tum Had Say Bhi Zayda..!!
  

May, 25 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     2002 views       Funny

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boy to girl : koi esi baat kaho jis me khushi bhi ho or dukh bhi...

girl: I LOVE U bhaai :D
Will,Marry,I &U r going 4 a party.
Wads d best & worst arrangement u can make.
Did u get
Best: Wil, U, Marry, Me
Worst: I, Will , Marry , U
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Fuzool Sms Bhi Badey Gaur Se Parhte Hyn ... ;->

Andhi Chlay To Sab Se Pehlay Kya Hota Hai?


Ankhain Band H0ti Hain.


Na


Darwazay Bajtay Hain,


Na.



LOG Munh Per R0mal Rakhtay Hyn


Na. . .



Comm0n Sense
Yaar



"LIGHT JATI HAI"


Happy Aandhi Night
Aesa Dost Kahan pe milta hai,






Din Raat jo apko yaad karta hai,







Apka Reply aye ya na aye,



Lekin...







Wo Roz SMS ki Barsat karta hai... ;->
Main ne kaha k pyar mein kuch
b kr sakta hn,
Us ny muskra k kaha hmara is dfa
bijli ka bil tum dna,
<(‘,’)
O MAIN TO AYNWI AYNWI
AYNWI AYNWI LUT GYA.
Memon Beemar Hua To Check Up K Liye Gaya.

Dr: Drip Lagani Paregi

Memon Adhi Drip Laga Kar Acha Hogaya Aur Bola:
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"Baaki Parcel Kardo"
Alwayz Love Wife
No Life Without Wife
Wife Se Pyar Kro
Waife K Saath Wafdar
Aur Imaandar Rao
Ye Mat Socho
























"Wife Kis Ki Hy" ... ;->
Arz Kia Hai..
Dil Ko Dil Se Rah Hoti Hai..


Wahh..


Uufff..
Ye Kiya Keh Dia Meine..


DilKo DilSe Rah Hoti Hei..


Gooli Maaro To Thaäa Hoti Hai....!!
gADHA B JO NA KHAE WO
GHAS HO tUM.

Stupid, idiot bakwas ho
Tun.

52 jokers wali tash ho
Tum.

Insan 3rd class ho tum.


Per jo b ho yar dost bohat khaas ho tum..;->
The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.
There Is One Thing That

Both Drunks And Geographers Agree Upon ...


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The Earth Spins Round And Round .... ;->