Rangeen Ho Tum

Rangeen Ho Tum
Rangeen Ho Tum Rango Say Bhi Zaida Smart Ho Tum Sab Dosto Main Zaida Zaheen Ho Tum Muje Say Bhi Zaida Agar Aasa Tum Sochte Ho Tu Bewaqoof Ho Tum Had Say Bhi Zayda..!!
  

May, 25 2010     166 chars (2 sms)     2204 views       Funny

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Q) If Draupati will be reborn in 21st Century, who will she marry?
a) Amitabh Bacchan b) Amrish Puri
c) Amir Khan d) Govinda
A) AMIR KHAN kyunki woh paanch ke barabar hai (coca cola)
@ HI Meri Jaan



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Nikal Rahi hY sARDI se!


A sardar went to Pizza Hut.
There he ordered a Pizza.

The Waiter asked him:
Sir shell I cut it into 4 pieces or 8 pieces.

Sardar replied:
O 4 hi le aa yaar,
8 to nahin khaye jayein gay
Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..
Hum Tumhaien chahtay hain aesay..
zero balance wala koi.........
balance chahta ho jaisay
''THE JANAZA OF MAHBOOB NIKLA
FROM THE GALI OF MAHBOOBA
WITH LOTS OF ZOOR O SHOR

THE MAHBOOBA JANKI FROM THE DOOR
AND SPEAKI,"MAR GAYA HARAMKHOR"
Ek Larki Kisi K Saath
Bhaag Gai


Ek Larki Ko Kuch
Ghunday Utha Kr Le
Gaye


Ek Larki Apne
Shohar Se Larne
K Baad Apne Ghar
Aa Gai


Ek Larki Apni Saas k
Haatho''n Zulm Ka
Nishana Bani



El Larki Chhat Se Giri
Aur Usay Kafi Chotai''n Aai



















EXPRESS NEWS

Har LARKI Per Nazar ... ;->
Sardar 2 Srdarni: Janu Coka-CoLa Peeney k Baad Kch Krny Ko Dil Chah Rha hy?

Srdarni: (Sharmaty Huey) Kro Jee...!


Srdar: BrrrRrrrRrrrR ;->
Vegetable msg...

MOOLI gajar ka noor tujh pr brsy

Teri chahat ko Aaloo timater trsy.

Teri zindagi me ayen itny kaddoo.

k tu Chotay tinday khany ko tarsy.
Jb akelapan mehsus ho

Jab har janib khamoshi ho

Jab tanhai ka ehsas barh jaye

Jb taangen thak jaen

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Samj lena
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apko TOILET mei bethy kafi der ho gayi hy ;->
Do you know why crow is called crow and sparrow is called sparrow ??





THE story behind the fact......




Two birds went to the theatre.



One bird got C row and the other bird did not get a seat,


So they had to give it a spare row.



Hence the bird in C row was called crow and the other sparrow.




Pass this to all your friends and let them develop their general knowledge.... ;->
Doctor pricription 4 u,

a cute little smile 4 breakfast

more laugh 4 lunch,

&lots of happiness 4 dinner,

doctor fee??

1 sms whenever U R free & in happy mood.
Sirf 2 log muqadar walay hotay hain
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1-woh jinhay sacha pyar milta hai
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"AUR"
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2-wo jinka Tarbooz Laal nikalta ha