1 hai Billu 1

1 hai Billu 1
1 hai Billu 1 hai Gullu 1 hai Ullu Billu six class main parh raha hai, Gullu seven class main parh raha hai, ore ore Ullu sms parh raha hai hehehehe......
  

May, 25 2010     154 chars (1 sms)     2912 views       Funny

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Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .


Mom Tumhari Submit. . .

Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .

Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"


Meri jhukki nazroon ko meri nafrat na samajh Faraz



Agar mujhe Khuda ka darr na hota to me bhi Imran Hashmi hota....
Why dont nails bleed when we cut them???
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Think !
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Na-Khoon!! :)
If Any Fat Girl Cross U...

But Come Back 2 U At Listening Of Ur Whistle. . .


Th¡S Situation Iz Ca|LD. . . .

"GOLMAAL
RETURN"
in HOSPITAL
aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
dil wajan marda
aaa ja bijliay wasta e bimar da


aaa ja tainon akhian udeek dian
Biscuit walay ka love letter..

Dear MARIE!
2day is GOODDAY.
U have Krack''jacked my little heart.
Now im in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play Hide n Seek..
Tumhara TigeR... ;->
Nokrani:
Malkin aap udaas kyun ho?

Malkin:
Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi larki se pyar karte hen.

Nokrani: Nahiiiiii.... Sahab mujhe dhoka nahi de saktay.
Computer K Is Daur Me Bandaro''n Ne bohat Taraqi Ker Li Hai. . . . .


Abhi Dekhna Ek Nirala Bandar Apne Haath Main Mobile Pakar Ker



Kitne Mast Andaz Se Sms Parhe Ga . . . ;->

Forward dis msg 2 ur frndZ n get cool,
funny and amazing replies.
But reply me first.













































Kia haal hai? =P ;)
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. . . ;->
Usualy i only snd msg to 3 peopl who r either: vry cute vry swe8 or vry special Bt in ur case i m making an exeption

U r 3 in 1:-)
Lawyer to sardar:geeta pe hath rakho
Sardar:Kamal hai, Seeta pe hath rakha
to baat court tak pohanch gaye,
ab bol raha he geeta pe hath rakho:p