Behind Every

Behind Every
Behind Every
Successful Man
There Is A WOMAN...
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So, Dont Try N Waste Time

To Gain SUCCESS

Just Find A WOMAN..
  

May, 17 2010     143 chars (1 sms)     2243 views       Funny

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Yr 3.Sunte ho?
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Sorrow..
Pain..
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Go To Butcher Shop ... ;->
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Astronomers say
“The universe is Finite…”
Which is a comforting
Thought
For those people ,
Who cannot remember
Where they leave Things
Hundred word does not
give pain...






But





A ture friend''s silence
makes more tears in
heart...





So always keep in touch
my FriEND.


1 Memon se marny k Baad farishty ne Pucha:

''''koi naiki ki thi Duniya mein?
Memon: "haan aik faqeer ko 1 Rupiya dia tha, 1 Masjid mein 1 lota Rakhwaya tha, 1 Hospital ko 5 Rupay diye thay, farishtay ne kaha,
Ye lay apne 6 Rupay, Lota Pakarr aur Dozakh mein chal Shabash.