Larka Larki Went On A Date,

Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,

Baap: Kaha Ho?

Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu

Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->

May, 13 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 3883 views Funny

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Afghanistan Main Kisi Bhi

Afghanistan Main Kisi Bhi
Khushi K Mauqey Pr Tali Nahi Bajai Jati

Waja

Socho

Soocho

Nahi Pata

Aray

Wahan

TALI-BAN Hyn … ;->

Teacher

Teacher : Mein chahti hun ki tum jeewan me teji se aage badho..
Raaste ki rukavaton ko kuchal do...

Student : Toh saaf kahiye na ki aap humein blue line bus ka driver banana
chahti ho..

bus he,

''Samandar bhar syllabus he,

Nadi bhar parh pate he,

Balti bhar yaad hota hai,

Mug bhar likh pate he,

Chullu bhar number ate he,

Aao doob k mar jate he.! :$''

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AIK BAAT BATAO

PEHLEY APNA MOU DHOKAR AA PHR TAKE 3 LEY

Teacher asks students.

Teacher asks students..if a bird is sitting on a branch of a tree than wat is my age..

A student replies: its 48.

The teacher says thats true...how did u know it??

Student replies: my brother is 24 and he is half mad . . . ;->

Titanic was sinking.

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!

If A Man Smiles All The Time ...

If A Man Smiles All The Time ...

He Is Probably Selling

Something

That Doesn''t Work ... ;->

A sardar asked

A sardar asked his frend,"kya tumharay underwear mein suraakh hain?"Frend replied "No"Sardar said,"tou phir taangain kahan sey daalta hai saalay..."

Height Of DramayBazi

Height Of DramayBazi

Hi I have Good News & Bad News Both 4 u-The bad news is that there is no Good news..& the Good news is There is no Bad News....!

ylnO latneM stneitaP evaH

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Marriage is a three ring

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

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Next year Pakistan will export electricity!! :-D

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Larka Larki Went On A Date,

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