Larka Larki Went On A Date,

Larka Larki Went On A Date,
Baap Ki Cal Aayi,

Baap: Kaha Ho?

Beta: Practical Kar Raha Hu

Baap: Dehan Se Practical Krna Kahin Exam Se Phle Result Na A Jae ;->

May, 13 2010 171 chars (2 sms) 4907 views Funny

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Wat did an IT engineer

Wat did an IT engineer scream while falling from the 10th floor.?

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guess..!

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HE SCREAMED- F1 F1 F1 F1 F1...

Arre bhai badal gaya hai zamana

Arre bhai badal gaya hai zamana
Nahi nahaye to kya sharmana
Ab to hai aap ke paas readymade bahana
DO BUCKET PANI AB ROZANA HAI BACHANA

Once "Chhakka"

Once "Chhakka"

Goes To A

"Raymonds Showroom"

Guess Y?

2 Become A COMPLETE MAN

Fone Number

1 Paagal Aadmi Ne Doosre Paagal Aadmi Ko Fone Karke Kya Poocha . ..??

Socho Socho . . .

"Abe . .Tera Fone Number Kya Hai..??

Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Wife: What is so interesting in me?

Husband: I dont know the meaning of interesting!!!

pathan: me ne

pathan: me ne khat likha tha k meri shadi per ana.
tum q nahi aye.

2nd pathan: mujhe khat mila he nahi
1st pathan: me ne likha tha

k khat mily ya na mily tum zaror ana.:-)

"LOVE"

"LOVE"
In France is a Comedy,
In England a Trgedy
In Italy
a Wonder,
In Germany
a Drama,
But
In Pakistan
National game
Hai sub khelo...

Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???

Agar kisi ki maa ke paas bohot daulat hai to use kya kahoge???

Socho....

maa badaulat!

Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai...

Badalo ke sath jab hawa chalti hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Aasman mein jab badal garajte hai...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
Barsaat jab shuru hoti hai ...
To mujhe tumhari yaad aati hai.
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Abey mera chata vapas kar.

The boss came

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"

The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge." . . . ;->

pathan ke BV!!

Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
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Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
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Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta

hight of hasrut w

Hight Of Hasrut

Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran....

"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"

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