Its not an achievement 2 make 100 FRiENDS in a Year, but an achievement is 2 make a FRiEND for 100 Years, ''N'' I know I''ve made ONE, that''s . . . YOU !!
Doctor implanted a new ear to a man. Man: you idiot you gave me a woman's ear. Doctor: it makes no difference. Man: it does, Now i hear everything but understand nothing.
Pathan: hum ko shadi per Susral se BMW mila hy Friend: Lekin mene to tumhare ghar koi car nahi dekhi Pathan: Oye! BMW ka matlab hai.. “Bohat Mota Wife”
Sardar said to doctor:Pore jism main
kahin bhi ungli lagao to bohat dard hota hai,
Doctor suggested full body Xray
when he checked, Xray found fracture in “Ungli”
Ek pehalwan ne ek mehfil me sirf 1 limu se pura 1 glas bhar k juice nikal kr sb ko heran krdia & challang kia k asa koi or kr k dikhae
Sb ne haar man li phr ek kamzor se admi ne nichory hue limu se 1 glass juice nikal kr pehalwan ko b herat me dal dia
Pehlwan: ap b kia pehalwan ho?
Admi: mai memon hun ;->
Zindagi mein agar khuch karna ho to hamesha apnay dimagh ki suno Agar dimagh se koi jawab na aae to Dil ki sunno ............. Waha say bhi jawab na aae to .... Ankhain band kar ke . socho . . ke . . ya ALLAH kahin me PaTHAN to nahi ?