Kabhi kabhi meri ankho main Saya lagta hai ..

Kabhi kabhi meri ankho main Saya lagta hai ..
Kabhi kabhi meri ankho
main Saya lagta hai ..

Jo apna hia woh
praya lagta hai

tum se milney ki
Tmana tu bhot hai

Lekin

Anay janey main karyaa
bohat lagta hai........
  

May, 20 2010     182 chars (2 sms)     2571 views       Funny

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Once bread and butter were travelling by plane... plane crash hua...
bread marr gayaa.. lekin butter nahin maraa... kyon ???









Because woh Butter FLY thaa..

Bachpan mei ki muhabbat . . .

Jawani mei howe barbad . . .

WAH WAH . . .

Ticket thi FAISALABAD ki or pohanch gaye HYDERABAD . . . ;->
pata hai GABBAR ne thakur ke haath kyo kaate the?
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kyo?
socho?
socho?
kyonki?
kyonki thakur GABBAR ko SMS nahi karta tha!!!
AB TERA KYA HOGA RE KALIYA.......
Hello
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What Are You Doing ??
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Thinking About Me
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How Sweet . . . !!!
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I''m Also Doing The Same
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Thinking About Me . . . ;->
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE:-


C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally......


Thats why boys go to college
Why Did Lady Throw Out Her Mother-In-Law?
Because
Baba Ramdev (Yoga walay) Said
“Apni Saans Ko Bahar Nikalo..!!”
Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD





Off course GIRLS Are The First . . . ! ! !






But The Fact Is That




Both Are BEAUTIFULL . . . ;->
Hum "MOHABBAT" wale,
Ap husn wale

Hum "DIL" wale,
Ap dolat wale

Hum "SMS" krne wale
OR Ap sirf
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Free me parh k "MUSKURANEY" waley...!!

Are You Fluent In English .?

Read It Fast . . .

Upper Roller Lower Roller
Roller Lower Roller Upper. .=P;->
Attention

It''s Very Important Msg


Allah Ka Shukar Srilankn Team Par Karachi Me
Hamla Nahai Hoa Warna
Dabal Sawari Par Qayamat
Tak Pabandi Lag Jati... ;->
School main ek Bacha Chaakoo liye ghoom raha tha.

Sir ne poocha: Chaakoo liye kyun ghoom rahe ho?

Bacha: GAREEB KA BACHA HUN SIR PISTOL kahan se laun !!!!!


Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,

I was the 10 in line!