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''No Balance Pls Call Me Urgent Plz Plz
''No Balance Pls Call Me Urgent
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Or Dekho Kitny Bywkoof Isy Pura Nai Parhty
  

May, 24 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     2185 views       Funny

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BRUCE LEE Was A Great Man..

But After His Sister Gave Birth To A Baby He Became An Ordinary Man

Why?
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Coz He Became MAMU LEE.
Why do men like love at first sight


Because he knows its all over as soon as she opens her mouth
Police ne larka aur lrki ko motar cycle pe jatay rok kr pocha

Kya lagti hai yeh tmhari?

Lrka:Wesay to kuch nhi lagti,
Break lgaon to thori thori sath lgti Hai..
Sitaron se aagay jahan aur bhi hain..
Parosan ki do Larkian aur bhi hain,..
Tu Nadan aik Biwi pe tik gaya hai..
Shariyat main 3 Biwiyan aur bhi hain.


Newton''s law of load shedding:

"The rate of load shedding is
directly propotional to the
temperature of atmosphere,

provided that the role of

WAPDA remains constant".
''JO AALA ZARF HOTE HAIN HAMESHA JHUK KE MILTE HAIN, SURAHI SAR NIGO HO KER BHARA KERTI HE PEMANA.''
He was a good man. He never smoked, drank & had no affair. When he died, the insurance company refused the claim. They said, he who never lived, cannot die!
1 memon mutthi me ropiya lie jaraha tha

Thori der bad mutthi kholi hatheli
pe pasina dekh kr memon bola

Na ro mere rupay me

tujhe hergiz kharch nhi kroga.. ;->
train se yaad aya...










train se yaad aya...







[remembered from train...]









train se yaad aya...








o kiya kiya, kya kiya, kya kiya re sanam.....;->
Napolean says " The Word " Impossible" is not in my dictionary "
Santa singh " Tay Vekh kay leni se na dictionary.
God has Four gifts for u:

A Key for every Problem,

a Light for every Shadow,

a Plan for every Tomorrow

& a Joy for every Sorrow.

Enjoy GOD''s gift.
son was filling application form.

There was a question about mother tongue.


Son! Mai ithay ki likhaan?

Man! likh day putar, VERY LONG.