Arz, kiya hai ......!

Arz, kiya hai ......!
Zara dekh kar kholiye ga daraaz,

Zara dekh kar kholiye ga daraaz,

kaheen us main say bhi na nikal aye"FARAZ"

May, 25 2010 137 chars (1 sms) 2294 views Funny

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Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha:

Girlz college mai teacher ne kaha:
"Agar aap koi lafz 3 baar dohraenge tu woh aapka hojaye ga,,,,,"

Saari larkian kehne lagi...
"hAmY"
"hAmY"
"hAmY"

Silly Gurlz... ;->

How Wud u Differentiate

How Wud u Differentiate

Between

Murgha & Murghi

Nahi Pata . . . ? ? ?

Simple Hai

Throw A Stone. . .

Agar Bhaga Tou Murgha

Aur

Agar Bhaagi Tou Murghi . . . ;->

dinner should be light

Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?

Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)

There Are Two Types

There Are Two Types
Of Women

1 - Without Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Boyfriend Thinks So)

2 - With Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Husband Thinks So ) ;->

Quaidabad, . Malir, . Kalaboard,

Quaidabad,
.
Malir,
.
Kalaboard,
.
Airport,
.
Colony gate,
.
Natha khan ,

aur

aur

aur
aghar time milay tou kal baqi ilaqoo k bhi gatter saff kar dena ... ;->

Aik Admi Ne Apnay

Aik Admi Ne Apnay Dost Doctor Se Pocha.

''Tum Jis Mareez Ko Bhi Dekhtay Ho
Sub Se Pehlay Ye Hi Pochtay Ho
Ke Raat Ko Tumne Kia Khaya Tha ,
Is Ke Kia Waja Hai?''

Doctor Ne Muskura Ker Jawab Dia,
''Is Say Mareez Ki Mali Hasiat Kay
Baray Ka Pata Chalta Hai.

Clerk ne oFFice fone

Clerk ne oFFice fone karke boss se kaha: Sir mai 1 Week tak oFFice nahi aaonga, Meri Bewi taang torr bethi hai..
Boss: (Gusse me) Magar 1 Week tak TUM kiOn nahi aaogEy.?
Clerk: Actualy Sir aAp samjhe nahi, meri Bewi ne jo taang torri hai,
"WOH MERI HAI"

ek sardar apni unpar

Ek sardar apni unparh maa se
"Maa mein sunday ko pakistan aa raha hon"
Maa:
wa potar looki jahaz te aande ne
.
.
tu sunday te awain ga.

Mod... Obedient...

Mod...
Obedient...
Neat...
Kind...
Elegant...
Young...

Hey! thats me.
Don"t be sad, even ur name is there,

Read the 1st letter of Every Word...

Teacher:

Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai.
Isko PUNJABI me translate karo.
student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHABHI KHADI HAI

Shahrukh Khan kaunsa

Shahrukh Khan kaunsa Chemical hai ???

Ok.. the answer is Sodium...

Bhool gaye...

He said Main Hoon NA...
NA is the chemical symbol for Sodium....

under the black cloth

Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn

Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!

Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na

Matlab

Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)

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Arz, kiya hai ......!

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