Arz, kiya hai ......!

Arz, kiya hai ......!
Arz, kiya hai ......!
Zara dekh kar kholiye ga daraaz,

Zara dekh kar kholiye ga daraaz,

kaheen us main say bhi na nikal aye"FARAZ"
  

May, 25 2010     137 chars (1 sms)     3023 views       Funny

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How Do You Know
When A Woman
Is About To Say
Something Smart ... ???

















She Starts Her Sentence
With




"A Man Once Told Me..."
;->
Smile is the sec0nd best thing U can d0 with yr lips...

Of c0urse U kn0w the first 0ne :)

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?

Its keeping ur m0uth shut !! :D
Muqadar mein "raat" ki neend nahi to kya howa "JAn|x"

Hum b muqadar ko choona laga kr din ko so jate hain...! ;->
Ye awaaz pehchano,


Dhee choo


Dhee choo


Dhee choo


Dhee choo


Dhee choo


Dhee choo


Dhee choo

Maine awaz pehchanne ko kaha hai nikalne k liye nahi...!


Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.

Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen.

Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len.


Dhanyawad!
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
"Tip Of Da Day"

3muuli Waly Parathy
2gobi Waly Parathy
1plate Mash Ki Dal
OR
1boul Ubly Channy Ek Sath Khain

Or




Chalta Phirta CNG STATION BAN JAIN
Jab Tum Hum Se Khafa Ho Jao Ge . . .








Jab Tum Hum Se Rooth Jao Ge . . .









Jab Tum Humai''n Bhool Jao Ge . . .






Tabb






Aisa









Thappar Pare Ga Na K Sab Yaad Aa Jaye Ga . . . ;->
Aankhon main SHARAFAT,
Chal main NAZAKAT,
Dil main SACHAI,
Phir kyon na boley her LARKI aapko BHAI.

S t r a n g e

Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just

How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->
What Will Bunty Say To Bubly If He Sees Him After A Long Time????

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Hieeeeeeee !!!
DOOB MARO Nikammo

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Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi Phansa Li Hai.

Or Tumse

Abhi Tak

Muhallay Ki Set Nahi Ho Rahi. :-)