pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le

1 Pathan ki chappal kisi ne chura le,

wo sedha qabristan pohancha aur wahan baith kar kehne laga:

Chor ko kaha dhonda jaye 1 na 1 din to yahan aye ga na.

May, 05 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 2655 views Funny

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Winter is going 2 start...

Winter is going 2 start...
If u want to protect yourself from cold..
Just..

Go to hell..

Suna hy wahan garmi hoti hy
Sardiyan mast guzren gi..

Mamon... ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS

mothers hold their

Mothers hold their

children''s hands

for a short while,

but their hearts forever.

i hide my tears

i hide my tears when i say your name but the pain in my heart is stil the same.though i smile and seem carefree theres no1 who misses u more than me!!

Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Kartay

Agar Pakistan Mobile Ejaad Kartay to Us Main Ye Templates Hotay:

1.Kaminay Jaldi Call Kr.

2.Ghar Kb Ayega Tu?

3.Gutka Leta Hua Aiyo

4.Date Pr Hn

5.Wahin Dekh. ;-)

Wonderful couples in this world

Wonderful couples in this world

Heart & beats

Night & moon

Roses & love

Fish & water

My SmS & ur smile

smile is a curve tha

Smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes
wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days
2 come
happy Birthday .......

paheli of the day

PAHELI Of THE DAY.

Insan khait mein POTTY karte waqt pehlay susu kdun karta hai.?
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Ta kay PADD martay waqt mitti na urray.

There Is One Thing That

There Is One Thing That

Both Drunks And Geographers Agree Upon ...

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The Earth Spins Round And Round .... ;->

A Sardar saw

A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”

A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

A Wife Hit Her Husband Wid Frying Pan

Husband: Wht''s Dat 4 ?

Wife: I Found A Paper In Ur Pocket, Wid d Name "Jenny" On It

Hsband: I Playd RACE Last Week n "Jenny" Was d Name Of My ''Horse''

Wife: Sory !

Next Day Wife Hit Him Agn

Hsband: Wht''s Dat 4?

Wife: Ur ''Horse'' On d Phone An Hour Ago ... ;->

''aapke haath mein mobile hai,

''aapke haath mein mobile hai,
chehre pe khubsurat si smile hai,
sms ki ek chhoti si file hai,
phir bhi SMS nahi karte,
yaar, yeh kaun sa stupid style hai.......''

''News: 3 Chimps

''News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message.''

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