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Papu k abu ka printing press hai.
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Papu k abu ka printing press hai.
Papu k abu ka printing press hai.
Papu k abu ka printing press hai.
pehly jub bijli hova kerti thi to papu ko pora din press pay kam
kerna perta tha mager jub say ap ki hokamat ai hai tab say na bijli
hoti hai na mujhy kaam kerna perta hai..
Pora din moj masti main guzerta hai..
Ferq to paraa hai . . !
Jeo Musharaf . . . ;->
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Interviewer: Can
Interviewer: Can u spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Interviewee: P-O-S-T-B-O-X....
Ye awaaz pehchano,
Ye awaaz pehchano,
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Dhee choo
Maine awaz pehchanne ko kaha hai nikalne k liye nahi...!
ipl ne to 11 pakistani reject kiay they faraz
IPL ne to 11 pakistani reject kiay they faraz !
sania ne to pura india reject kar dia
hahahahahahahahah:-D *GEO SHOAIB MALIK*
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina
Arz kia Hai!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.
wah wah!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.
Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy,
MADE IN CHINA . Hahahahahahahaha
Dad: If u paas in the Exam I will give u 1 Cycle.
Dad: If u paas in the Exam I will give u 1 Cycle.
Son: If I fail?
Dad: I will give u 10 Cycles.
Son: Why?
Dad: Fir Tu dukan pa laein.
Professor
Professor: I Dont Mind When Students Look At Their Watch During Lectures . . .
But
It Gets On Nerves. When They Remove Their Watch, Shake It To See If
It''s Working ;->
Kajra Re"
Kajra Re"
If Amitabh Bchan Make Grand Father
Then Wht He Wud Say 2 His Nephew?
?
"Rishtay Me To Hm Tumharay Baap Ha¡N,Naam Hai Hamara Shanshah"
Some say you are ugly.
Some say you are ugly.
Some say you are jungly.
Some say you are pugly.
But
I say you are lovely.
Wh8''s the difference
Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?
A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->
Sugar ka mareez
Ek kanjoos Pathan ne mithayi ki dukaan kholi aur mulazim k liye akhbaar mein ishtihaar diya.
"EK MULAZIM KI ZARURAT HAI
Par
.
.
.
.
Sirf SUGAR k marez raabta karen"
(Shortest Joke)
(Shortest Joke)
Fan: Happy Birthday
Meera: Same To You :-D
A sardar was passing thru a jungle.
A sardar was passing thru a jungle.
A churail stops him and says: Hoo hoo ha ha ha,
main churail hoon.
Sardar: Jaanta hoon, teri ek behan mere ghar bhi hai:-)
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