TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU

TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU
GHU SE YAD AAYA ABAY KAISA HAI TU
JAB BETHY BETHY NIKAL JATI HAI POON
POON SE PHIR YAAD AAYA ABAY KAISA HAI TU

May, 19 2010 145 chars (1 sms) 4221 views Funny

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i shall never die b4 my death

pathan ne Language centre me Admision lia
Or agle din us se kaha gya k koi
Acha sa English sentence sunao
Pathan:josh me bola!
I shall never die B4 my death ;->

Wife: "1 More Word

Wife: "1 More Word Frm U And Im Going Back To My Mothers Place."
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Husband : Taxi

Ullu ke pathey

Ullu ke pathey

Kutey k bachey

Gadhey ki aulaad

Saanp ke sapolay

Bhains ke bachray

Bakre ke maimney

Sab kitne chote chote aur cute hote he na

Teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao.

Teacher: Water Ka Formula Batao.
Studnt:
H2 Mgcl Nacl HNO3O.
Teacher: Yeh Kia Hai.
Student: Sir Ye Karachi Ka Pani Hai.. :-D

JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.

JADEED TALEMI MOHAVRAY.

1.Science say gira Arts may atka

2.Fail hotay ko Practicals ka sahara

3.Degree lanay bahir bhaag

4.3rd division pas ghar ka na ghat ka

5.Dost wo jo Imtehan may kaam ayay

6.Jati supply phir hath nahi ati

7.Qadar kho deta hY roz college ana jana

8.Likhna na jany Qalam mera

''You are equal to sixty james bond!

''You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420''

im so proud of myself

I''m so proud of
.... M Y S E L F ....

I finished a
Jigsaw Puzzle
In 6 months

And

The box said
2 - 4 years ... =P =D

Warning . . . ! ! !

Warning . . . ! ! !

It''s A VIRUS

When U Turn Turn Your PHONE Off

It Won''t Work . . . ;->

mary to abi shaadi

Pathan office se ghar aa raha tha k Rasty me
kisi ne bataya k
Tumhari biwi kisi ki shadi me dance kar rahi hy.

Pathan ghar aya or darwaze pe danda le k khara ho gya
8 bajy, 10 baje, 11 bajy 12 baje
rat k 3 baj gaye
lekin Biwi nahi aai

4 bajay pathan ko yaad aaya k
mary to abi shaadi hi nahi hui.

a girl asks her mom

A girl asks her mom: I want some fresh air, can I go for a Walk?

Mom: Alright, but ask your fresh air to drop you home by 10 P.M. =P ;->

WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY

WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY

JB

LOG HUMAY

KISSSSSSSSSSS

KIA KAR TAY THAY MAGAR KISMAT KHARAB THI US WAQT HUM SIRF DO SAAL KY HOA KARTY THAY

ye watan humara hai

Ye Watan Humara Hai...

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-)

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