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TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU
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TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU
TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU
TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU
GHU SE YAD AAYA ABAY KAISA HAI TU
JAB BETHY BETHY NIKAL JATI HAI POON
POON SE PHIR YAAD AAYA ABAY KAISA HAI TU
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Thak Har K Banda Bolta Hey K Kya Baj Kr ???
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The Horse ....
You Witch''s Child ... ???
Can''t Understand ... !!!
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Tenu Ghori Kinney
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Who Let The Dog Out . . . ? ? ?
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Think Hard . . .
Quite Easy . . .
Aray Idiot
Bitches Aur Kaun . . . ;->
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Judge:Why Did U Shoot Ur Wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover ???
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Mein tumko Chand
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Magar ?
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uss kambakhat me Bhi "Dimaag" hai
American: Oh God!
American: Oh God! give me room full of Gold.
Russian: oh God! give me room full of Diamonds.
Pakistani: Oh God! give me keys of both d rooms... ;->
Ustad Shagird Batao
Ustad Shagird Batao Chai(TEA) Nuqsun Dah Hai Ye Faida Mand ?
Shagird Nay Jawab Dia Agar Koi Piladay To Faidamand
Agar Pilani Par Jai To Nuqsun Dah Hay ;-);-)
A man drinking
A man drinking heavily in bar gets up n farts loudly. Man next 2
him: Excuse me, but u just farted before my wife.
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Yamraj ne BHUKAMP bheja
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driver k saath bhaag gai
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Logo''n Ne Poocha
Khan Saab Ab Kia Kro Ge ?
Pathan Bola
Kerna Kia Hy, Ab Gaadi
Khud Chalao''n Ga ... =P ;)
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Najane log q darte hain,
Kuch log to SMS b nahi kerte hain,
Aur kuch aise b hain Ap jaise is duniya mai,
Jo balance b miss call mar k check karte hain . . . ;->
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Mere Sapno Ki Rani Kab Aaegi Tu,
Aae Rut Mastani Kab Aaegi Tu,
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Abt Electricity!
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