TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU

TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU
TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU
GHU SE YAD AAYA ABAY KAISA HAI TU
JAB BETHY BETHY NIKAL JATI HAI POON
POON SE PHIR YAAD AAYA ABAY KAISA HAI TU
  

May, 19 2010     145 chars (1 sms)     3581 views       Funny

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''CONGRATS" U have been awarded an M.B.A degree
For not Smsing me.
MBA means ''Member of Bhikari Association''
Kindly forward it 2 all M.B.A''s.''
Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!! Gham na karna Aansu bhi na bahana Bus seedhay oper chale aana.Party karenge
Aishwariya Roy Is Being Hospitalized b''coz sucide attempt.
Watch T.v
REASON: He Proposed me n i said " NO "

Sily Girl Crazy Abt me .
Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
Santa-jab meri nayi nayi shadi hui thi

mujhe biwi itni pyari lagti thi man karta tha khaa jaun.

Banta-aur ab?

Santa-khaa hi jata to acCha h0ta.
What is common between
Zindagi ka Safar & women?















Koi samjha nahi koi jaana nahi.. :-D
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?




Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)


Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
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"IDIOTS" ;->
Breaking News: Nawab Akbar Bugti is alive.

He escaped from the back side of cave on his Honda CD70 and was shouting

"MAIN TE HONDA EE LAYSAAN"!
Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!


Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->
aap kahin bohat zarori kaam say ja rahay hain lakin achanak apk rastay main aik kali billi aa jay tu iska kia matlab hai?
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sochain ahi aur sochain
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aray bhaee osay bhi koee zaroori kaam hoga isliay tu kahin ja rahi hai :)