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TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU
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TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU
TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU
TOILET K PANI MAI TERTA HUA GHU
GHU SE YAD AAYA ABAY KAISA HAI TU
JAB BETHY BETHY NIKAL JATI HAI POON
POON SE PHIR YAAD AAYA ABAY KAISA HAI TU
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May, 19 2010
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A Fool Can Ask
A Fool Can Ask More Questions Than A Wise Man Can Answer. . .
So
There Is No Wonder That We Are Speechless During The VIVA In Practicals. . . ;->
:#: A friend
:#: A friend
ll is like
( o ) a
( ? ) Guitaar
So
So
So
So
So
uski.
BAJATAY RAHO..;-)
PathAn KA Interview
PathAn KA Interview Ho RAhA ThA: BatAo " N W F P" Ka KyA MatLAb Hai??
PathAn BoLA
.
NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN . . .
Aap ka roz subha ko
Aap ka roz subha ko
Hamare ghar aana
Kabhi ghanti bajana
Kabhi darwaza khat khatana
Kabhi pyar se bolna
kabhi ghusey se chillana k
"Ghar Walo"
"Kachra Dey Do" ;->
Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka
Kiya Nazara Tha Hamaray Match Ka
Ek Hamary 11 Players Khassi
Aur
Unka Ek
"Mike Hussey" :-)
''Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe milti
''Dill torne walon ko saza Q nhe milti
Hr ksiko pyar krne ki dua Q nhe milti
Log kehte hain ishq to ek bimari hai
To phr MEDICAL STORE pr iski Dawa Q nhe milti.?''
beautiful girl :
beautiful girl : is dress ki kia price hai?
shop keeper : only 5 kisses
beautiful girl : us dress ki?
shop keeper : only 10 kisses
beautiful girl : donno dress pack ker do bill dadi dain gi
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
Teacher : Correct the sentence,
“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
Larka Bus Stop Par
Larka Bus Stop Par Larki Ko Dekh Ker Bola :
Tu Tou Meri Jaan Hy
Tu Mera Emaan Hy
Larki Ne Apni Sandel Utari
Tou Larka Bola :
Main Bhi Pakistan Hoon Tuu Bhi Pakistan Hy ... ;->
I H a v e B e e n
I
H a v e
B e e n
W R O N G
A l w a y z
T h a t '' s
W h e n
I
T h i n k
I
A m
W R O N G .... ;->
Happy Moments -Don''t forget me,
Happy Moments -Don''t forget
me,
Difficult Moments-
Trust Me
Quiet Moments-
Call Me,
painful Moments-
Tell me.
Free Moments-
SMS Me ...;->
SAYING:
SAYING:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Makes a man healthy wealthy n wise.
CURRENT:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Your girlfriend will go with other guys.
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