3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne jurm

Jail mei 3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne
jurm k bare mei bta rahe thy?

1st Qaidi: Mujy 2 sal ki saza hoi Q k mei ne chori ki thi.
2nd Qaidi: Mujy 3 saal ki Saza hOI Q K Mainay Bank Lota Tha,

3rd Qaidi:Mujhay 14 Saal kI Qaid Hui Q K
Mainay Sirf Aik Sms Kia Tha... =P ;->

May, 13 2010 281 chars (2 sms) 2424 views Funny

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Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain?

Dil ke operation ko BYPASS kyon kehte hain?

Kyon ki agar operation theek ho gaya toh..
PASS varna Hamesha ke liye BYE. . . ;->

True bravery is to arrive home

True bravery is to arrive home …
fully drunk..
a late night out..

and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask

“hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”

there are two types

There Are Two Types
Of Women

1 - Without Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Boyfriend Thinks So)

2 - With Whom You
Can''t Live (Every
Husband Thinks So ) ;->

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

Once a sardar was

Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering -
Saala wanted tha to photo kheenchne ke baad use jaane kyon diya ?

Agar manzil ko pana hai

Agar manzil ko pana hai
to hosla sath rakhna,

Agar pyar ko pana hay
to aetbar sath rakhna,

Agar hamesha muskurana hay
to DAANT saaf rakhna

TAJ MEHAL kya cheez he,

TAJ MEHAL kya cheez he,

is se bari imarat banaunga,

mumtaz to mar k dafan hui thi,

tujhe to me zinda dafnaon ga...

suraj dube ga to ch

Suraj Dube Ga To
Chand Nikl Aega
Chand Ajega To Suraj
Nikl Aega
Abhi Waqt Hy Apni
Harkaten
Sudhar Lo Wrna Hr
Shaks Yhi Kehta Nazr
Aega
"AISA KROGE TOU
KON AEGA" ;)

apni pasand ka numb

Apni Pasand Ka
Number Choose Kare''n

10 , 20 , 30 , 40 , 50
60 , 70 , 80 , 90 , 100

Aur

Utna Balance Mere
Number Pe Easyload
Kerw De''n ;->

Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurba kar rahe thay

Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurba kar rahe thay
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Nichay kia talash kar rahe ho Joke to upar hai

Bejaan phool ko khushbu

Bejaan phool ko khushbu dena koi aapse seekhe
Roothe howe ko hasana koi aapse seekhe
Dost banana to har koi janta hai
Dost ko choona lagana koi aapse seekhe... ;->

sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka

teacher:
sabaq phir parh0 Sadaqat ka Amanat ka Shujaat ka

pathan:
lo kar lo bat!
Apna yad hota nhi or sadaqat amanat aur shujaat ka bhi parhen.

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3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne jurm

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