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3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne jurm
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3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne jurm
3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne jurm
Jail mei 3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne
jurm k bare mei bta rahe thy?
1st Qaidi: Mujy 2 sal ki saza hoi Q k mei ne chori ki thi.
2nd Qaidi: Mujy 3 saal ki Saza hOI Q K Mainay Bank Lota Tha,
3rd Qaidi:Mujhay 14 Saal kI Qaid Hui Q K
Mainay Sirf Aik Sms Kia Tha... =P ;->
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Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria
Teacher: Draw A
Diagram Of Bacteria
Pappu: Here It Is Sir
Teacher: Where? You
Haven''t Drawn
Anything
Pappu: Sir, Can You
See Bacteria Without
Microscope ... ;->
How Was Your First Day At School .
Mother : How Was Your First Day At School . . . ? ? ?
Son : It Was All Right Except For Some Men Called "TEACHER"
Who Kept Spoiling All Our Fun . . . ;->
YAAD AAPKI NA AYE,
YAAD AAPKI NA AYE, AISA HUM HONE NA DENGE..
DOST AAP JAISA, HUM KHONE NA DENGE..
SHARFAT SE BHEJHTE REHENA HUMEIN SMS
VARNA HUM AAPKO CHAINE SE SONE NA DENGE ;->
Shaadi Me Dulha
Shaadi Me Dulha K Saath Barati Kyun Jate Hain ?
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Kyun K Log Kehte Hain K Kisi K Sukh
Main Jao Na Jao
Par
Dukh Main Zarur Jana Chahiye ... ;-)
Qeyamat ke din
Qeyamat ke din, farishton ne kaha ke sub apne apne gunah likhien, sub likh rahey they, Keh achanak aap ki aawaz aai......
EXTRA SHEET PLS..!
u r the biggest FOOL on this planet...
u r the biggest FOOL on this planet...
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upar bol diya na.?
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhoond rahe ho?
What is the meaning of PyaR think
What is the meaning of PyaR
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.The frnds sitting in BAR n say 2 each other P-YAAR
''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,
''Allah kisi ko mobile na de,
Agar de to usme sms ka system na de.
System de to balance naa de,
Agar balance de
to 10-12 sms karne ka hosla bhi de.''
Woh aayi muskuraee,
Woh aayi muskuraee,
usne kaha,humne suna,
woh kehti gayi hum sunte rahe,
woh chal di,humse raha na gaya ,
bas keh hi diya...
"MADAM ATTENDENCE TO LAGA do."
1 man shadi se pehle superman,
1 man shadi se pehle superman,
shadi ke baad gentleman,
10 saal baad watchman,
20 saal baad apne hi jaal me fasa spiderman.
Daku: Tera Nam?
Daku: Tera Nam?
Lady: Rita
Daku: Rita Meri Bahan Ka Nam He,Ja Tuje Maf Kiya
Or Tera?
Santa: Santa,
Par Log Pyar Se Muje Rita Kehte He
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