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3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne jurm
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3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne jurm
3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne jurm
Jail mei 3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne
jurm k bare mei bta rahe thy?
1st Qaidi: Mujy 2 sal ki saza hoi Q k mei ne chori ki thi.
2nd Qaidi: Mujy 3 saal ki Saza hOI Q K Mainay Bank Lota Tha,
3rd Qaidi:Mujhay 14 Saal kI Qaid Hui Q K
Mainay Sirf Aik Sms Kia Tha... =P ;->
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Tapo Slanto Said :
Tapo Slanto Said :
Kawary Ki Aik Din Ki Zindagi Shadishoda Ki
50 Sala Zindagi Sy Bahtar Hay
Yaken Nahe Ata Tu
Azma Kar Dakh Lo:-)
1 Larkay ko kia chaiye?
1 Larkay ko kia chaiye?
1 Larki jo Pyar de
1 Larki jo acha khana banaye
1 larki jo paisa kamaye
Aur aisa naseeb ke tino larkiyaan ek dusre se mill na sakaye
Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua
Teacher:Agr Koi Insaan 1986 Me Peda Hua
Ho To Ab Us Ki Age Kya Ho Gi?
Student:Pehlay Ye To Btain K
Ye Insan Orat Hai Ya Mard?
meri taqdeer ko dekho
Mere Ishq Ki Bowling Ne Uske
Dil Ki Wicket To Gira Di pappU Lekin,
Meri Taqdeer Ko Dekho!
Uska Baap Umpire Tha...
No ball day di... ;->
A drunken LALA
A drunken LALA falls from 3rd floor,people
gather around him & ask''Lala ji ki hoya?
Lalaji replies,''pata nahi.main v hune aaya haan.
Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai
Nurse: Mubarak ho Khan sb ap k ghar larka pyda hova hai
Khan sb: Wa g wa kya technology hai,
B.V mere hospital me hai,
aur bacha mere ghar paida hova hai..
chanda or chokri:
chanda or chokri:
karte the luv chori chori ,
eik tha memon eik thi bori ,
larka tha kala larki thi goori ,
so ja puther end ho ggi story
*KUCH LOG*
*KUCH LOG*
Haseen Yaadon Ki Tarah Hote Hen,
Jinhen Yaad Kar K DiL KUSH Ho Jata He,
Or
"JiN" Ko Bhulana Na Mumkin He
"TUM Unhi Me Se Aik
"JiN" Ho... :P
Kya aap jante hai
Kya aap jante hai
ki gawaar kisko kehte hai?
wahi jo anguthe ka Istimaal karte
hai.
waise aap iss waqt
kis ungali ka Istimaal kar rahe hai? ;-)
Jamhouriat noon lawa lawa k dhappey,
Jamhouriat noon lawa lawa k dhappey,
Zardari kehnda "Pakistan Khappey"
Translation:
jamhouriat ko kar k bara pareshan
kehtey hein"khappey ch wady Pakistan"
Woh aayi muskuraee,
Woh aayi muskuraee,
usne kaha,humne suna,
woh kehti gayi hum sunte rahe,
woh chal di,humse raha na gaya ,
bas keh hi diya...
"MADAM ATTENDENCE TO LAGA do."
Kasturi ne Robi se payar karna chor dia..
Kasturi ne Robi se payar karna chor dia..
Rishap ne Parena ka dil tor dia..
Daramo ne ye kesa mor lia..
Phir b hum ne Star Plus ko zor dia.... ;->
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