3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne jurm

3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne jurm
Jail mei 3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne
jurm k bare mei bta rahe thy?

1st Qaidi: Mujy 2 sal ki saza hoi Q k mei ne chori ki thi.
2nd Qaidi: Mujy 3 saal ki Saza hOI Q K Mainay Bank Lota Tha,

3rd Qaidi:Mujhay 14 Saal kI Qaid Hui Q K
Mainay Sirf Aik Sms Kia Tha... =P ;->
  

May, 13 2010     281 chars (2 sms)     2969 views       Funny

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I Accept

I Beleive

I Admit


I m "0" Zero

But This Is Not End

I Want Her

B''coz

Widout Her

I''m Incomplete

Her 0 = HER0



So Be Quick

Arrange
"HER" For Me ;->
Sardar
Tumko sharm ni ati tmhara baap tailor hy or tmhari shirt phati hy,

Pathan
Sharm to tumko ni ati tumKa bap dentist hy or tmKa bhai bina dant k paida hua
Yesterday whole night i was thinking about only U...
.
.
.
.
.
Today i was
thinking of V
.
.
2nite i wil definitely think about..
W,X,Y&Z...hehehe!!!
In politics,
your enemies can’t hurt you,
but your friends will kill you.
A Woman Gets On A Bus With Her Baby.

The Bus Driver Says: Thats The Ugliest Baby

That Ive Ever Seen. Ugh

The Woman Goes To The Rear Of The Bus And Sits Down,

Fuming

She Says To A Man Next To Her

The Driver Just Insulted Me!

The Man Says: You Go Right Up There And Tell Him Off
Go Ahead, Ill Hold Your Monkey For You.
PATHAN to Doctor:
Mujh ko 1 problem hy


DOCTOR:
Khy?


Pathan:
Baat krte waqt Aadmi
dikhaai nhi deta.



Doctor:
Esa Kab hota hay?


Pathan:
Phone krte waqt.
Dho0m Ka Part 2 Bna To Naam rakha.

Dhoom do (2)


Ab Amitabh Ki Film "PAA" Ka Part 2 Bnay Ga To Nam Ho Ga

"PAA DO"
800 kamro ka mehal ho
motiyo se sja ho drbar

Income ho arbon me

Or 200 mercedes car

Sb mil skta he sapno me

Islye jagna ha bekar

Soja merey yaar
''A prisoner was about to be executed.
Just before his execution the officer
asked him about his any last request
he said

I want to update my facebook status:D''


Boy :Tum Shadi K Baad Apne Lye Alag Ghar Tu Nhi Mango Gi?


Girl : Bilkul Nahi, Bus Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Lai Daina.
Karachi main Loadshading k khilaf EHTAJAJ karte hoye.

LONDON wale Peer Sahab ne apne ghar ki Lights pura 1 mint tak OFF rakhein.


Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?


Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump