3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne jurm

3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne jurm
Jail mei 3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne
jurm k bare mei bta rahe thy?

1st Qaidi: Mujy 2 sal ki saza hoi Q k mei ne chori ki thi.
2nd Qaidi: Mujy 3 saal ki Saza hOI Q K Mainay Bank Lota Tha,

3rd Qaidi:Mujhay 14 Saal kI Qaid Hui Q K
Mainay Sirf Aik Sms Kia Tha... =P ;->
  

May, 13 2010     281 chars (2 sms)     2965 views       Funny

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Yaar
Ye Dekh...







Kisi Ne Sara Msg Khaali Bheja Hai.
A mathmatical question!

36 + 30 + 38 =???


Ans?


104



no yar

once again

36 + 30 + 38 = Bhabi



confused???


Yar apni Sania bhabi. :-)}
Remix

Hum Dosto Ko Bari
pakiza Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,!!






HUM DOSTO KO BARI
PAKIZA $AZA





DETE
HAIN...!!!






Gand MArte Nahi






CHUPA LAGWA Dety heN,,,


Ek Aadmi Ka Darwaza Zor Se Baja.

Woh Ghussay Se Darwazy Per Gaya Aur Bola:

"Kon Gadhay Ka Bacha Hai?"


Bahar Se Aawaz Aai:

.
.
.

Abbu Main Hon. :-)
ik admi jungle main jaa raha hota hai tu ikdam se ik well main gir jaata hai kaafi dair tak gir raha hota hai tu achanak ik tehni pekerleta hai thori dair main awaz ati hai seedha haath chor woh seedha haath chor deta hai phir awaz ati hai ulta haath chor woh choor deta hai neeche gir raha hota hai tu azaaz ati hai ke CHOOOTIYAAAA!!!
Pathan Passport banwaney gya,

Clerk: NIC do, Pathan ne biwi ka NIC dia.
Clerk: Biwi ka nahi apna do.

Pathan:
Kal to hamko bola tha K..
"NADRA"
ka lye kr aao.
Wife ko Begum kyon kehte hain? Kyonki shaadi ke baad saare gum to husband ke hisse mein aate hain or wife Be-Gum ho jaat hai.
THE GREATEST GIFT u can give to someoneis your time.
beacause when you give someone your time, You are giving them a portion of life that you will never get back
When sum1 touch u
& u dont feel it,
its IGNORANCE.


Wen sum1 touch u
&u feel it,


its LOVE

Bt when nobdy touchs u n u feel it,











then its Khujli...
There are 2 words in a person''s life
that will open many doors for him..





















Push and Pull
idher golay pay gola hai
idher golay pay gola hai.
odher dhamakay pay dhmaka hai.
idher mashwara hai mansubabandi ka
odher kakay pay kaka hai.

Parent:How did you write your exam?

Son:they have given the questions which I don''t know.

So I wrote answers which they don''t know..!!