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3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne jurm
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3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne jurm
3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne jurm
Jail mei 3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne
jurm k bare mei bta rahe thy?
1st Qaidi: Mujy 2 sal ki saza hoi Q k mei ne chori ki thi.
2nd Qaidi: Mujy 3 saal ki Saza hOI Q K Mainay Bank Lota Tha,
3rd Qaidi:Mujhay 14 Saal kI Qaid Hui Q K
Mainay Sirf Aik Sms Kia Tha... =P ;->
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birthday is the main
Birthday is the main festival with invitations, wishes, gifts,
friends, and free animated ecards.
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
Sometimes wen i cry no 1 c my tears,
wen i m woried no 1 c my pain,
wen i m happy no 1 c my smile
lekin
sala. 1 ladki k saath ghume to sab dekh lete hai..
Chan Chandni rat meharma
Chan Chandni rat meharma,
tim timande taare..
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msg koi nai bhejda
LAGDA SO GAYE SAARE.....
So many options: Poison,
So many options: Poison,
sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building,
lying on train tracks, but we chose Marriage, slow & sure!
Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi h
Husband to Wife: Tum meri zindagi ho,
or __
WIFE: or KYA?
Batao na or kya?
Wife shouted tell me or kya?
Husband: or laanat hai aisi zindagi pay.....!
Teacher! Btaen
Teacher! Btaen KHUSH FEHMI Kia H0ti Hy?
Student! Sir Piche Dekhen Miss Apko Bula Rhi Hy.
Sir Ne Dekha To K0i Nhn Tha.
Student: Sir YEHI CHEZ Khush Fehmi Hy.
In 1 year, 12 months,
In
1 year,
12 months,
48 weeks,
365 days & nights,
8760 hrs,
52560 min,
3153600 sec
sirf Aap ko hi yaad kiya.
Aur sirf 2mins lagay is jhoot ko type karney mein... ;->
When I Go Wrong I Need
When I Go Wrong I Need
Ur Hand 2 Correct
When Emotionz Burst I
Need Ur Hand 2 Catch
When I Win I need Ur
Hands 2 Clap
In Short
Ye Haath Mujhy De De
Thakur ... ;->
sardar Bought A New Mobile.
sardar Bought A New Mobile.
Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..
Sardar Bazar Gya
Aur
Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya
JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho
JuB MaI BhUdI AuR BaDsUrAt Ho
JoW Gi KiA TuM TuB BhI
MuJh Se KaRo Ga?
BiVi Ne ShOaR Se SaWaL KiA
ShOaR: KaR ToU RaHa Ho . . ;->
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.
Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?
Santa: Don?t worry darling, I''m already married
FARAZ
Ab tu sonay ko dil karta hai mera
.
FARAZ
.
.
Jab sa kamray mein AC laga hai generator ka sath
"Happy loadshding in Pakistan"
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