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3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne jurm
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3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne jurm
3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne jurm
Jail mei 3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne
jurm k bare mei bta rahe thy?
1st Qaidi: Mujy 2 sal ki saza hoi Q k mei ne chori ki thi.
2nd Qaidi: Mujy 3 saal ki Saza hOI Q K Mainay Bank Lota Tha,
3rd Qaidi:Mujhay 14 Saal kI Qaid Hui Q K
Mainay Sirf Aik Sms Kia Tha... =P ;->
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Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi
Wife Shoping Kr K Wapis Ayi
To Husbnd Wife Se Saman Laite Hoye Bola
Zaror Tm Mere Khane K Lye Kch Lai Hogi?
Wife: Bilkul Thek Kaha Isme
Mere New Sandel Hen ;->
Angel askd a man
Angel askd a man
after death:
Kya tum shadi shuda thy?
Man: Haan
Angel Orderd:
Ye dozakh bhugat k
aaya hy isay
jannat main daal do
Angel ask same
question to another
man:
Man: 2 baar shaadi ki thi
Angel orderd:
Isay dozakh main daal do
isay dozakhmain rehny ki
aadat ho gai hy ... ;->
Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.
Yeh Alif Bay Pay Parh kar A to Z kehte hain,
Hum Inko Pagal,
Yeh hamay MAD kehte hain,
Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy,
Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.
Bunty: Kya Tumhe
Bunty: Kya Tumhe SUNNY DEOL Ka No Pata Hai?
Vicky: Nahi Pata Q Kya Hua?
Banty: Bus Vo Ghar K Bhar Handpump Hai Use Ukhadna Hai....:)
Dog:Where are you going?
Dog:Where are you going?
Ant:My rakhi brother the elephant has met with an accident.
Since we have the same blood group,
I am going to donate some blood for him.
Farash Pe Sone Ka 1 Faida Hay!
Farash Pe Sone Ka 1 Faida Hay!
Banda Zameen Par Nhi Girta.
aadmi k left hath
aadmi k left hath
Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay Socho Kyun? .
Kyun k ''Sultan'' Us ka Naam tha :-D''
film actress meera yesterday screamed
film actress meera yesterday screamed
in an interview
"agar mein jhoot boloon to mera baap marr jaaye".
The city district government of lahore
has reported that 26 men from
various parts of lahore simultaneously
suffered a heart attack last night.
Best sms of the Year.
Best sms of the Year.
"a mother makes her son "gentle" in 20 years,
But...
A girl can make him "mental" in 20 sec."
GEO larkio....!!;-)
Think Diffrnt Do Diffrnt
Think Diffrnt
Do Diffrnt
Make Diffrnt
Achieve Diffrnt
Speak Diffrnt
Then Only You Can Get
A Easy Entry To:
-Mental Hospitl
Ghajani effect
Ghajani effect
"A Boy opens his tiffin box on the road"
y?
He wanted 2 check,
Whether he was going to school or coming back.
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