Four guys

Four guys


Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!
  

May, 26 2010     338 chars (3 sms)     3519 views       Funny

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Underwear..?
Tmhari Life M 1 Aisi Larki Aygi
Jo Srf Tmhari Hogi Tm Us Se Be Had Pyar Krogy
Tm 2no Ki Muhbt Bemisal Hogi
Tm Use Kiss Krogy Jb Wo Krib Akr Kahegi







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ager kabi tumko mere msg receive na hon to tum preshan na hona ;;;;;;;;;;; kyun k .................
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main sms di factory nai lai mainu hoor v kam ney .
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Itfaq sy room b sirf aik he khali tha,

Dono so gay or subha uth kr apny apny ghr chly gay.

MORAL:
mery sms gandy nahi hoty.
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