Four guys

Four guys


Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!
  

May, 26 2010     338 chars (3 sms)     2665 views       Funny

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Us Gali Sy Is Wajah Se Jana Chor Dia "Pappu"...!!!

Wo Kameeney Nokia.1100 Bhi Cheen Letey Hain... ;->
Aao Aaj Hum Wada Karain K




Zindagi Bhar Pyar Karenge




Wafa Karenge




Mohabbat Karenge




Sirf Aur Sirf















Pakistan Se ;->
It''s The Thing That
Satisfies Ur Mind, Body & Soul ....... !
Do It On Bed, On A Sofa
In The Bathroom Or
Any Where





















It''s PRAYER

God BLess Ur Naughty Mind..... ;->
Height of Adab
Main sirf ye soch kr paper khali de ata hun
k kahin teacher ye na kahen
k agay sa jawab data hai . . . .:D


Pandit1-Ur Son Is Poor In Studies


Pandit2-Why?


Pandit1-My Son Failed After Copying Ur Sons Paper
Pathan: Yara hum bohat preshan hai

Dost: Kyun khan sahab?

Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->
FOOL se FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLwari me, FOOL k sath wish kiya,''U r the most beautiFOOL,wonderFOOL & colorFOOL amongst all FOOLS........!!!!!!!
What''s Better Then

"PRESENCE OF MIND"

In Case Of Accident .... ???


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"ABSENCE OF BODY" ... ;->
A Software Enginner Was Smoking

A Lady Standing Near By To Him :
"Can''t You See The Warning, SMOKING Is Injurious To Health"

He Replied:
"We Are Bothered Only About Errors , Not Warnings . . ." ;->
Imagine...

Urself in a boat,
which is sinking...

Sharks all around u...

Wat can u do 2 save urself???




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Very simple...







Stop imAgininG.../ :P
Naukrani: Malkin! Chote Baba Ne Cockroach Kha Liya.

Malkin: Oh God! Call Doctor Fast.

Naukrani: Aap Tension Na Lo Maine

Chote Baba Ko BAYGON Pila Diya...!
We"ve had our ups and downs,This we both know, Through it all
our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About
many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.
Happy Anniversary