Four guys

Four guys


Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!
  

May, 26 2010     338 chars (3 sms)     2366 views       Funny

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Son: “I Clea It Wid Ur Tooth Brush “ ;->
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// Height Of
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A Toothbrush Telling
That,
It Has Got The Worst
Job In The world
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In Front Of Toilet
Paper... ;->
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2. Sikandar-E-Azam
Aur
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Diff B/w Ignorance &
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Dnt Laugh , Tht Is Calld
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Aur Mujhse Ye Kehne Lagi FARAZ...



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After the Announcement the final result of class, father asked his son.

Father: Beta Tumhara result Kesa Raha?
Son: Abbu, Teacher ne kaha ke Zyada tar bachay fail hain.

Father: Beta Aapka Result kiya Aaya hai?
Son: Abbu, Woh jo Dr uncle hai na unka beta bhi Fail ho gaya hai.

Fathar: Tumhara Result Kiya aaya hai?
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After a quarrel..

Wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

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