Four guys

Four guys


Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!
  

May, 26 2010     338 chars (3 sms)     3211 views       Funny

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Ek pathan ne new car li
aur drive pe nekla thora agay gaya to toll plaza aya admi bola han khan g!!!


pathan bola full kar do:-D
Best SmS of 1947.
















Tab MOBILE Tha Kya?
Kabhi Tu Thora Dimagh Ka Istamaal Kar Liya Karo!
Bas sms parhne ki jaldi lagi hoti hai.
1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue

"Hamen Vote Do,

Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To

"Govt."

Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.
I Filled In A Form At A
Dating Agency Recently
Describing My Ideal
Woman, "She Should Be
Pretty Cute, Into Water
Sports And Group
Activities Plus Look
Good In Black"
The Agency Replied
Me Back And Told Me
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''Acha silla dia to ne mere piyar ka"
"Yar ne hi loot liya ghar yaar ka"

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"Acha kurta siya tu ne mere naap ka"
"Naap liya mere sey dia mere dia mere baap ka"

1 Admi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki BV k paas aaya Or bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
BV:Mujhe koi Etraz nahi
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bcoz she wanted to rock and roll...!
Mariz-Dr.sahab meri problem ye hai ki main khud ko Bhgwaan samjhta hun.

Dr.-Aisa kabse hai?

Mariz-Jabse maine ye duniya banaai...
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
CAT Mock Anthem
tara rum pum pum
tara rum pum pum
Kabhi aise number laya karo
Kabhi 0 kabhi 1
Kabhi us se bhi kum
kabhi fail ho jaya karo
Wo kon hain jo ucchal-ucchal k tayyar hote hain?

Apki baat nahi horahi janab,

AB SOCHEN,


OR SOCHEN,

BATAYEN NA!

NAHI-PATA?




"POPCORN"
Motivational Thought

In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(world''s richest man)

In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank

This shows that nothing is impossible

Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me

But in 2020, I''m planning to...

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Apply 4 loan again. :-)