Viraney main duya jalane se kia hoga,
Bujhi hoi raakh main aag lagane se kia hoga,
AAp ko KABZ hai isliye pressure nai aata,
AB bewajah zor lagane se kia hoga
Bin Laden''s son was studying in an American school.
Teacher askd him: "I have four apples. How can i divide it among five children?"
He answered:.."Kill One Child!".. ;->