Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga.

Friend: Matric k Baad kia Karo Gey?

Pathan: Agar Fail hua to Mochi Banun Ga.

Friend: Agar Pass Hue To?

Pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)

Apr, 27 2011 164 chars (2 sms) 2304 views Funny

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Which is the only woman

Which is the only woman to have crossed the seven seas on foot!!!

Socho, socho!!!

Divya Bharti!

Saath samundar paar main tere peeche peeche aa gayi!

Teacher Female studant Se

Teacher Female studant Se

Tabeydar Ka Jumla Banao..

Girl: Jhaphi Kut Ke Je Paven Ik Waar Gujraaa..

Sari Zindgi Rava Gi Tabeydar Gujraaaa....!!!

ek aadmi hospital

ek aadmi hospital main admit hota hai us ka bhai us se milne aata hai
to ek khobsorat si nurse aati hai who us ko side per le ja ker puchta
hai ke is ke baren main kya khayal hai koi umeed hai ya nahi to nurse
kehti hai ke mera aur us ka mizag bilkul nahi milta who to meri taraf
dekhta bhi nahi har waqt allah allah karta rehta hai

If U Dont Sms Me..

If U Dont Sms Me..
God Will Give U
Lalu''s English,
Mayavati''s FACE,
Jayalitha''s BODY,
Abdul Kalam''s HAIRSTYLE,
N
Atal Bihari''s WALKING STYLE...So B'' Carful

the news 14 aug 2020

THE NEWS
14 Aug 2020

Headline News
PM BILAWAL meet Presidnt ZARDARI

President ZARDARI visit neighbour country BALOCHISTAN

PAK loses Cricket series against CANADA

IMRAN khan is the leader of TALIBAN

MEERA 25th BIRTHDAY 2day

9th SEPTEMBER on death anivrsary of CHOUDHRY BROTHERS

OSAMA still WANTED

SHOAIB AKHTER hopeful 2 play in nxt MATCH

1$=420Rs

Petrol 1 ltr=1450Rs

CNG=3020Rs/kg

Gold=2000000/10g

AATA stolen frm LHR Museum

Sugar 1100/kg =P ;)

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,

A sardar prays daily for 2 hours,
“Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.”

After 11 years VaheGuru angrily appeared
& said,”Khoti de putar 1 vari ticket te le ley”

u r beautiful

I have lots of jokes in my inbox,
But I can’t send you all of them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I’m sending you just 1 joke
.
.
.
“You are so beautiful”

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,

Bachiyon k chakker me larke jate lutt,
Or khatey hain un k bhaiyon se wo kutt...
iss waja se larke larkiyon ko chor detay hain,
Moqa mil tey hi un k bhaiyon ko phor dete hain..
Na kare makeup to un se banda dar jata hy,
Karti hain itna makeup k weight barh jata hy ."->

Pathan: Express kitne baje aati hy ?

Pathan: Express kitne baje aati hy ?
TT: 9 Bajy
Pathan: Local?
TT: 1 Bajy
Pathan: Maal gari
TT: 12 Bajy

TT: Mgr jana kahan hy
Pathan: Patri Pe Susu Kerni Hy ;->

Teacher:

Teacher:woh dekho udhar sunder ladki khadi hai.
Isko PUNJABI me translate karo.
student:woh dekho saalo TODI BHABHI KHADI HAI

Pandit nay ap k Mobile ki kundli

Pandit nay ap k
Mobile ki kundli
Dekh kar btaya
hay.

K ap k Mobile par
Kanjusi ki aatma
Mandla rahi hay.

Foran10$M$ Ki
Balli de do
Ta k"SHANTI
ho jaye.

American Bacha:

American Bacha: Hum Log Itna Ameer Hyn K
Bush B Mere Dad Se Paise Mangta Hy

Pakstani Bacha: Bas, Hum Itne Ameer Hyn
K Jhandiyan Bhi Aatey Se Chipkate Hyn ... ;->

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