Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..

Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..
Teacher:Four beautiful girls are walking on the road..

change it to exclamatory sentence.

Student:WOW!
  

May, 19 2010     109 chars (1 sms)     2009 views       Funny

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Interviewer: To Bataiye PANI Ke Bina Insan Kaise Marega?

Santa: PANI Nai Hoga To Insan

Tairega Kaise?

Aur Tairega Nahi To Doob Jayega!!!
Tujh Se B Ziada Teri Arzo Ki Ha
Is Trha Se Mene Teri Justoju Ki Ha
Ha BB Mar Gai To Kya Hwa,
Tjhey Paaney K Liey Hi Usey Mot Di Ha.
Frm ZARDARI To SHERE ;->
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->
happy foggy winter


I Love Walking In FOG,

Beacause No One

Can Detect




I M








SMOKING....:P

HAPPY FOGGY WINTERz....

Doctor Seikh Sy :
Aap K Bachy Ki Taang
Kaatni Pary Gi

Seikh:
Pelan Dasna C Main
Onu Navi Juti Na Ley
K Denda ... ;->
Har aahat par jaan nikal jati hai faraz






Ye public toilet mein kundi kyun nahi hoti...??

Aaj
achanak
hath
pe
ek ansu
gira
main ne
us
se
poocha
ay
aansu
tum
kyun
bahir
aaye
ho?



Aansu bola:


"Abey apne kam se kam rakh"... ;->
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?


Rehman Malik mera naam hai..

Awam ko topi pehnana mera kaam hai..

Jab se aaya hon Media pe chaya hon..

Kabhi Double Sawari band kabhi Bomb ki khabar laya hon..

Sab kahania purani bhulaiye Ab ek naya jhatka khaiye..

Zardari or Sheri k khilaf SMS mat banaiye..

Warna kuch hi din Mein SMS service band paaiye..

Mere Dosto Isko Ab Hum Se Panga Chaiye..

Aaiye aaj se SMS mein Isi Ki bajaye... ;->
Love Is Second Mistake Created By GOD!!!



Of Course Girls Are First!!!



But The Fact Is That Both Are Beautiful Mistakes..!;)
Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don?t worry darling ?I am already married?.:p
The Holy Passion Of Friendship Is Of,
So Sweet & Steady & Loyal & Enduring
A Nature That It''ll Last Through A Whole LifeTime . . .






If Not Asked o Lend Money . . . ;->