Sorry ye msg tumey send

Sorry ye msg tumey send
Sorry ye msg tumey send ho gya niche mat dekhna
niche ghalat salat likh
hua hai,


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"GHALAT -SALAT"
  

May, 19 2010     262 chars (2 sms)     2551 views       Funny

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Pathan:
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When the ant reaches the tank,
push it into the tank,
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When it reaches near fire,
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Dr:Aapko kya prblmhai?

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Speak Sweet Words,
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Swet Dreams
Bt
It''s v Difficult
2
Find A
Sweet Person. bt I Salute U
"Tusi menu lab ei lya"
Sardar darvaze pe GUN liye khara tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hon
Wife: To jao na..!
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Arz Kia Hai . . .

Tumhare Bap Ne Parh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER

Wah Wah . . .

Tumhare Bap Ne Parh Liya Mera LOVE LETTER

PHILIPS LET''S MAKE THINGS BETTER . . . ;->
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SMART
CUTE
GENIUS
SWEET
&
INTELIGENT
FRND















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All Chahractrs In Dis
Msg r Imaginay
Resemblnce 2
Anyone''s Lyf Is Purely
Coincidental
;->
Badi Afsos Ki Baat Hy

Jitna Afsos Hua Hy Na Mjhe , Main Bata Nahi Skta






Parso''n FATHER''S DAY Tha
Aur
Tum Ne Mjhe Wish Bhi Nahi Kia ...



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call
I m work, Please call
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Me later at
Meeting is cancelled
I m late
See U in
See U at



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