Sorry ye msg tumey send

Sorry ye msg tumey send
Sorry ye msg tumey send ho gya niche mat dekhna
niche ghalat salat likh
hua hai,


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"GHALAT -SALAT"
  

May, 19 2010     262 chars (2 sms)     2572 views       Funny

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ApNi BeTi K Lye
Chahiye:
1 BeautiFul,
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GuD''Loking larKa

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