Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies... .

Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies... .
Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies...
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But The Man Who Run Away 4rm His Enemy Is A Coward
So Cheers... ;->
  

May, 14 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     2816 views       Funny

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I M Specalist Of Lovelogy.

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Raat k 2 baje baji ghar ki bell..




Maine gate khola,
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All iz well..
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Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.

Dr:
Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?

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2 Become A COMPLETE MAN
A student''s leave letter:
"As I am suffering from my uncle''s marriage I cannot attend the
class...."
Son:Mujhe circus dekhna hai.
Papa:I M busy
Son: Waha 1 ladki chote-2 kapdo me
cheete pe sawari karti hai
Papa: Chalo chalte hai,
kaafi dino se cheeta nahi dekha