Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies... .

Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies...
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But The Man Who Run Away 4rm His Enemy Is A Coward
So Cheers... ;->

May, 14 2010 178 chars (2 sms) 2104 views Funny

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Ek dum latest and jhakaas way 2 propose.

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Grl- jee kahiye

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Sub kuch perfume ki tara ur jata tha
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Hise Ka Roza Mai

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