Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies... .

Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies... .
Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies...
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But The Man Who Run Away 4rm His Enemy Is A Coward
So Cheers... ;->
  

May, 14 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     2506 views       Funny

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Aaj ek mukabla ho rha.
Mukablay main bohat say log hisa lay rhe hain.
Is ki entry fees koi bhi nhi hay.
Is main hr ek kay liye dawate aam hay.
Jetnay walay ko 500 rupay milay gay.
Mukabla yeah hay kay kon is number pr
03216307893
Ziada easy load krwata hay.
Best of luck... =P ;->
Policeman: Tum Ne
Beech Road Pe Bus Q
Rok Di ???

Pathan: Hum Shehr Me
Naya Aya Hy Mgr
Qanoon Nhi Torta,
Wo Samne Dkho Lkha Hy
"BUS STOP"
Tou Hum Ne Rok Dia ;->
|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||



Teacher To
Student:
"You Are Late ...?"

Student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive..."

Marriage is like a public toilet





Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
Ab PARHAI soch samaj k chorna Pappu,

kyou k....?

GADHA 60,000 ka or
reri 40,000 ki hy.:-D
Dheeru bhai from heaven

"Beta Mukesh kaisa chal raha hai apna reliance".

Mukesh: "Hello kon bol raha hai? thik se sunai nahi deta.
call me on my HUTCH mobile!"
Apnay 2005 ke Gunnah mitanay k liye 109 bar ais mantar ko pahrna hai

East or West

" FaWad " Is Da BEst .

Ab Edit Ker K Apne Naam Dal Ke Ek Aur Gunnah Mat Karna!!
Santa kissed his girl friend in the park.

Girl: Plz ye sb shadi se pehle?

Santa: Don?t worry darling, I''m already married
GOVT KE TARAF SAY AHAM ILAN

BALOCHISTAN MAIN EARTHQUICK KO

MUTARMA BENZAIR KE KHEDMATE KAY ATRAF MAIN IS KA NAME

BENZAIR EARTHQUICK KA NAME DE DEYA GAYA HAI

GEO BHUTTO
Chicken ready? Yes Boss. Fish ready? Yes Boss. Omlet ready? Yes Boss. Mutton ready? No Boss. why...? BAKRA abhi sms parh raha hai boss.
Boy:Sir Ap Apni Beti Ki
Shadi Mjh Sy Kr De''n
Me Ap ko Us k Wazn k
Brabar Sona Dunga
Sir:Mjhy Wqt Do
Boy:Sochny k Liye?
Sir:Nhi Beti Ka Wazan
Brhane k Liye ;->
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1- Take my advice
I''ve never use it anywhere
2- My mum thinks I''m special