Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies... .

Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies... .
Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies...
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Rn''t They...?
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But The Man Who Run Away 4rm His Enemy Is A Coward
So Cheers... ;->
  

May, 14 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     3129 views       Funny

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1 shaks ko ye NO khuwab me nazar aya usne 100 ka easy load karwa dia,1 ghantay me us k dil ki murad puri ho gai.
2sre ne isko jhot samjha 3 din uske pet me dard raha 3sre ne is number main 10 rupe ka load bheja 2sre din usko 50 rupe zameen Se mle Mera farz tha apko btana aage ap ki marzi.
Sardar:
Why Are You Standing Below
A Tube Light With An Open Mouth?

Pathan:
Because My Doctor Advised Me
Today's Dinner Should Be Light.:-)
Ladies
N
Gentalmen
Please
Put
Ur
Handz
Together
For
Clap
ND
Welcome
Dis
Outstanding
Sms
To
Ur
Inbox
By
Brillant
Txter..;->


Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"

Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum










"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D
Reaction of Girs Wen they loose their purse

Poor girls
My Money

Rich Girls
My Debit card

Beautiful Girls
O shit aus main Hamy ki Pic thi
In World,we have only POSTMAN,but no POSTWOMAN ,why?

Bcos ,they take 9 months for DELIVERY
''“Nanhy Chor ki kahani”
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Ek dafa ka zikr he Kisi gaon me ek chor khandan rehta tha un k yahan ek chor paida hoa,pehly wo choti choti choriyan karta tha ,phr daky dalny shuru kiye phr…
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Aur aj who ek mulk ka saddar he.
The End''
jo sadiyaon se hota aaya hai
woh repeat kar doonga
tu naa mili to tujhko dil sey
Ctrl+Alt+delete kar doong
Pathan Bought A Car On Loan...

He Didn''t Pay The Dues,
The Bank Took Away His Car.
Pathan: If I Knew This,
I''d Have Taken A Loan For My Marriage Also! :-(
Ek Chota Baby Apni Mummy Ko Kehta hai .

" IS MaiN kia hai Mumy ? "

Mumy: ais main mera Pyara sa Baby hai

" Itna hi pyara tha tu kah kyo liya? " :P lolx
Wanted" A Heroen for Pakistani Movie
Height "koi b chaley ghee"
Waist "Minimum 36''
Age "Starting from 38"
Tone "bharkein mar saktee ho"
Action "Machine gun utha aur chala saktee ho"


Latter From A
Customer To The
Bank ...

Dear Sir ,

In View Of The
Current Developments
IN The Banking
Industry,
If One Of My Cheque
Returned Marked
"Insufficient Funds"
Does That Refer To
Me Or To You ?

Your''e Faithfully
Customer ..!
;->