Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies... .

Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies... .
Whisky, Beer & Cigarettes Are A Person''s Worst Enemies...
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But The Man Who Run Away 4rm His Enemy Is A Coward
So Cheers... ;->
  

May, 14 2010     178 chars (2 sms)     3002 views       Funny

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Wife:
"Suniye mujhe koi mehangi chez le ke den naa plz!"

Husband:
"Chalo tum tayar hojao
Hum










"cheeni" leny chaltay hain:-D


Aik marasi ka gadha masjid main ghus gia
Molvi sab ne marasi ki khoob bezti ki
marasi bola:
jan deo
molvi sab Janwar si aa gia

saano kadi vekhya aay.;->
To
The S.H.O,
Police Station.
Sir, If my friend will not sms me, kindly i request u to take action against him & encounter his useless mobile ;->
''Yaad tumhari har waqt ati hai
Dil ko bahut tadpati hai
Socha ki call kar lu
Kambakhat yeh customer care ki ladki barbar balance low batati hai.!!''
Easy Ways to Die :

Take a Cigar Daily - You will die 10 years early.

Drink Alcohal Daily - You will die 30 years early.

Love Someone Truly - You will die daily .... ;->
Americans invented a machine that catches thieves.
they took it out to different countries for test.
In US in 30mins it caught 20 thieves
In UK in 30mins it caught 50 thieves
Spain in 30mins it caught 100
thieves
Ghana, in 30mins it caught 600 thieves.

Pakistan,
in 15 mins






the machine was stolen.
What Is The Meaning Of S.H.O . . . ? ? ?


























Sau ( 100 ) Rupay Hain Oye . . . ;->
Today is "RECHARGE DAY".

So, If U Luv sum1 truly,

Then Recharge my Mobile

with Atleast Rs.500

& U will get Married to ur Love...!!

It''s True...!!

Jaldi karna!!!
Agar koi app ko dukh de,taklef de, apko rone pe majbour kare to ap b usko rula sakte hain pata hai kaise?? uski ankh main unghi mar k:-)
My Marriage is Fixed Surprisd?
Dekho free di party da sun k kivein khush hunde ne.
Kanjoson sitam sehnay ki B had hoti Hay,

Kisi ko satanay ki B had hoti Hay,

Sms bhejnay ki koshish karo yaar,

Muft k sms parhnay ki B had oti a
''Aaj Phir Ek Pathan Pit Gaya:

Pathan Shia Ki Majlis Mai Gaya,

Aur Wahan Dekha Sab Seenay Pe Haath Maar Rahy Hain.

Pathan Samajh Gaya Aur Zor Zor Se Haath Maar Kar Cheekha.

AAL IZ WELL.

AAL IZ WELL. :-)